Cliff James Diary / Blog
21st Jan 2017
HAPPY NEW YEAR
It's been a while since I've updated my blog as life has been hectic and I really haven't had the time to do so or the inking if I'm honest. Today though I did feel the urge and that is why I'm writing this now, and what better way to star the new year of blogging than with a gorgeous woman who loves nothing more that tormenting submissive males by many means, including and not limited to: CBT, Electro shocking cock and balls, whipping and caning. And who is this gorgeous creature...
KENDRA JAMES (not related to yours truly)
Do I really need to say again that I find redheads really hot, even dominant one, and why not as some of my best and closest female friends are dominant. Also Kendra, bears a stricking resembelance to an aquaintance of mine which does make me chuckle as I envisage her treating some poor sod of a man the way that Kendra does. If you want to see more of this red hot dominant and demanding woman I've added a free gallery of pictures of her caning her slave's bare arse and shocking his cock with an electro cock as shown in the pictures below, You can see the rest of the imagesby clicking here.
The above images and the free gallery of Kendra James are courtesy of my friends at clubdom.com
ROBBING AOL / TALK TALK
IF YOU'RE WITH AOL - TALK TALK READ THIS...
I was charged £10.27 for calls that are supposed to be free, 02 and 03 prefixes. I queried this by online chat this evening. I've attached a screen shot of part of the conversation. Seems some sort of an update is causing people to be charged when they shouldn't be. I'm sure unless you query your bill they won't let you know or credit you back.
Yesteday we spent the afternnon watching the new version of The Jungle Book on Sky Premier. It struck me as rather amusing and rather apt that the mother of the wolf pack was called Akela, not spelt exactly the same as Mistress Akella but I have no doubt that she would also be the leader of the pack and just as vicious when the need arises. Thanks to my friends at FemmeFataleFilms I'm able to offer you a new gallery of Mistress Akella who is taking much pleasure in caning her naked slaves cock and balls.
Two new galleries of Goddess Zena have been added, one where ravishing Mistress Zena tortures her slave by giving him anal electro torture and another where the Goddess fucks her slave girl's arse with a huge strap on before forcing her to worship her Mistresses' pussy with her mouth and tongue. For the record, all of the images on Goddess Zena's website mistresszena.co.uk are NOT censored
MORE GREAT LOSSES
Just when you thought the year couldn't get any worse Rick Parfitt of Status Quo was taken from us on Christmas Eve. Many years ago I saw Status Quo for the first time at Harlow Playhouse and for free courtesy of their then record company PYE as I worked for a local record store. They had just released their Dog Of Two Heads album, one that has always remained a favourite of mine and one that I consider to be one of their best. To say the music was LOUD is an understatement, as back in those days there was no ''elf and safety'' and no limit on concert volume. The volume Status Quo played at wasn't just loud, it was painfully loud and it is probably part of the reason that I suffer with a constant ringing in my ears now. That said, it was an amazing concert and if I could do it all again I would.
Sadly even after taking another rocker from us 2016's grim reaper still wasn't satisfied. Whist watching a DVD of the television series ''Bewitched'' in bed with my wife, during episodes I glanced at my phone to check my Facebook only to see that my friend who goes by the name of Mistress Meena ahd posted ''FFS not George Michael as well''. These days when something like that is posted you know that the person in question as been taken. Lets hope that 2017 isn't so cruel.
THE CHEEKY GIRLS' SPANKING PARTY
Yesterday was the day of the Cheeky Girls spanking party at a location close to London's Kings Cross station. It was a real pleasure meeting my dear friends Josie Harrison Marks and Donna Browne again. Big thanks to Dublin O'Brien for the invitation and for paying for my lunch and big thanks to Donna Browne for sneaking away to a side room with me where I gave her wonderful bare bottom a good hard caning.
If you're interested in attending the next Cheeky Girls' spanking party you can find out more info by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org
PRET A MANGER DISGUSTING FOOD
I'd ike to let everyone know that on the 13th December my wife and I went to Pret a Manger in Wood Green's shopping mall. I purchased a LoveBar to share as we ways do, only to find a human hair of approx 5 inches was inside it. I've sent a report of this to the food hygiene standards agency as obviously the hygiene of the manufacture of this item leaves a lot to be desired. Won't be visiting any Pret a Manger again.
A CHRISTMAS SPANKING
Well that is what I will be doing on the 1t4h of December thanks to my dear Dublin O'Brien who invited me along to the Spanking The Cheekys Girls' Christmas spanking party at a location close to London's Kings Cross station. Not only am I looking forwrd to spanking and caning some bare female bottoms I'm also looking forward to catching up with some old friends such as Ms Harrison Marks and Donna Browne. If I'm not mistaken there's still time to book a place if you'd like to come along and join in the spanking fun, all you need to do is email email@example.com
LUCY BAILEY CHRISTMAS SPANKING
I've been asked many times to add all of the pictures of the Christmas photoshoot I did with Lucy Bailey where the lovely Lucy gets her bare bottom spanked, strapped and caned by me and finally I've concided. I've only added the first part of the shoot at the moment as time is of the essence, so much to do, so little time. The first part of the shoot shows Lucy dreaming about being spanked and eventually doing it for herself The pictures show in the gallery still bear the Kane logo from the original kane-online website as I don't have the time or inkling to remove it and add mine. If you want to see this gallery all you need to do is give Lucy a tap on her cute bottom. I hope to have the rest of the pictures of Lucy being spanked and caned before Christmas so you'll need to keep checking here.
On a tangent, it just goes to show how thoughtless some people can be even those closest to you.
All of the Lucy Bailey Christmas spanking pictures are posted, you can view all the galleries:
STRANGE BUT TRUE
Yes it's true that I enjoy spanking and caning bare female bottoms but these are adult bare female bottoms and consenting ones at that. The images shown on this website and in Kane, and I am sure other spanking magazines portray images of adult fantasy. If a grown woman want to dress in her old school uniform and have her bottom bare and spanked and caned severely until her behind is red raw and bruised that is her choice even though some will find it abhorant. A woman I worked with was truly submissive and although she didn't enjoy being spanked and caned she enjoyed the submissiveness that went along with it and as such accepted them to please her Master, and if she was pleasing her Master then she was happy. This woman, who shall remain nameless also enjoyed being fucked, and those who may know who she is will understand that she enjoed this under various role-play situations. It goes without saying that I do not support or condone any form of physical punishment of children or anyone else for that matter as I consider that abuse.
Today I received an email concerning a couple who caned their daughter until she was aged nineteen which I find disturbing. Below is the email in it's entirity:
My wife and I have been searching, unsuccessfully, to find a copy of Janus Magazine in which a letter she wrote to the editor was printed.
It appeared under the heading, 'A Strict Regime', and my wife described the domestic rules and caning routine of her daughter Margaret. My wife used her real name, and it was accurately shown in the magazine as being from Mrs G.B.
The date of publication would be from 1975 to 1980, depending on when my wife wrote the letter, but she cannot recall a more precise date. Margaret was born in 1961, and she was 'disciplined' by my wife until she was engaged on her 19th birthday in December 1980.
The reason for the change in my wife's surname initials is due to being widowed shortly afterwards, and we married in 1985, by which time Margaret was married with one child.
Roger (and Gladys) Kilshaw
REMEMBER THE DAYS OF THE OLD SCHOOL YARD
I had my fair share of girlfriends in my younger days, some ''dogs'' I'd rather forget, but with these I had some fun and gropes. One girl, Patricia, I only had contact with on my holidays in the god forsaken place called Leysdown, a small town on the Isle of Sheppy. This was where I had my first experience of corporal punishment and my first sighting of a real female bare bottom. God knows how it cane about but Patricia (Pat) bared her bottom for me to stipe with a thin cane, one that was a supporting strut of my kite. I still remember the thin red lines that adorned her bare cheeks and how I panicked about how the hell I would explain the marks away if they were seen by her parents. Another holiday romance was with a girl called Christine. I guess we stayed together for a couple of years. we were both i our teens, I just a little older than her. I didn't get to spank her though I did manage to fondle her bare breast when she stayed with my parents and I for a weekend.
Well I certainly do, good times, bad times. Being duffed up and a pupply love. Puppy love, Jeanne Townsend (cheer up sleepy Jeanne), my first crush. Janet Patch, my first girl friend (when I was 7). The human brain is astonishing as I can remember so many things from my childhood days. Miss Sanger, my first headmistress and a real strict tartar she was. It's not surprising that some males grow up with a penchant for dominant women. Miss Mansfield, my Junior school teacher... Cor, she was gorgeous. Such memories. Jeanne Townsend was the apple of my eye for so many years, we started school at the same age and in the same class and remained in the same class until we left. Although we were friends I'm sure she didn't realise the feelings I had for her. I was a pre pubescent and life was fun. My first year in secondary was a horrendous time though on the up side the head girl was absolutely gorgeous, blonde and beautiful. What chance did I have with her... Bloody none. Bernice Fussell was her name and I will never forget the way she looked to an eleven year old boy with testosterine bouncing uncontrollably through my veins. One day I fell in the play ground and grazed my knees badly on the tarmac. Tearful I made my way to the t doors and towards teh school secretary who was forever patching up boys like me, only to be met by Berenice, the head girl, my fantasy girl who took me to the classroom that was used for domestic science. Berenice cleaned my knees and patched them up with her soft and gentle hands. There were no flies on my ceiling for the next few months that's for sure.
Memories of my schooldays...
David Warren - The biggest arsehole
Stephen Warren (no relation) David's sidekick
Christopher Thake - The school dunce - R. I. P. he died far too young some forty years ago
Julian Pitkin - Brown control to Pitkin's knob (apologies to David Bowie)
Johhny Wyatt - A good buddy who's claim to fame that his dad played for arsenal (once)
Terry Douglas - a real good mate
Jeanne Townsend - I've said it all before, posed for Mayfair and I didn't see the pictures!
Miss Cleary - the science teacher... Biology! Jesus
Mrs Parry - A good honest teacher
I could go on forever but enough for tonight...
Today my wife and I are going to pay a visit to my mother at her care home and take her all the Christmas tree and the Christmas goodies including a few bottles of vino that we planned to take on Friday but didn't thanks to the crap customer service we got at Currys / PC World.
BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
This morning as I look out of my bedroom window I can see that it's a cold and frosty morning so I've posted a couple of pictures of the ravishingly beautiful goddess Mistress Eleise De Lacy that I am sure will warm the cockles of your heart. If you were fortunate enough to be in the presence of this beautiful but severe woman and lucky enough to be chosen to serve her, certain parts of your anatomy would also be very warm if not burning hot.
IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.
We all have our likes and dislikes and things that we don't want to see. I'm quite a squeamish person and I don't like to see, in fact I wont watch many of the gory medical detective TV programs that my wife enjoys as I have no desire to see images of people being cut open and disected. It's the same with things of a sexual nature and my pet hate in this field is men spanking men. I'm sure I will get a lot of abuse for this but images of a man being spanked by another man I find m0st repulive and sick, and it certainly is something I do not want to see. The thought of a man baring his bottom for another to spank or cane truly makes me want to vomit.
PANASONIC AND CURRY'S / PC WORLD SHIT CUSTOMER SERVICE
Today the plan was to go and pay a visit to my 92 year old mum at her care home mum at and take her the small Christmas tree and all the goodies we bought for her but thanks to crappo Panasonic and Currys / PC Worldís shit service we didnítÖ
On the 5th of July 2016 we purchased a Panasonic Microwave / Combination oven for £419.99 and paid for an extended five year warranty to save any headaches should it go wrong. Recently we noticed it was overcooking on the right hand side so today I called the Curryís repair line number on the receipt, After working my way through the options which took approximately five minutes an automated message told me that as it was a Panasonic Microwave and the item was under a year old I needed to contact Panasonic direct, then I was given another number to call. Of course, I didnít think I would have to call another number so didnít have pen and paper to hand, after giving out the number for Panasonic the call cut off so I had to go through the process again to get the number. When I called Panasonic and giving them all the relevant info I was told I had to call an approved Panasonic repair centre which I did. When I called them I was told I had to take the Microwave to their repair centre which is miles away from where I live. As you can imagine I was not happy about this and decided to take the unit back to Curryís as they as the retailer who who sold it are responsible under UK trading law.
The system Curryís now have for returns is that you have to book yourself in on a computer screen then you are placed in a queue. The screen on the returns desk was turned off and not realising we had to do this we approached a member of staff who did this for us. The queuing time was horrendous and we were in the store for almost three hours. I realise that under UK trading law a manufacturer is entitled to repair the item, fair enough and that I would have accepted if the authorised repair centre came to my home to repair it which they wouldnít. Iím not an expert in UK trading law but my understanding that itís the sellerís responsibility to either collect a faulty item or bear the cost of itís return.
Frustrated by the non existent customer service from either I contacted American express whoís card I had used to pay for the item, Amex were amazing as always and credited my account for the full amount of my purchase. Without going into the boring details, after much Ďídialogueíí with one of Curryís managers we received a replacement (new) microwave and have informed Amex to close the dispute.
All of this could have been avoided if Panasonicís authorised repair agent had inspected and repaired the item at my home, but no, Because of all this crap I will never buy another Panasonic product nor will I purchase from Curryís / PC World again.
BURGER KING BOLLOCKS
Yesterday my wife and I went to the Westfield West London shopping centre and midway through our shoppinh my wife said that she really fancied a quick bite to eat at Burger King. Although fast food isn't really my cup of tea, what my lady wants she gets and if she wants a burger then that we shall have. Arriving at Burger King, I was shocked by the length of the queues. I know it was a Saturday and Christmas is coming but the queues were truly horrendous. Usually I'm the one wo makes comments to others in such situations but this time I didn't, however, the guy in front of me turned towards me and said, ''What a lace this is. I've been in this f*cking queue for 25 minutes. This is supposed to be a fast food chain!'', I couldn't have agrred more. Evenually I reached the counter and asked the girl taking orders for an Aberdeen Angus cheese burger that my wife wanted. Her reply was, ''A what?'', This girl, who works at Burger King had no idea what Aberdeen Angus is and in my opinion didn't have a clue what day of the week it was. Needless to say my patience was exasperated and we left without placing an order. When I arrived home I used Google to locate a customer service number and found a few though after calling all that I found none worked. I then called my local branch and asked if they had a number for customer service or complaints only to be told that they closed their telephone contact numbers a year ago and that now they could only be contacted by email. I guess they couldn't cope with the number of complaints they were receiving. Needless to say Burger King have lost a customer.
After our disasterous time at Burger King my wife and I decided eat at a more prestigious location in the Village, we chose Searcys Champagne Bar. As we only wnted something light to eat we ordered from the lunch menu that came with a glass of the house bubbly, I ordered a salmon and cream cheese bagel and my wife avocado salad. The bubbly was fine and so was my bagel though when we left my wife said that her avocado salad was aful, that it was pulp, mainly feta cheese with hardly a smidgen of avocado and that it was as salty as hell. I have to agree that her salad didn't look very appetising though I was surpised at truly how bad it was. Another place to avoid in future.
LADY MIA HARRINGTON PUSHES HER SLAVE TO THE LIMIT
A new gallery featuring the beautiful and very strict Mistress Lady Mia Harrington punishing her naked slave's arse with a paddling have been added here
ST. MACKENZIES' SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
A new page has been added with sexy galleries from my friends at St. mackenzies' school for girls - click here to go to the page
MISTRESS AKELLA'S PAIN SLUT
Pictures of the beautiful and very strict demanding Mistress Akella tormenting her pain slut have been added here
BRIGELLA DOOR TO DOOR
This shoot was also done in my flat in West Hampstead and featured Brigella, Marc and John Rundell. Brigella played the part of a door to door hawker selling counterfiet CDs and DVDs, John Rundell played the part of the gullible old man and Marc his son. Marc came home to find that his father had spent almost £500 on her dodgy wares and was far from impressed and decided to teach her a lesson in the form of a spanking. Not only did the hapless girl get a spanking from Marc but also his father who unbeknown to Marc had a penchant for spanking girls bare bottoms.
You can view the entire photo sequence by clicking here
BRIGELLA AND THE STOLEN BAILEYS
I've been thinking about removing the Brigella galleries as it's been some years since she and I did websites together though looking through the galleries bought back memories so I thought I'd share some info and background of some of the shoots. The Baileys shoot featured Brigella and Miss Morgan. Morgan played Brigella's aunt. Those of you who know Briggy will know that she enjoys a Baileys or three so a large bottle was taken along to my flat in West Hampstead where the shoot was being done. As I was setting up the lightening we decided to have a tipple. Briggy, being as mischevious as ever swiped Morgan's when she wasn't looking and the story line of ''The Stolen Baileys'' was born. If you've seen the video clip that accompanied the still you will realise that Briggy really did get a well spanked and strapped sore bottom.
New schoolgirl galleries and videos courtesy of my friends and St MacKenzies have been added to the main gallery here
DEPUTY HEADMISTRESS DROGAN
A new gallery featuring deputy headmistress Drogan has been added to the strict women page here
BALL CANING BY MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
Pictures of the beautiful but very strict and demanding Mistress Eleise De Lacy caning her slave on his testicles have been added to her page here
PRAT A MANGER
Today my wife and I spent the day in High Street Kensington window and real shopping. On our way home we ventured into Pret A Manger that is inside High Street Kensington tube station as we were both a little cold and hungry. We choose Pret A Manger because they do a mean salmon and cream cheese sandwich and my wife likes their chocolate cookies. as I placed our order for coffee I asked the woman who was serving me for a chocolate cookie. ''Have you tried this one?'', she asked pointing to something completely different. ''No'', I replied politely, but I want one of those, a chocolate cookie. the woman behind the counter then said, ''why don't you try one of these instead?'', Look. I'm tired, I wan't, well my wife want's a chocolate cookie, so please, give me a fucking chocolate cookie which I asked for! Jesus, how to piss off and lose your customers in one easy lesson.
THE SADDEST DAY
Today is the funeral of my wife's best friend who she has known for over forty years. I feel for her so much as I know the way that I would feel if my best friend, who is not only my friend but my confidente, someone I can not only confide it but also vent to when the need arises. I seem to be going to far too many funerals this year but sadly this is life, another chapter in a book that finally comes to an end for all of us. It doesn't seem so long ago that I was going to engagement parties, then weddings and christenings. The next phase is silver and golden weddings and eventually funerals of friends and loved ones. My mother always told me not to wish my life away when I used to complain and wish that I was a teenager, I wish I was 18 so I could drink. She was right! Life is short, very short and it goes with a blink of an eye. Along life's rocky road you tend to hurt those you love and carefore the most. Life is too short to invoke such sadness. My wife and I are trying our utmost to enjoy the rest of our days to the full even though there are occasions when we need to remind ourselves of such.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Today is the birthday of Ms Harrison Marks of Kane and the Kane spanking model Sue Ellis. Happy birthday Josie and Sue, wherever you may be.
Below: Ms Harrison Marks straps a bad girls' bare bottom and Sue Ellis on the cover of Kane 75
BOOT SLAVE'S REWARD
A new guest gallery has been added with a free Fem Dom gallery featuring the ravishing Heather Divine and her boot slave. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
DIRTY FILTHY ASDA
Just as well ASDA Park Royal is next to the Hospital. Never did like dirty ASDA stores anyway, both the Park Royal and Wembley stores are pig stys!
NORTH LONDON DERBY
Noon today is the North London derby between The Gooners and Tottenham known as the ***s. I'm sure anyone reading this will know their nick name but due to polictical correctness gone mad it's not a good idea to say it or publish otherwise you may find yourself receiving a vistit from plod who really have much better ways of spending their time such as drinking coffee and eating donuts. Fingers crossed we will give them a good spanking. I will post the score here later, Fingers crossed it's the result I want.
Well it wasn't the result that I wanted as the final score was 0-0 - At least we didn't lose!
A new guest gallery has been added with a free Fem Dom gallery featuring the ravishing Heather Divine and Miss Zoe spit roasting their helpless naked slave. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
USELESS BOOK SHOPS.
The third of November was the official release date of Roberta Kray's new book 'Exposed'. Being a big fan of Roberta and her books I decided to get a copy as soon as so I had a first edition, plus, I really wanted to read it as soon as. The first shop I tried was WH Smith at Brent Cross, as I expected they didn't have a copy, in fact they hadn'r received stock of it. Today I ventured in to South Harrow and to Waterstones, a well known book shop and to my surprise they didn't have a copy either and they hadn't had stock of it. Finally I tried WH Smith in St. Ann's shopping mall in South Harrow and as I expected they didn't have, nor had had a copy of it. Feeling well cheesed of I knew I was faced with either a trip to the West End or making a purchase on Amazon, though the last time I bought one of Roberta's books from them it arrived in such a bad state I sent it back so I'm not overjoyed at the prospect of buying from them again. I can't believe that WH Smith and Waterstones didn't have stock as after all they're bloody book shops and I'm after a book by a very popular author. If I'd asked them for a can of beans I'd have expected them not to have any. Do yourself a favour WH Smith and Waterstones and get your act together.
GRUMPY CAT, BEAUTIFUL CAT
Today while my wife and I were walking to the tube station we came upon this beautiful cat sitting on a wall. I've never seen such a colourful cat though for some reason he also seems to be a rather grumpy sourpuss!
The FemmeFataleFilms.com guest gallery has been updated with a free Fem Dom gallery featuring the ravishing Heather Divine tormenting her slave. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
DRILLING THE DOMESTIC
The FemmeFataleFilms.com guest gallery has been updated with another free Fem Dom gallery and features a slave being whipped and getting his beaten bruised arse fucked by Lady Sara Volts. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
TASTE THE BULLWHIP
The FemmeFataleFilms.com guest gallery has been updated with lots of new Fem Dom free galleries thanks to my friend Mistress Heather Divine. Tle latest one features a naked slave being whipped with a bullwhip by Mistress Johanna. You can view the FemmeFataleFilms free gallery here and Mistress Sidonia's English Mansion gallery here.
A SAD DAY
Tonight was supposed to be a special night for my wife and I as we had tickets for Rebecca Ferguson at The London Palladium. My wife isn't one for concerts though she usually enjoys them when we go, she especially enjoyed seeing Carol Decker and T'Pau at the Jazz Cafe Camden but she said she would love to see Rebecca if I could tickets which in the haze aof a drunken stupor and listening to Ms Ferguson on Spotyify, I did. While getting changed for the event I received a phone call and looking at the number that came up I kew it wasn't going to be a good one. I wasn't wrong. It was the husband of my wife's best friend who has been suffering with the most aggressive form of lung cancer for a year or so, and the sad news was that his wife died today. This lady has helped my son, daughter and my wife and I, especially me when I needed help most. Those who know me will understand what I'm on about. Due to the content of this site I'm not mentioning this lady by name. R. I. P. my friend. Needless to stay we didn't go to the concert as my wife was far too distressed so I offered the tickets via Facebook (for free) to my friends. Eventually my friend Marcus took them and if he's on his normal form is probably taking some gorgeous female with him.
PROBLEMS, WHAT PROBLEMS
Yesterday while in Marks & Spencer's trying to decide what to have from their Dine In For Two Offer, (I'm fending for myself while my wife is visiting her family and I take the free bottle of wine to my mother who is in a care home) I got chatting to an old lady who was doing the same and was eying up a trifle which she said was absolutely delicious. Sadly for me there wasn't much choice. I'd already had the Bolognese pasta and the other options weren't exactly brilliant. The best option was the pork steaks but I thought they would be too much hassle to cook and couldn't really be bothered but the lady told me not to be so silly and to have them, which I did. We carried on talking for ages and somehow the conversation turned to politics and the second world war and history. The lady, I wish I could remember her name, told me that she was a Dutch Jew and that most her her family died at Auchwitz. I felt so sad for this lady and told her that she should treat herself and buy one of the trifles, her reply was, that she'd just had a M&S Carrot cake and coffee in their cafe and that it was Yom Kippur, fasting. She asked if I knew what Yom Kippur was. I felt ignorant. Of course I've heard of it but I don't know what it's all about. She explained that the fasting period is to atone for their sins, and although she wasn't a sinful person but she wanted to fast saying that her family went without food for years at Auchwitz and that if she couldn't go without food for a few days it would be a sad state of affairs. Listening to this humble lady made me put things in perspective and realise how lucky I am. I haven't had to go to war, haven't been subscripted into the armed forces. Have never gone without food and have had a very comfortable life compared to some, especially the poor people of the world in places like Aleppo. This week my boiler packed up, the drains became blocked and I wondered what was going to go wrong next, but after listening to the fate of this woman's family, her saying that the Allies, knew about Auchwitz but ignored the fact that it was there and that genocide was being committed makes me realise that my problems are trivial.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW
Today I spent much time scanning some of the copies of Kane that obtained yesterday to sell as downloads on my vintagespankingmagazines.com website and I was surprised at how many of them feature Sue Ellis, Jenny and Anne Proto. Looking at the vintage pictures of these women I began to wonder where they are now and if they are still alive. The last I heard of Sue Ellis, she married a sailor, quite a high ranking one too and had taken up residence in some sunny part of the world. I know where she moved too but thatI'm keeping to myself as I gave her my word that I would. Whether she is still living abroad or has since returned to the UK I have no idea. If Sue is still alive which of course I hope she is she would be... no, I'm not saying as that would be rather mean. One evening while having dinner with Sue she told me that after filming one of the Kane videos her bum was very marked and very sore to site on and that her return to Newcastle on a National Express coach was pure purgatory, the worst journey of my life. Was I sympathetic, of course not, I just chuckled at the thought of her sitting on her red welted bruised and very sore bum squirming in her seat all the way home.
I have no idea what happened to Jenny or Anne Proto though I hope they are both well. Sadly being in the adult industry especially the spanking part of it is renowned for taking it's toll on those involved in it. I know of a young lady in California who suffered because of it and eventually shut up shop. One of the problems is the worldwide web as girls who bared their bottoms for a spanking or kiss of the strap and cane were under the impression that no one they knew would see them in the magazines and videos and they were probably right. Larry Barnes of Sir Larry Greythorpe fame kept the secret from his wife for what seemed like an eternity and never got caught out! But then the worldwide web appeared and people began scanning and posting their favourite pictures on blogging sites and forums, the producers of the material, Kane included began creating website and posting their archive material which they had every right to do as all had signed release form, many of which are now with me for safe keeping. The girls' secret was blown as their pictures was all over the web for all to see.
The first magazine that I scanned was Kane 29 that has stills from the Kane video ''The Ultimate Chastisment of Mandy Bait" in which Sue plays the part of a teacher. Needless to say not only dies she spank poor Mandy on her bare bottom she also gets her own bare bottom spanked and caned by the headmaster for daring to administer corporal punishment to a pupil when only he should do it. After being punished herself Sue, the teacher, seeks out Mandy who has been caned by the headmaster and tries to soothe her pain by kissing the naked girl all over.
The next magaine to hit the scanner was Kane 32 that features stills from the video "Girls In Trouble'' that also features another popular spanking model Anne Proto who has appeared in many spanking magazines and videos, not only Kane's. Girls In Trouble features a great deal of girl on girl spanking and hanky panky. Sue also gets her bare bottom spanked and caned hard by our old friend Dave the cabbie.
The final scan of the day was Kane 27 in which George Harrison Marks was a bit sneaky as he had Sue Ellis wear a black wig in the hope that she wouldn't be recognised, (sorry George, I recognised her straight away). Sue was partnered with another Kane favourite Jenny and looking at the pictures they both had a spanking good time.
Yesterday I drove over to north London, the Holloway Road to be precise to collect some copies of Kane that were rather expensive but there are times when you need to swallow your feelings and cough up the asking price. Those who know the Holloway Road will understand that it's not the most pleasant road to use, in fact it's awful. The location I needed to get to was less than ten miles from my home yet it took ages to get there. Not only is the Holloway Road a horrible road to us it's also a red route so you cannot park anywhere. When I reached my destination I turned into a side street and oh joy, I came upon a parking space large enough for two vehicles and one place was empty. My joy was short lived though as the cost of an hours' parking was £5.50 to park in a grotty side street- bloody daylight robbery! Next time, if there is a next time that I have to venture to that side of London I'll take the tube and navigate the Holloway road by bus as these days my Oyster card is free! C*nts!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM
Today is my dear old mum's ninety second birthday so later today I will be going to pay her a visit over in the wilderness at the penultimate station of the east bound Central Line that's commonly known as Theydon Bois. My plan is to go to the Stratford Westfield shopping centre and buy her something nice as a gift but I'm flumoxed as to what to get. What do you give a ninety-two year old lady who's final days are being spend in a single room at a residential care home. I have no idea whatsoever so I hope visiting the nicer shops in Westfield will give me some inspiration. Hopefully my journey on the tube will be better than the last as the nice man in Brent Cross shopping centre did a good job of replacing the screen on my iPhone (not the snooty arseholes in the Apple store). Everything works as it should so this time I wont be going crazy trying to look at emails, Facebook and Twitter without rebooting the damn thing and all things being well I should have an enjoyable journey and will probably call in at the Queen Victoria for a swift pint or two.
ALONE AGAIN, NATURALLY
Alone again because my better half has decided to go and visit her family for a few weeks leaving me to fend for myself. Mind you, it does give me lots of time to get some work done as that seems never ending. I still have lots of copies of Kane to scan and hopefully one day Ms Harrison Marks will get round to sending me the huge box of Kane archive material that she came across, which, of course will be another job, sorting all of that out and deciding what to do with it.
While working my way through the library copies of Kane I saw Kane 48 which features a young Paula Meadows in scenes from the Kane Video '' The Kane Assignment''. I've been an admirer of Paula since I saw her in an early edition of Janus spanking another woman. I didn't know who she was then and I certainly had no idea that she was submissive as she really looked the part when punishing another woman. Of course, reading her Janus interview I soon found out her true feelings towards spanking etc and that she wasn't dominant at all but a true submissive. Oh my mind ran amok when I read her interview and she mentioned when she was staying with friends and the feelings she had when she saw her friend being caned by her husband, not to mention the first time she her self was caned. Oh to have been a fly on the wall that day. I remember well when I borrowed a copy of the Kane Assignment from George Harrison Marks and saw in glorious colour on my TV Paula being spanked on her bare bottom by another woman who I now know was Anne Proto. I was even more enthralled when I saw her bend for the can, and as for the ultimate part of her punishment a beating with a riding crop on her naked nether region. How I envied the man in the video, I would have quite happily paid much money to be in his position. Oh the joy of baring Paula Meadows' bottom, taking her across my knees and spanking away at her bare cheeks, then having her bend and touch her toes for a taste of a leather tawse followed by the cane, a hard stinging caning that would leave her bottom marked with raised welts and bruises and painful to sit on. Sadly all of this was a pipe dream, a dream concocted by my minds eye and that it remains for although I have met this sexy woman on a few occasions I haven't had the pleasure and sadly I don't think I ever will. If you haven't seen the Kane Assignment now's your chance to see the stills of this excellent video as they appeared in Kane 48 as you can now download a copy here. Sadly, and you can thank the BBFC and the UK government, the Kane Assignment video is no longer available as spanking videos along with most of the other enjoyable things in life have been banned as thanks to Brexit things aren't going to get better in that direction.
You can see more of Paula being spanked and caned by clicking here, you can also visit her website by clicking on the banner below.
ITíS A FUNNY OLD WORLD.
Yesterday I went to a well-known shopping centre to have the screen replaced on my iPhone. As you can image there was a lot of waiting around to be done so I had a wander round the shops to while away the hours. Whilst in W.H. Smith, browsing through the magazines for sale I wasnít so much surprised to see they had no menís top shelf magazines for sale what did surprise me was that they were selling a magazine called ĎíWhat Guníí, so WH Smith deem it not acceptable to sell magazines that feature good looking scantily clad or naked women which in my opinion a thing of beauty but they are happy to sell a magazine that tells you what is the best gun to buy when guns are illegal to own in the UK, unless you have a license of course. Even so, with the amount of violence and gun crime on the streets these days I feel this is wrong. As I said, itís a funny old world!
Talking of men's magazines... Thanks to my dear friend Ms Harrison Marks, I've been busy scanning the Kane Library Copy magazines so that they can be sold as PDF downloads. It may seem a great way to earn a few pennies to some but I can assure you that scanning these magazines is time consuming and quite boring. That said, while scanning Kane Number 20 I came across some pictures of Sue Ellis who was one of my favourite models and who had a very spankable bum indeed. If you have been to one of the Kane spanking parties and have had the opportunity to see it let alone give it a good walloping you'll know what I mean. The pictures I mention are from a photo sequence call ''Taken For A Ride'' and featured Sue getting her rather large bare bottom spanked and caned by a cabbie called Dave. If you want to see all of the pictures of Sue Ellis getting her big bare bottom spanked and caned you can download a copy of Kane number 20 by clicking here.
Vida Garman has always been one of my favourite models so I was very happy and very surprised to see her on the cover of Kane 60 as a cane-wielding mistress. Vida looked absolutely gorgeous. At a photographic shoot that I did with Lorraine Ansel for Privilege Plus, the owner of the studio, Dave, canít think of his name told me he had photographed her many times. Of course I was rather jealous as who wouldnít want to photograph such a beautiful woman. I asked if he had any photos of her he would be willing to part with. After a little rummaging around he returned with a large black and white glossy photo of her and a contact sheet that was really good quality. Nothing is forever and Vida like many models of her day retired from modelling and began a new life, disappearing into the world of normality.
As many will know Teresa May (the model, not the prime minister) is a very good friend of mine and recently she received a Facebook friend request from Vida. Of course she accepted. Although I donít know Vida that well, I have met her a few times albeit briefly so I sent her a friend request though I was doubtful that she would accept it but I was wrong as she did, almost immediately after I sent it. Looking through her pictures she looks amazing and has hardly changed so at the moment I am a very happy bunny indeed. You can download Vida's spanking interview here.
STRANGE KIND OF WOMAN - LINDA AMATO
Recently Iíve been scanning copies of Kane Magazine as Josie Harrison Marks has kindly agree that I can sell them as PDF downloads on my magazine website vintagespankingmagazines.com Ė while scanning a copy of a Readersí Letters Special I came upon some photos that readers had sent submitted of their wives having their mature bare bottoms caned. Looking at these reminded me of a submissive woman I knew some years back by the name of Linda Amato who lived in Scotland. She used to send me naughty photos of herself, her bare bottom, her pussy and one where she did as I had instructed and had placed clothes pegs on her nipples, she also used to show herself explicitly on at webcam. Her bare bottom was quite large and I often thought, and I told her that she deserved to have it caned, and caned long and hard for being such a filthy slut, showing indecent and explicit pictures of herself to a man she had never met. I never did get to cane Linda Amatoís matronly bare arse but if I had Iím sure I would have done a very good job and reduced her to tears. I still wonder what it is that makes a married woman send such intimate pictures of themselves to a man they donít know and certainly havenít met. Very strange! Above are the pictures that reminded me of Linda and below are the pictures that she sent me, one of her mature bum cheeks that reinforce my though that she should have her knickers taken down and her bum bare for a damn good trashing with a wicked whippy rattan cane and one of her large bare breasts minus clothes pegs! Below: Linda Amato
A CURIOUS STATE OF AFFAIRS
Recently I sold a magazine on Amazon. The magazine in question was a ďnewíí reprint of a well known magazine, Iím sure you can fathom out which one I mean. As Iím sure most of you reading this blog will know the cover of this magazine shows sign of wear which is actually in the print rather than physical wear. The buyer contacted my and asked why they had received a secondhand magazine, not only that the publication date was wrong as it was shown on Amazon as published in 1972 but the date in the magazine was 1981. I politely explained to the buyer that the magazine was in fact new and the reason for what appeared to be wear. I also explained that the seller who had created the listing had circumvented Amazonís ISBN requirement by showing the publication date as 1972 rather than the true publication date of 1981. Now correct me if Iím wrong but if you wanted a particular copy of a magazine and you would know by the cover if it was the right or wrong one the publication date would be irrelevant. Not only that, the magazine in question wasnít published in a number format back in 1972 it was published as volumes and numbers. This also was pointed out to the buyer but they still went ahead and raised a claim. Iím sure most reasonable people would agree that the buyer is a pure scammer who like many in this world want something for nothing. Still, as the saying goes what goes around comes around
Over the years Iíve met many Mistresses both on line and in real life and the majority of those Iíve met have been nice people. Just because a woman is a Mistress or Dominatrix or whatever she chooses to call herself and she dominates and inflicts torture and punishment to submissive men doesnít make her a bad person. Sadly thereís always one who feels she is a cut above the rest of us, whether that be another Mistress or mere male, tarring all men with the same brush and that person is Lady Devin James of Femme Fatal Films. Mind you, if you want to see a real bitch torturing and flogging mere males it might be worthwhile joining FemmeFataleFilms and you can do that by clicking here.
SMOLLENSKY'S RESTAURANT THE STRAND, LONDON
A word to the wise... My son phoned me today to tell me that he took his wife of a couple of months to Smollensky‚Äôs in the strand for dinner and explained what it disaster it was. First, he said, they messed up his wife's gluten free food first saying what they ordered was gluten free then it wasn't, then they informed him that they had a problem as the freezers had broken down and they had to throw all the food away. The waitress tried to placate him and said not to worry as they were going to go to Tesco‚Äôs next door to buy the food to cook for them. His reply was similar to what I'd say only probably more polite, basically telling them to f*** off or words to that effect which is what he did moments later.
So remember when you pay a fortune to eat at Smollensky's in The Strand just where your expensive meal probably came from.
That's Smollensky's 105 Strand, London WC2R 0AA
FEMME FATALE FILMS UPDATE
Thanks to my friends at Femme Fatale Films I've added many free Fem Dom galleries to my website including one of a dark dusky Mistress Juliette De Sade. The name Juliette always reminds me of a Stevie Nicks song Juliet: A little bit like her, a little bit like Juliet... Only this Juliette will no doubt quite happily give you more than you bargained for along with a sore and very welted backside though I know many who would pay for that to happen. Left: Juliette De Sade. Below Goddess Heather.
Talking of Mistresses and female domination the blonde Goddess Mistress Heather Divine has a new shoot available quite aptly titled reward or forfeit. I have to wonder how this situation would be viewed by submissive males, would a severe caning on their bare backside by this beautiful and enchanting blonde goddess be seen as a reward or a forfeit. To that I'm sure I know the answer and I can well imagine a slave (gimp) begging to be caned mercilessly as a forfeit for not getting things correct though I also certain that Goddess Heather would view that as a reward. Ah what is a slave boy to do? Do you screw up and become disrespectful to your Mistress in the hope of her caning and whipping your naked nether regions to make you ''suffer'', or do you carry out her every whim, desire and command in the hope that she will reward you by spending her valuable time whipping and beating your worthless arse when she's rather be doing something worthwhile like polishing her nails. The life of a slave must me one long quandary as whatever you do the way your Mistress treats you is always going to be her decision and whatever you do you just won't get it right!
NO SPOKEN WORDS, OR SPOKEN WORDS THAT I WILL NEVER HEAR OR READ
Thinking of words spoken on Tuesday on Tuesday the 23rd August at Ray's funeral: my dad and I always had words over the amount of time I spent in the pub but he always made sure I had the price of a pint (David Coupland). I often wonder what will be said about me at my passing: Dad always made sure I had a bottle of decent scotch. Dad bought me an Apple Mac when I couldn't afford it. Dad took me to Gauchos and we had so much steak and champagne. Dad bought me Louis Vuitton bags and we always drank decent champagne, or Cliff was like a father to me and was always there for me. No spoken words, or spoken words that I will never heard or read. If I receive anywhere near as nice words as Ray I'll be a happy man and will be swinging happily on a star with a bottle of bubbly in hand, other than that to those that matter these five words I'll say to you... "I'll be there for you", and I always will be in life, death and more.
THE DAY THE MUSIC MAN DIED
Last Friday I received a message on Facebook from one of my cousins who gave me the sad news that her father, my uncle Ray had passed away the previous day. Uncle Ray as I knew him was really my cousin but as he was much older than both him and my cousin Beryl were always referred to as aunt and uncle. Uncle Ray was always cheerful and always the life and soul of family get gatherings, arranging games for the family like the infamous and rather rude Tea Pot game, us children always understood the innuendoes and laughed at their meaning while trying to show we didn't understand, and having us sing along to his rendition of I Am The Music Man. One occasion sticks in my mind where uncle Ray asked my dad what he would like to drink. ''What would you like Jim?" he asked. Dad replied, "What have you got?", "Whatever you want", Ray replied. Dad then asked for the most unusual and outrageous drinks knowing full well that Ray wouldn't have them. This went on for ages and had us all in stitches. "Not much of a bar is it?", Dad jokingly added. I often wonder if this is where Monty Python got the idea for The Cheese Shop sketch.
When my mum had to go into hospital I moved in with them for a short while and with my cousins Janet who was almost my age and Lesley who is approx five years younger than me. One morning I found myself missing my mum and was standing next to her coat in the hallway as the coat smelt of her, this led to me bursting in to tears. Auntie Beryl tried to comfort me and took me to the kitchen where my cousins were having breakfast. Janet burst in to tears for no apparent reason and Lesley soon followed saying through her tears that her Weetabix had broken up. Poor auntie Beryl now had three sobbing children to placate and didn't know where to turn.
Later on in life and having discovered the pleasure of Whisky at a New Year party uncle Ray chastised me and told me that ''other people like whisky!'' and I knew what he meant as I had guzzled more than my fair share. This led to me becoming rather ill and having to be taken upstairs by my dad. I desperately wanted to throw up but dad, all six foot two of him towered over me and in no uncertain terms told me what he would do to me if I was sick on Beryl and Ray's bedroom carpet. It's surprising what fear can do to you as God knows how I kept it in till dad arrived with a large bucket!
Now both dad and uncle Ray are in heaven together and more than likely winding each other up no end. And I'm sure dad is still asking Ray for a tipple of something that he doesn't have. R. I. P. uncle Ray, you were the best
APPLE ROTTEN TO THE CORE
Thankfully the third party company fixed the issue with the Touch ID and all is well. They kept their word that they would sort any problems I had and fix them which they did. As for Apple's snooty stance that if you've had anything done to your phone by a third party they won't give you support at all. It might be worth reminding the powers that be at Apple that a company is only as good as its customer base and when you treat them like shit they will soon dessert you then you're fucked, just like Gerald Ratner. Remember him?
Again good news as Instagram have terminated the fake account that was trying to con slaves and submissive men out of their hard earned cash be pretending to be Mistress Zena of Nottingham. But it doesn't end there. Yesterday I came upon a twitter account of someone called April Paine @goodpaine and what a pain they are as whoever April Paine is she certainly isn't Teresa May but that whose image she was using, which incidentally is one of mine. Thankfully the powers that be at twitter removed the image quite quickly.
Yesterday I broke the screen on my iPhone 6 Plus and went to the apples store to have a replacement fitted. They wanted £99 but couldn't do it until at least next Friday. As the screen was very sharp in places I asked at a third party place, just out side Waitrose at Brent Cross North London. They guy wanted £105 which was acceptable. I asked him if all would work OK especially the fingerprint touch security as I'd heard that it doesn't if you have a screen replaced elsewhere and not by Apple. He said it would. When all was done he checked everything but the fingerprint touch security doesn't and gave an error message. He said I needed to sync my phone with iTunes and then all would be fine, it wasn't. As I paid more than I would have at Apple it wasn't a case of trying to same money it was all about the repair time factor as I use my phone for business, checking emails and the like. I don't have anything written to prove I asked the question about the touch ID and that I was told it would work though I did ask both men on the stall. At the moment I'm kicking myself for being impatient. I've also seen on the web that if you try and restore a phone in this condition you'll get an error 53 message and your phone will be useless! Seems I'm going to have to give my legal beaver cousin a call again to see how I stand. Finally good news. Vodafone admitted their cock up and have given me a fifty percent discount for the duration of my contract. That's the good news.
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS
Above: the one and only Mistress (Goddess) Zena of Nottingham - you can follow her on twitter @zenagoddess
And for those who don't know above is Miss Teresa May who you can follow on twitter @RealTeresaMay obviously not the UK's new Prime Minister
I know of lots of men, and women for that matter who enjoy having their bare bottom warmed by an attractive but very strict dominant woman. Recently I came across
such a lady, Miss Amy Hunter who has worked for my friends at Femme Fatale Films and looking at her I am sure there are many who would like to go across her knees for a sound bare bottom strapping with her wicked leather tawse or bend over touching their toes with their bare bottom raised high awaiting the heavy slap and thud of her paddle or the swish and burning sting of her crook-handle cane across their naked and vulnerable cheeks, and looking at Miss Amy Hunter I'm sure she would be more that willing to leave red raised welts and bruises and leave your bare bottom sore and aching and I'm sure there are many who would like her too. The images of Strict Miss Amy Hunter courtesy and © copyright of my good friends at FemmeFataleFilms.com
THE REAL MISTRESS ZENA
I don't know what it is about people who steal images of others and use them for their own financial gain. Recently this happened to a friend of mine Mistress Zena in the form of a fake Instagram account. This person, probably a sad loser male's profile was a Fin Dom (Financial Domination) and had stolen lots of Mistress Zena's pictures, both personal and Mistress ones. This account has now been terminated. However, it might be worth pointing out that pretending to be someone else and using their images is identity theft, fraudulent and illegal. So if you do this and the boys in blue come knocking at your door which no doubt they will you only have yourself to blame. For the record, this is Mistress Zena on twitter @zenagoddess and this isn't @mistresszena1
Five galleries have been added including some classic schoolgirl pictures and video clips, if you want to take a peek at these click on the images below
THE POLICEMEN ARE GETTING YOUNGER
ould pay a fortune to have this beautiful creature bare their bottom for a good bare bottom and have her squeeze their cock and balls tightly until they squirm with the pain. The only problem is she is based in Prague which is a real long way to go for a beating and cock and ball torture though by looking at her it would be money well spent. wling at her feet like the one in the gimp mask, and I know for a fact there are many, and I personally know many who fluff and look like they should still be in primary school and this also applies to Mistresses . Recently I came across a Mistress who by her looks would pass of as a sexy sixth former though I have no idea of her age. She goes by the name of Mistress Arella and she truly makes me feel ancient even though I'm not completely past my sell by date.
I have no doubt that there are many submissive males out there who would give anything to be naked and kneebuml sporting or another are stilYou know you're getting old when the boy's in blue who pull you over for some reason
You can follow Mistress Arella on her twitter feed here @MistressArella and visit here website by clicking on the banner below.
THE TRIAL OF A SLAVE MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
A new Fem Dom gallery featuring the beautiful but very severe Mistress Eleise De Lacy punishing her slave has been added to the Femme Fatale Films gallery click here to view.
The poor slave is whipped by Mistress Eleise then forced to kneed with his bare arse offered for her pleasure. He then suffers the indignity and pain of having a butt plug with electrodes attached inserted deep inside his anus. Mistress Eleise then turns on the power making her slave writhe and squirm in agony as the electric current flows through his tender regions.
Next he is shackled to the torturous wheel where she administers cock and ball torture until she is bored, leaving her slave to suffer in silence.
With thanks to my good friends at Femme Films for the kind permission to use their material.
Thanks to my good friend Heather Divine I have been able to add some Fem Dom galleries to my website featuring some of the most attractive women I've come across including Heather herself, Governess Elizabeth, Mistress Krush and The Hunteress .
Above left, Governess Elizabeth give an OTK bare bottom . Above centre, Mistress Krush pulls her office boy's pants down before giving him a severe bare bottom caning with her wicked and painful crook-handled punishment cane (top right). Left, Goddess Heather Divine gives one of her male staff a hard whipping with her twin tailed whip and as an additional punishment he had to be completely naked! Bottom left, The Hunteress administers a hard bare bottom caning to her collared
A WORD OF WARNING
I've been a Vodafone customer for as long as I can remember and to be honest they've never been the best provider but I've stayed with them rather than have the hassle of transferring my number to another. Approximately 18 months ago my spotify premium that was part of the package reverted to the free version as my year's contract had expired. Of course that happened at the most inconvenient time. As soon as I could I contacted Vodafone and was offered a new contract, cheaper than what I was currently paying but with more goodies. The customer service agent in the sales told me the package came with one years free Spotify Premium and one years free Netflix. There's a saying that if it sounds to good to be true it probably is and it was. However, contrary to what others believe I am a reasonable person and I knew this couldn't be correct so I asked the salesman to confirm that ''Both'' were included in the package giving him the opportunity to correct what he had told me but he insisted both came with the package which as I suspected later found out they didn't which is misrepresentation.
Anyway, I didn't really want Netflix as I have many movie channels with my TV provider but Spotify was a must so I signed up and duly received a text message to activate Spotify though when I followed the link I found I could only sign up for a months free trial then I would be billed. Thinking I had made a mistake I called Vodafone and informed them of this and was told that this was correct and as Spotify was included in my package, so I did and I was. I knew it! This became an on going issue and to cut a long story short I ended up having to contact Vodafone each month for a refund which meant having to go relate the problem each time which was exasperating. When this contract expired I continued to pay for it and paid for Spotify premium each month rather than taking out a new contract as I was sure I would create many headaches for myself if I took out a new contract.
A few weeks ago my wife and I took our daughter shopping so rather than be dragged round all of the ladies clothes shops and be bored senseless I ended up in the Vodafone store and ending up taking out a new Red Sharer contract so my wife and I could have 20 GB of shared 4G data. Ten days later I realised that neither of us were getting 4G and phoned Vodafone customer support who said they would look into it and he issue would be resolved within 48 hours. It wasn't. I then went to the Vodafone store and the girl there, who was helpful and contacted each and every support department couldn't solve the 4G problem and suggested I cancel the Red Share contact and that we take out individual contract which we did. Thankfully my wife was receiving 4G almost immediately but I didn't. I was told that this was because her contact hadn't been finalised on the system and until her had been finalised mine wouldn't activate though she would sort it the next day. The next day came and went, things were still the same, No 4G for me. Another trip to the Vodafone store. I have no complaint regarding the young lady who was trying to solve my problem but she told me she had contacted every department she could and there was nothing further she could do for me. I was at my wits end. I told her, in a nice way that I have a business to run, I need 4G and was not leaving the store unless I had a phone that was receiving it. This I related to the store's duty manager who provided me with a Pay As You Go sim for free with unlimited calls, text and 6 GB of data and this worked so there is nothing wrong with my phone. The situation is on going. I'm still using the Pay As You Go temporary number.
I hope by posting this I may have saved someone else having the same problems as I have.
Vodafone, you are the crappiest UK phone provider imaginable. SORT IT!
FAREWELL HARLOW TOWN
Another chapter of life is closed. Mum's flat has been cleared now it's down to Harlow council. No more do we have ties with Harlow, the place I was dragged up and lived until my early twenties. The place where I got my own first home courtesy of Harlow council. The place I bought my first house. The place I worked, Baxter's Butchers (would you like stuffing madam?) W.H Smith and Son as it was then with the perverted bum grabbing Captain Mainwarring look a like Mr. Munday, the place I made many friends including Trudy of ''Miss Judy's Farm fame Gordon,'' whose mother was referred to as Granny Clampet! Pat (female) the Marc Bolan look alike, Eric Burrell who was my best man, Cathy Mallion who I never got to shag though Eric did and another tubby girl, Kathleen what curly hair like a Brillo pad (on her head) who I nearly did shag and no doubt would have become up the duff if Philip hadn't saved me. Burtons, the place I learned to measure a man for a bespoke suit and where the other salesman and I used to watch couples doing naughty things, having oral and full sex in the fitting rooms through the air vents (fitting rooms were truly rooms in those days), not forgetting the Saturday girl of canary yellow panties fame who gave me so many wet dreams. Mister Byrite where Eric and I tormented the life out of the gibbering idiot of a manager Pat Smith and where I was involved in an armed robbery, one that plod tried to pin on me but couldn't as I was bloody innocent. So no longer do I have ties with Harlow. Guess that's not such a bad thing.
It's been a trip down memory lane going through the copies of Kane Magazine that I collected from Josie last month, some were ones I put together and some were ones Josie created after I moved on to pastures new. Josie and I had often talked about making a 100th anniversary issue but due to my departure I was not involved though I truly wish I had been. This issue is almost impossible to get hold of now though all is not lost as thanks to Josie I have recreated it as a digital download from the files she used and as a bonus all of the images that were printed black and white in the magazine are now in full glorious colour. This you can obtain from this website by clicking here. Also available are new copies of Kane Magazine which is the final stock of the Kane office.
vanishes completely (and now it has).blogwas caught posting copyright material and the material was subsequently removed after a DMCA notification was submitted. However, not suffering his loss quietly the blogger posted a confession stating that ALL of the images they had posted had been stolen from the web by him, which is acceptable because everyone does it. Right! So that means I can go on a shop lifting spree and get all my wares for free because others do it. I think not, and I'm sure the boys in blue will agree with me. Below is the blogger's response to the removal of his stolen content. I'm sure it won't be long before the CRY BABY CRY, MAKE YOUR MOTHER SIGH
Over the years Tumblr has been a thorn in the side of many as many bloggers feel they can steal and post copyright material there. Of course, copyright theft is a crime and if you don't believe me click here and you will see that it is and that you can end up on the wrong end of legal proceedings. Recently a Tumblr blogger ''Proper White Knickers''
UK Copyright Law fact sheet from the UK Copyright Service.
Top 10 Copyright Myths page from the UK Copyright Service.
THE LETTER, THE ADVERT
It's been ages since I've updated my blog mainly because I became a little bored with it plus family commitments and duties were and still are taking up much of my time. Then there's the need to earn a few pennies so that I can enjoy the finer things of life such as eating and drinking and paying for the luxury of paying for BT Sport and SKY Sports even though there was hardly any football on a Saturday unless you count La Liga or the Bundas League.
Sometimes you find something that you had forgotten about and when you do you wish that you had remembered that you still had it. When I used to do a 9-5 a female colleague of mine became quite interested in the subject of which I naively thought was a good thing. She knew that I was involved with Kane magazine and that I was a big fan of Paula Meadows who this woman even spoke to. However, as Jim Diamond sang, I should have known better as later this woman would try to stitch me up like a kipper by bleating to the management and grassing me up. Now, had I been cute when all of this was going on I would have remembered that she hand wrote a letter to Paula Meadows and it was subsequently published in Februs. Not only that, she wanted to become a Mistress to earn a few extra quid and hand wrote an advert that I was going to place in Kane advertising her services. Sadly I didn't, but hey... Today while having a sort out I came across a folder that these two hand written incriminating missives in her distinctive writing style, one the original and one a photocopy. I'm tempted to send these to the hierarchy of the company that I worked for to prove a point and totally embarrass her or scan them and post them on line for all the world to see.
Talking of Kane, Thanks to Josie Harrison Marks I have thousands of copies for sale which you can purchase by clicking here and that's not all as thanks to Josie you can now get digital copies of Kane by clicking here. And there's more as complete photo sets, some from the archives and some newer are also available and more will be coming in the near future and these you can obtain by clicking here including an amazing set of KaraJayne being spanked on her bare bottom by Josie and the complete set of Sue Ellis in Mandy Bait!
THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED - R.I.P DAVID BOWIE
As is the norm this morning I checked my iPhone for messages to see what's happening on Facebook and to say I was stunned at what I saw is an understatement. David Bowie has always been a part of my life from Space Oddity which was out when I was at school to listening to Ziggy Stardust at the store where I worked in London's Oxford Street, Aladdin Sane in Burtons where my friend and I sang Panic In Burtons to Panic In Detroit and my dad buying me David Live for Christmas. When Diamond Dogs came out it was played non stop in the Oxford Street store. I loved the metallic intro to Rebel Rebel which has remained one of my favourite all time Bowie songs. It seems surreal that David has passed from this world to the next and has joined that mega band in the sky that includes Jim Morrison, John Lennon. Steve Ray Vaughan, Jimi Hendrix Keith Moon, Jack Bruce and John Entwhistle, the list just goes on and on. R.I.P David another London boy who made it. #Respect
BASTARD BRENT BINMEN - HAPPY NEW YEAR
Like the majority of people I look forward to the season of goodwill and enjoy the moment as I'm certainly no scrooge when it comes to giving gifts and gratuities. Now, correct me if I'm wrong but I thought the government had passed a law to prevent people taking bribes and under that law it meant that people like Bin Men were not permitted to accept gifts. As I previously I'm no scrooge or tight wad and I have no objection to giving gratuities to those who deserve it, IE those that have gone the extra mile when doing what they are paid to do. Just before Christmas my Bin Men rang on my doorbell to wish me a happy Christmas which was obviously to claim their Christmas ''bung'' which they are not, according to the law, supposed to do. But hey, it's Christmas time, goodwill to all men blah blah so I gave the expected bung, which wasn't a small amount.
This week I needed to dispose of a broken dining chair and put it next to my bin thinking that after receiving their Christmas bunce they would take it, but how wrong can you be as the bastards didn't! So next year mister Brent Bin Man you can stand on your head and whistle Dixie through your Arsene Wenger cause you won't be getting anything from me apart from perhaps a phone call to your boss to tell them what you are up to. Mind you, there's more than one way to skin a cat and the chair now resembles a victim of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and is waiting to be emptied from my wheelie bin and taken to it's final resting place ''the tip''.
The moral of this... Treat others as you would like to be treated and be a nice person; not a slimey toad!
Itís bad enough seeing your elderly mother suffer at any time of the year but with the season of goodwill rapidly approaching it makes the situation much harder to bear. My mother is in her nineties and at present is in hospital after suffering a fall and being diagnosed with cardio problems. Approximately a year ago she suffered a stroke and the current situation has made things worse. If you had asked me a month ago whether she would be here for Christmas I would have said no. Thankfully things are going in the right direction but only a little. Sheís now of the frame of mind that she wonít be able to take care of herself which for her to say is frightening as before she would never admit to such a thing. At present she cannot walk which is the main issue, though the physiotherapists along with the rest of the doctors and nurses at the hospital she is in are doing their utmost to get her as fit as is possible given the circumstances. Itís heartbreaking watching as she tries to walk, as she tries to stand up from a wheelchair and to listen to her cries of pain. She says she wants to be Ďínormalíí, to be the way she was before. Of course that what my family and I want as well but we know that itís not going to happen.
The situation has made me think back to my childhood and all the things she, along with my father did for me and gave me as a child when I more than likely didnít deserve it. I think back to Christmas, that, for a child used to come far to slowly but for me it was worth waiting for. My parents were what was considered working class and they both worked hard for little reward. Money was tight though thankfully we always had food in the house and somehow Christmas presents were plentiful and Santa frequently left me a bike! One Easter I was given the biggest Easter egg you can imagine it was almost as big as me! It was massive and it was shared between all of the kids (my friends) in the street. If I come across a photo of it I will post it here.
We always had a three week summer holiday as my dad firm shut down for the last week of July and the first two weeks of August each year. We didnít go abroad, we went regularly to a caravan site in Kent, on the Isle of Sheppy, Leysdown, Central Beach Camp. To me those holidays were magical! I loved the gaslights, going to the clubhouse every night where mum and dad played bingo. Sometimes I was given a card too! Later in the evening as the resident band played, usually a duo of a man on an organ and a drummer, mum and dad danced the night away; the danced the Foxtrot, Waltz and quickstep and many more dances of the era Iím sure, while I was content with a bottle of shandy, a pie, crisps and a pickled egg!
Although being working class mum was so glamorous, a peroxide suicide blonde. She would never smoke a cigarette without using an elegant cigarette holder. Looking at faded photographs from these times I realize how truly beautiful my mum was. Itís frightening to look at her now with the realization that time waits for no one. We are all mortal, we will all reach the stage in life, thatís if we survive to such an age, where we cannot fend for ourselves and need constant care and attention and that one day I will be in my mumís situation and my children in mine.
DODGY AMAZON SELLER
Avoid! I purchased a hard back copy of Roberta KrayĎs book Dangerous Promises from the seller called blotboy. The book came in a recycled jiffy bag with no packing. The book arrived damaged which was disappointing as Iíd been trying to locate a copy for ages as it is currently out of print. But thatís not all. The packing slip was photocopied on paper that had already been used and the content of the reused paper was a page from a book that contained pornographic text which I wonít share here. Those who know me know that I wouldnít be shocked or offended by such material, what I find grossly distasteful is that this jerk is sending this material out with orders for regular (vanilla) content. Anyone, my mum, your mum or my granny could have placed an order with this seller and received the same. It beggars belief that there is such thoughtless idiots out there!
MISTRESS HEATHER DIVINE
Today I was listing to the radio and Elvis's Hound Dog came on. This brought back memories of all the woofers, hounds, hags or whatever terminology you'd care to use I've met over the years of working in the adult industry. Thankfully, I've also met many very beautiful and elegant ladies including Red Mistress, Sidonia Von Borke, Mistress R'eal, Lady Seductress and Mistress Heather Divine that I've a added a new gallery page of where you can see lots of pictures and videos of this beautiful but very strict and very mean lady punishing and abusing her slaves.
As my better half is away on holiday for three weeks leaving me alone to fend for myself I've been watching mucho television late at night and into the early hours of the morning, though this hasn't been good viewing. Currently on the CI channel there is a series called Crimes That Shocked Britain and much of this focuses on the sadistic murders of children. So far the cases shown have been the callous and brutal murder of April Jones, the moor's murderers Myra Hindley and Ian Brady, Angus Sinclair who raped and murdered Christine Eadie and Helen Scott and the abusive Rolf Harris
I really despise nonces who, in the words used by my mother, ''interfere'' with children, and to be honest I cannot comprehend why anyone would want to.
The family gatherings I attended when I was a child always involved my favourite uncle, ''uncle Ray'', doing his party pieces and being the instigator of many games such as the Tea Pot game where we all were given a part of the tea pot, writing a list of a squillion things and places beginning with the letter, say (B) for Brighton, Blue, Bottle, Brass... and me getting a clip round the ear from my dad for daring to suggest Bollocks!''. If you haven't played the teapot game it's quite simple, each person is given the part of the teapot as a name IE the spout. Uncle Ray would site in the middle of the room holding the teapot and would say something that we each had to repeat such as... My teapot needs a clean... My spout needs a clean... My dad was always given the knob! family standing joke. Bearing in mind my cousins and I were children we all knew the innuendos but daren't say. All good clean family fun with a bit of smut to make us all roar with laughter. Uncle Ray always sang I Am The Music Man and had us making the sounds of whatever he played - pia pia piano for the piano, suck blow suck blow suck blow suck for the harmonica though my favourite was the bagpipes, holding my nose and using the ledge of my hand on my throat to make some good awful sound. We used to sing along to Rolf Harris's The Court Of King Caracticus and Two Little Boys. All good wholesome family fun. Sadly Rolf Harris wasn't the nice person we thought he was and after being convicted of his heinous crime I find myself as an adult analyzing the lyrics of his songs. I can understand why people say he has taken away part of their childhood as part of mine and my cousins is now tarnished.
I cannot imagine how a parent is supposed to carry on after having a child abducted and murdered. I truly feel for the parents of April Jones, not only was their daughter murdered her body was disposed of partly by being spread around the countryside and partly burnt in her assailants fire. I can only imagine the torture the poor parents suffered as the thought of the same or similar happening to one of my children fills me with something I can't put into words.
My son is now a grown man and drives a bus in London for a living and my fear is that there will be a repeat of the July 7th 2005 bombings. Sometimes my mind envisages the worst and I see him frightened, maimed, crying for us or blown to bits. It's horrific enough having these thoughts and fears but suffering the reality... There but for the grace of God.
CAR CRASH VICTIM
I must be typing this from my hospital bed as it seems I've been involved in a head on collision! Really! I suppose this must be true as today I was called by Albany Assistance who told me exactly what had happened and that they could help me make a claim against the other driver for my injuries. This really disturbed me so I hastily took stock of my physical attributes. Thankfully my head was still in place, I also had two arms, legs feet and hands, goolies and a dick. Thank the lord for that! It's really weird as they knew my name and my telephone number and I couldn't help but wonder when this disastrous head on collision happened! Had I been legless at the time? Was I suffering amnesia? No, of course not because as always it was some twat thinking I'm dumb enough to fall for their scam let alone spend time talking to them!
The company who called my was Albany Assistance, They called from 0203 634 2315 - I Googled this company and there's a statement on their website stating that they are aware people are being cold called by someone claiming to be them and if you're called to email them giving as much info as possible. Right! This makes me feel even more wary, as much info as possible! Why not just ask for the number you were called from? Iffy, very iffy!
You can read Albany Assistance's statement by clicking here.
SILLY OLD BAG
As I'm sure those of you who live in the UK will already know, as from yesterday, Oct 5th if you make a purchase from a shop whose company employs more than 250 people you will have to pay for a plastic bag. Yesterday, also happened to be my dear old mum's birthday so as a good son I went and paid her a visit. As my mum is rather elderly and not as mobile as she would like to be she asked if I would go to her bank and order a new cheque book for her. No problem. while I was in the small shopping centre and after I ordered mum's cheque book I spotted a Greggs bakers and as I adore their sausage rolls I thought I'd treat myself to a few along with a coffee as I knew my wife wanted to check out the shops as all women do. So there I was, sausage rolls and coffee ordered. Then it happened... If you want a bag that'll be 5p! What, you have to pay for a bag for takeaway hot food! another bloody case of rip off Britain. Than you Mr. Cameron, I hope you think of poor sods like me while you enjoy your coffee and biscuits that the over burdened tax payer is paying for.
Lesley Sey - IT'S A MYSTERY
Today I was looking through some folders of images that had
been used on the old kane-online.com website and I came upon a set of the lovely Lesley Sey from the video A Trilogy Of Domestic Discipline that featured her as a magistrate. Although I didn't take the stills that at the video shoot I did script the video.
The plot was Lesley had been picked up at a local nightclub. The lucky guy who had taken her home was sure that he had seen her before but couldn't place her, until after a few drinks. It then dawned on him where he had seen her, it was the bloody magistrate who had slapped him with a six-month driving ban. He was livid. Here she was, drinking his booze, and after he had spent a fortune on her at Tree Tops night club. In true Kane fashion there could only be one course of action and that of course was in the form of a bare bottom spanking followed by more than a few strokes of the cane across her judicial naked arse!
If I get a breathing space I may get round to posting a gallery of the whole set.
I've updated my copyright and guide for bloggers, especially when it comes to my images being posted on Tumblr, click here to read them
Today I had planned to have some me time rather than doing any web work and for some in explicit reason I found myself googling Rosaleen Young. Rosaleen or Chrissie as I knew her was a very well known and liked model in the spanking scene and did many shoots with her husband known as Earl Grey, she also had many websites including Spanked Brats which at one point was owned by myself and Brigella. The other sites were, if my memory serves me well were spankmybottom and rosaleenyoung, she along with her husband also did many shoots and videos for Firm Hand Spanking. Chrissie, AKA Rosaleen, also appeared in Janus' Privilege Plus and Privilege Club as Christina Winchester.
As many will already know Chrissie (Rosaleen Young) has retired from the spanking scene though I had no idea why, until today that is. After reading through many posts on a well known spanking site It seems that she became quite ill which was brought on by her spanking and modelling work invading and causing havoc with her personal life and on this score she has my complete sympathy. That said, if you set up spanking groups, websites and appear in spanking magazines to promote yourself and to earn a few quid what do you expect.
The past weeks have been really hectic as on the 5th one of my beautiful daughters got married, next year my son is getting wed so the there's still expensive times ahead.
WHO'S THAT GIRL
While waiting at London Heathrow's Terminal 3 for my wife's family to arrive a young woman came out, she looked remarkably like Fleur East the XFactor runner up which isn't surprising as it was her. Fleur had been my favourite of that year's competition, not only had I voted for her I had purchased her songs from the iTunes store and have them on my phone. Half of me wanted to approach her and say hello and ask if I could have a picture taken with her but half of me felt uneasy about doing so as I know what it's like to be approached by a fan as it's happened many times when I'm out with my infamous daughter. However, I knew that if I didn't I would go home regretting it so I did. Thankfully, I got my photo with her, much to the envy of my son and many of my friends and family when I posted the picture on my Facebook page. Fleur was amazing and as nice as pie so many kudos from me and with such a pleasant attitude I'm sure she will go far. You know, It's all about that bass, no treble!
LONDON AND CARDIFF CALLING
I've added two Fem Dom galleries, on of beautiful dark and dusky London Mistress Lady Seductress and one of Mistress R'eal from Cardiff.
Above Left and centre: London Mistress Lady Seductress who no doubt would enjoy seducing you into her W1 dungeon where she would introduce you to her dark world of sensual submission. You can follow Lady Seductress on twitter here: @ladyseductress or visit her website by clicking here. Above far right: Cardiff Mistress R'eal who needs no introduction. Images courtesy of my wonderful friends at FemmeFataleFilms.com
WONT GET FOOLED AGAIN
Life is a learning curve and no matter how long you have lived you never stop learning. When I was employed a manager of mine always said that "I don't mind looking a c*nt, it's when I feel a c*nt I feel a c*nt", and that I can relate to as that's how I feel at the minute. Each time I find myself in this position I make a conscious decision that this is the last time it will happen but oops it happened again. I won't go into the sordid details of what happened less I kick off world war three as that I don't need.
DEVIL'S DYKE DRIVE
On Tuesday 25th August my family and I went to West Sussex to meet our son-in-law's family before the big day which is the 5th of Sept, just a week tomorrow. The original plan was to take everyone to lunch at the Miller & Carter where we have always had excellent food and excellent service but with the tragic crash at the Shoreham Airshow and the A27 being closed getting there would have been a nightmare so we agreed to go to The Devil's Dyke. Mistake or what! For those who don't know The Devil's Dyke is a restaurant high up on top of the hills of West Sussex with an amazing view and reached by a road the width of a small country lane, not the best of roads at the best of times and on this fateful day God was not on our side. The weather was absolutely awful. Monsoon is an understatement as it lashed down.
When we eventually arrived at the restaurant we were all ravenous and thirsty and were looking forward to something hot to eat. After what appeared to be far too long a wait a waitress by the name of Sally appeared and took our order. Man this woman could talk for England. The time it took for the drinks to arrive was abysmal, and we thought that was a long wait! After a couple of pints our starters arrived, and these were quite enjoyable. About an hour later, I kid you not, the main courses arrived and they were bloody disgusting. My misses ordered a hot vegetarian sandwich which arrived as black as New Gate's Knocker! For a change I had ordered sausages rather than steak which I generally choose, The sausages were burnt to a cinder, black and tasted appalling. You may wonder why I didn't send these back and complain. This I would normally do but as this was the occasion of meeting our new family for the first time I felt uneasy to do so. None of us had a dessert as A: we didn't have another few hours to spare and B: I dread to think what they had on offer.All of this is quite sad really as the location of Devil's Dyke is beautiful and it should really be a place you want to go; which it isn't.
I did email the company that owns The Devil's Dyke restaurant and let them know of my bad experience but so far I have not had any reply. I have also left my comments on Trip Adviser which you can read here. After my review was published I took the time to read what others thought of the place and I was not surprised to see that others had received poor service and food. So it isn't just me. So if you're down in Shoreham and want a nice meal avoid this place like the plague! Their address is:
The Devil's Dyke
MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
There are some Mistress in the world of BDSM who think that every male they meet should be subservient to them and they treat them as such which I find quite disrespectful especially as I treat Mistresses that I know with respect. IE, I don't talk down to them or threat them as if they were submissive in nature. Of course, my option of these women is they are no more a true Mistress than I am, and being male... Well I feel I've made my point clear. Then there are the other type of Mistress who treat people with the respect that is shown to them. One of these Mistress is Eleise De lacy who these days is based in the beautiful city of Paris. Not only is Mistress Eleise immensely attractive I also find her quite intelligent, with, in my opinion quite a romantic trait going by her twitter feed. Over the past few days Mistress Eleise and I have had a few conversations and if and when she comes to London we have plans to meet which is something I am looking forward to.
Judging by the pictures of Mistress Eleise I've seen which seem to be all over the worldwideweb these days I have no doubt that as a Mistress she is quite demanding and is very capable of inflicting much pain to a slave whether it be in the form of a caning to their bare backside or a whipping on their bare buttocks or back or even pain caused by CBT and pegging.
If you want to know more about this incredible woman you can follow her twitter fee which is @MistressEleise or her website mistresseleise.net
Image courtesy of my friends at TheEnglishMansion.com
SPANKED BY MISTRESS GODDESS ZENA
I've added a new free gallery of the beautiful blonde Mistress Goddess Zena of Nottingham giving one of her slaves a good hard bare bottom punishment spanking OTK with her hand and with a wooden spoon with her slave bending over the back of a chair, and by the colour of his bum cheeks I doubt if he will be sitting comfortably for quite a while. You can see the rest of the pictures by clicking here.
You can follow Mistress Zena on twitter which is @zenagoddess
One of the nicest girls I've had the opportunity to work with and of course spank and cane on her cute bare bottom is Sam Johnson. Sam is featured in many of the Kane and Top Marks videos and many issues of Kane Magazine. Many of the reader's of Kane Magazine have had the opportunity to have this gorgeous girl over their knees or touching her toes at a Kane spanking party or a privately arranged 1-2-1 session so that they can make her tender cheeks a deep shade of pink. Sadly over the years I lost touch with Sam, however, today I was pleasantly surprised to see her name come up as a friend suggestion on Facebook. At first I thought it might be someone with the same name but it wasn't; it was the Sam that I knew and loved so I quickly clicked on the ''Add Friend'' button. It's good to have her back in my circle of friends after so many years.
I'm sure it's what you wouldn't expect to see on my blog but last night I was watching TV with her in doors and by chance ITV were showing a program celebrating many years of Saturday night television. One of the programs highlighted was Gladiators which my children wouldn't miss and if the truth be known neither would I, though my reason for watching was really quite suspect as it was only to see Lightening, the gymnast Kim Betts. Being blonde and beautiful she reminded me of the glamour model Eve Vorley. What a body and what a gorgeous rear! The problem is I'm sure she has the capability to make mince meat of me so I'm saying no more.
FEMMEFATALEFILMS - MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
A new gallery ''A Sound Wanking'' featuring Mistress Eleise De Lacy has been added, courtesy of my strict friend Mistress Heather Divine of FemmeFataleFilms
LYNN PAULA RUSSELL
I'm pleased to see that my talented friend Lynn Paula Russell's website is back on line, so if you're looking for some of her work such as her beautiful bodyscapes to own now's your chance.
MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY & MISTRESS TERESA MAY
A new free gallery featuring the beautiful blonde Mistress Eleise De Lacy has been added along with a free video of her spanking and caning her office boy, courtesy of my friends at FemmeFataleFilms. I've also begun adding pictures of the strict Mistress Teresa May at work in her dungeon, more pictures will be added to this gallery each day.
MISTRESS R'EAL & MISS DEELIGHT
A new free Femme Domme gallery courtesy of my friends at FemmeFataleFilms has been added. Watch Mistress R'eal and Miss Deelight give a helpless slave CBT and drizzle hot wax on his defenceless knob and shaft.
I can't quite believe that thirty-seven years have passed since my father died at the young age of fifty-five which these days is absolutely no age at all. I wish I had the opportunity to spend more time with him and share my thoughts, dreams, likes and a few beers while watching the football which was his favourite pastime and I wish he'd had the chance to watch it on a large screen TV in HD 3D.
I remember as a boy standing outside a TV rental shop when colour TV was in it's infancy and rather expensive as we waited for a Green Line to take us home from a family gathering and how over joyed he was when we got our first colour set. I find it very strange that I have been on this mortal coil for a longer period than him. Tonight I will celebrate his life and the small time that I had with him with a rather large malt whisky. R.I.P dad wherever you are.
A new Femme Domme gallery from my friends at FemmeFataleFilms that features the gorgeous brunette Mistress Ursula (left) has been added.
THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM
Now don't go getting confused with the classic horror film that was based on the Edgar Allen Poe book of the same name, this is all to do about eating out if you find yourself in Nottingham. I'm not saying the service is bad but a friend of mine who chose to eat there at the unearthly hour of 7 PM was told the kitchen was closed! WTF! What sort of place to eat closes it's kitchen so early. So be warned, if you're in Nottingham and you want to eat an evening meal on or after 7 PM don't go there or you'll find the pit of your stomach will still be rumbling.
IT'S A HARD LIFE BUT SOMEONE HAS TO SUFFER IT
Another day another dollar but today I'm taking some time out of my hectic life to spend some time wining and dining with a beautiful woman as today I'm off once again to London's West End, Piccadilly in fact to have lunch and drinks with Lady Seductress, one of London's finest Mistresses, somewhere in the heart of what used to be the capital's seediest area. This as many will know is the place where the famous Janus shop used to, be filled to the brim with spanking magazines and implements of correction such as paddles, swishy crook-handled canes and straps that could sting, bruise and cover the soft and tender flesh of bare feminine buttocks (and bad boys of course) with wicked red marks. It's a hard life spending time with so many attractive ladies but someone has to do it so it might as well be me. Chow for now.
MISTRESS GODDESS ZENA - NOTTINGHAM'S FINEST
If you don't know who Goddess Zena is you must be a hermit living in a damp cave as she has done many shoots for Mistress Sidonia Von Borke's The English Mansion. Goddess Zena has a trait insomuch as she has a passion for abusing her slaves and she does that in many ways: Anal, CBT, Trampling, Electro Torture, Needles and of course the regulation spanking caning and whipping. She also enjoys being the most severe and pain inflicting nurse you will ever meet and she will gladly milk your worthless cock with her devilish milking device. I've just added a free gallery of this ravishing mistress that you can see by clicking here, you can follow Mistress Zena on twitter here.
PLEASURE AND PAIN AT THE CAMDEN JAZZ CAFE
Carol Decker and her band sure rocked last night and performed an amazing set. As I thought Giving Up The Ghost wasn't on the set list but my compensation for that was they opened with Thank You For Goodbye (rides again) which is one of my favourite tracks that can only be found on a 12 inch or CD single. They also played many of my other favourites: Bridge Of Spies, Sex Talk and the first single from the new album Nowhere and ended with, as was expected China In Your Hand. After watching Carol's exhilarating performance I have to wonder what Gary Barlow was thinking when he commented on XFactor that China In Your Hand was sung out of tune. Idiot!
Thank you Carol and T'Pau for a very entertaining night. Incidentally, the backing singer was captivating.
It's been a long time in coming but finally my girls and I are going to the Jazz Cafe Camden to see T'Pau and the amazing redhead Carol Decker. I've been a huge fan of Carol Decker and T'Pau since first hearing their debut album Bridge Of Spies. I have my fingers crossed that Giving Up The Ghost will be on the set list but I have a feeling I am going to be disappointed. Never mine. I have a table booked and will be enjoying a tasty meal along with much alcohol, bubbly if they have it and I intend to thoroughly enjoy myself.
I've eventually succumbed and moved from a Windows laptop to a Mac Book Pro and I feel like a complete dummy! I suppose I'll get used to it as time goes by and things will become easier but until then I will be going Tasmanian and the air will be quite blue!
This morning I have yet another trip to the hospital to see nurse Hita about by dodgy Mallet Finger. Although my nurse is very nice and very cute it really would be nice if I had a nurse like Red. Wishful thinking I know but we're all entitled to our naughty daydreams.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RED
Today is the birthday of the UK's hottest red head Red-xxx and it looks like she has already opened one of her presents which certainly is a handful.
Here's wishing you a very happy birthday my friend. Have a drink or two on me today or you'll have to wait until you pay a visit to London when I can buy them in person.
I wish someone would treat me to such a tasty gift!
RED HOT WOMEN
The weather for a change is red hot so I shall be working in my garden office with a few ice cold beers by my side and make the most of the glorious weather. Talking about red hot brings me to some new galleries I've added today as one of them is of Red Mistress being rather naughty with Lynda Leigh and women certainly don't come hotter than these two gorgeous babes.
Talking of Red Hot women I was lucky enough to have lunch with one of them yesterday, my beautiful and dearest friend Teresa May. I'm still trying to decide what was hotter, Teresa or the weather! Thank you Teresa for the wonderful Thornton's chocolate football boot and cupcakes. They were delicious!
You an see many more free pictures of Teresa on her own website www.officialteresamay.com where you can buy personally signed photos and purchase many of her naughty DVDs including the very naughty Teresa Takes Ten, Lick My Micky and Blue Movie Star
MONEY CHANGES EVERYTHING
Cyndi Lauper sang Money Changes Everything, if you haven't heard the song it's about a guy being dumped for another who's "waiting in the car outside'' and who is obviously loaded. I haven't been dumped as I'm happily married and have no need for a new partener or playmate which is stated on my twitter. Money sure does change everything for some people, thankfully not all, and those people tend to get more of mine. There's also another song I feel I should mention "Once Bitten Twice Shy Babe" by Ian Hunter.
Today I have a dinner date with a beautiful friend of mine Teresa May (above) and money doesn't come in to the equasion as real friends don't count the pennies or who pays for what.
NEW FEM DOM GALLERY OF LUCY BAILEY
When I worked with Lucy she was submissive and I had the pleasure of spanking and caning her gorgeous bare bottom. However, times change and people change and so has Lucy as she is now one of the most dominant and strict women you will come across.
When I woke up Saturday morning I was disappointed as I was expecting the weekend to be a scorcher but what I saw was an overcast cloudy sky and on top of that it was drizzling. However, every cloud has a silver lining and there surely was one as that day I had a meeting with a very dominant and attractive lady, Lady Seductress. Thankfully my journey would be an easy one as we had planned to meet at her dungeon which is in the heart of Londonís West End.
It may seem that I spend my days meeting gorgeous mistresses but this isnít a plan of mine. Those in the BDSM scene seem to know everyone else or at least someone who knows someone. And this is a good thing. Although Lady Seductress and I have been following each other for a while on twitter our meeting up came about as I was looking for a location to use and she was recommended by another very dominant friend of mine Heather Divine of FemmeFatalFilms. At the time I didnít realise that we had been following each other on twitter until I went to her twitter page which had a link to her website on it. I was planning to send her a direct message asking about using her dungeon as her site has a contact phone number I thought Iíd give her a call as it would surely be easier than trying to compose a message using just 140 characters. After talking shop for some twenty minutes Lady Seductress suggested that I come to her dungeon to see the torturous array of equipment she has and that afterwards we could go for a drink or two. Well who am I to refuse such an offer, and to decline would surely be rude.
When I arrived at her dungeon and saw her in person she looked exactly like her pictures, spectacularly glamorous. After exchanging small talk she gave me a guided tour pointing out her favourite devices and toys. Although Iíve visited many dungeons they always seem to send a shiver down my spine. The thought of being locked in a cage with no way of escape chills me to the bone. I realise we all have different desires and itís a case of whatever rocks your boat but being subservient as many of my lady friends will attest isnít one of mine.
When the tour of her dungeon was over, Lady Seductress said she knew of a nice bar not too far away and that is where we headed. As I previously said, every cloud has a silver lining and the dreary London skies certainly had one on Saturday.
Thank you Lady Seductress for a very entertaining day.
You can follow Lady Seductress on twitter here: @ladyseductress or visit her website by clicking here.
DIVINE MISTRESS HEATHER
I seem to be meeting more and more dominant women these days both in the real world and on the worldwideweb. Perhaps it's to do with the circles that I move in I don't know or maybe someone out there is trying to convert me into becoming a submissive. Well that isn't going to happen misses!It doesn't matter how beautiful or alluring a woman is I won't submit to her, not even for all the tea in China or a season ticket to the gooners, that's Arsenal FC to those of you reading this from outside the UK and have no idea what a gooner is.
Recently I was contacted by Mistress Heather Divine, I won't go into the circumstances of how or why we met online. Apart from being amazingly beautiful she is also a very nice and helpful person who spent much of her valuable time helping me with certain issues I was having, though I'm pretty sure that isn't the way she treats her submissives and slaves.
Above: Mistress Heather Divine
If you'd like to see more of this very attractive strict woman you can follow her on her twitter by clicking here - The above images are courtesy of Mistress Heather Divine and my friends at FemmeFataleFilms.com
AND IT MAKES ME WONDER...
Why the most attractive women on the planet are dominant. I have many personal friends who are Mistresses and they are all ravishingly attractive. On January the 27th I mentioned Mistress Eleise De Lacy who is undoubtedly gorgeous, making such comments has started to play on my mind as I feel I'm giving the wrong impression to people so I'd like to clarify so people don't get the wrong idea just because the women I find attractive are dominant my attraction is their looks not the dominant factor. Recently I tried to wangle an invite to the Femme Domme Ball and to my surprise I was invited. There is a saying that if something is too good to be true then it probably is, and it was, I was welcome to attend but I'd have to be a sub. No way! I have an inkling that one dominant friend of mine @Red_Mistress had a plan as her words to me were ''You never know you might like it'' Ha! In your dreams, to which I replied, ''I would do anything for Red but I won't do that!''.
Obviously there are women who I find attractive who aren't dominant but it seems to me the majority are, you only need to take a look at the FemmeFataleFilms website to see what I mean.
WHO ARE YOU
I can't quite believe I haven't updated my blog / diary since 6th Feb. It's not because nothing interesting has happened because lots has. For instance, I managed to get myself a mallet finger which is rather annoying to say the least especially as it's on my right hand and I'm right handed which makes wiping one's arse rather difficult.
Tonight my better half has buggered off to her friends house to spread the word about the new film she's been cast in (I kid you not). So hear I am, alone with my iPhone, Spotify and mucho bottles of beer listening to The Who, one of my all time favourite bands. I'm on a sort of Who festival at the minute as I'm halfway through reading Pete Townsend's autobiography Who Am I. And it's a bloody good read, well it is to a Who fan. Reading some of Pete's comments reminds me of my younger days and my liking of The Who, my dad, god bless his soul, singing along to Substitute and I'm A Boy. Taking the piss out of my physicals teacher Mr. Miles, Who fans will know what I mean. Much to the annoyance of Trudi who worked behind the Strangely enough I got a job at the same W.H. Smith and in the record department with her. At the time Who's Next was released and I put many of the covers on the wall, only to get a bollocking from the department head, Mrs Brierly, a right old bat who thought the cover disgusting. Singing along to Young Man Blues in my bedroom, a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days, ain't got nothing, ain't got sweet fuck all. It's the old man who has all the money! Then I was young and I thought I would be forever and I was piss poor. Now I'm old, well oldish, and now I'm quite wealthy as are Mr Townsend and Daltrey. I used to sing along to My Generation... Hope I die before I get old... Well I'm glad I didn't. I remember the advert for Won't Get Fooled Again, a picture of a guy in stockings and suspenders. Thankfully I haven't been fooled but I know a man who has. My dad loved Pictures Of Lily as that was my grandmother's name and my dad knew what the song was about just like Mary Anne With The Shaky Hand.
I must be an ardent Who fan as I sold my bicycle to buy a copy of Tommy. I still have my copies of these amazing albums on vinal. As for Join Together, I almost got arrested for playing it too loud in a public place when on holiday in that god forsaken place Leysdown on the Isle Of Sheppy. What a dump!
Well that's enough ramblings, so it's good night from me and goodnight from me and goodnight to my friends The Acid Queen @zenagoddess
LORRAINE ANSELL THE MAID / WAITRESS
Being an avid spanker and enjoying may copies of Janus over the years I never thought I would be lucky enough to appear in one of their magazines especially with a gorgeous creature such as Lorraine Ansell, but I did. Although the magazine I appeared in was Privilege Plus not Janus it was indeed a publication from the same stable and I was more than pleased to appear in it. Over a period I had a few short stories published in Privilege under a variation of non-de-plumes and had become quite friendly with the editor who was a very nice person indeed. As I had been editing Kane for some time by then I asked if he would be interested in using Lorraine and I for a photo sequence and of course he was, who wouldn't be, well in using Lorraine of course.
On the day Lorraine looked absolutely amazing wearing a full length fur lined coat that swirled around her ankles. To my surprise when she was getting changed she asked me to go with her. Well things were looking up though if I'm honest I felt rather uncomfortable being there and didn't know where to look. It's strange, you see lots of bare bottoms and much more when shooting but to be around girls when they are changing feels quite different and wrong.
The waitress theme was something that I came up with and I was more than pleased when the editor decided to go with it. Eventually the shoot began and pictures were taken of Lorraine being spanked strapped and caned in various positions. When the shoot was over Lorraine turned to me and said that if I wanted to I could give her bare bum six really good stingers with the cane. Well who am I to refuse, especially when the girl who offers is a real beauty with such a cute and spankedle rear. Thus Lorraine bent over and offered her cute backside for six cuts of wicked rattan that I delivered as hard as I could and what a pleasure that was.
All in all Lorraine was one of the most gorgeous and adorable girls I've had the pleasure to work with let alone spank and cane. On top of that the photographer send me some glossy black and white large photos of Lorraine and me that weren't published and these are now in my collection along with many other souvenirs of happy spanking days. With thanks to the © copyright owner janusworldwide for the kind permission to use their images
THE STOLEN CANE
A new gallery featuring gorgeous Sam Johnson and Brigella as cheeky schoolgirls who thought it would be a right old giggle to steal the headmaster's cane has been added. However their strict mother played by Ms Harrison Marks the publisher of Kane Magazine didn't see the funny side and decided to show them what happens to naughty girls who steal, especially from the headmaster Mr. Protheroe. Click here to see all of the pictures of Sam and Brigella getting their bare bottoms spanked strapped and caned for their dastardly deed.
FEMME DOMME PARTY
I've added a Femme Domme Party gallery when you can see lots of submissive males having their bare bottoms spanked and caned quite severely by strict women such as Natasha, Angie and Sally and many more.
AN ARTICULATE AND INTELLIGENT MISTRESS ELEISE DE LACY
There are absolutely thousands of women who call themselves ''Mistress'' but very few in my opinion really have what it takes, I suppose you could call it the (M) factor. Being a dominant whether female or male is not just causing physical pain, abusing or milking a male submissive of their money there is much more to the art of domination. There are many ''girls'' who have no idea of the latter, they think that being a plain nasty and arrogant bitch and abusing a male ''slave'' will bring them financial rewards for little effort. A dominant friend of mine recently remarked that these so called mistresses who flaunt their supposed financial and material gifts on twitter should take the time to tidy their rooms. It takes class, elegance, intelligence and poise to be the real thing. Not all are blessed with good looks but that is irrelevant when it comes to being a skilled and respected Mistress though exquisiteness is certainly an additional benefit
I first came upon Mistress Eleise when looking for images of dominant women with the intention of contacting them for banner exchanges for a website I had a while back. As you can imagine I came upon lots of free galleries of her spanking and caning submissive men that linked back to her website so I thought I'd drop her an email which I did. I was surprised when I received a reply, not that I thought I wouldn't get one but it was well written, polite and showed respect, something that is lacking with some. This immaculate lady now has a new website under construction which I have no doubt will get a mention here.
I'm sure there are many submissive males who would like this ravishing woman to be their Mistress and who would like to serve her and or be punished by her. Of course I imagine receiving the attention or even having her permit you the privilege of her presence doesn't come cheap but if serving or submitting to a not only strict and dominant woman is what makes you happy then you may as well serve and submit to the best.
If you would like to see more of this exquisite and demanding woman use the banner below to visit her current website or pay a visit to FemmeFatalFilms.com
It seems the majority of my new friends are mistresses these days and before you think otherwise I'm not becoming submissive. I do however confess to looking at pictures of female domination, the reason being many are absolutely gorgeous such as Mistress Eleise and Lady Seductress pictured left. This new mistress friend of mine Zena Goddess who is based in Nottingham is also rather ravishing and that I feel is an understatement. I first saw her by chance when I came across a free English Mansion gallery that showed a beautiful woman punishing a TV slave who was dressed as a maid. At the time I had no idea who she was and it was some time later when by chance I came across her on twitter. Since then we have had many conversations both by text and on the phone and what she has told me has reinforced my being dominant. Mistress (Goddess) Zena enjoys playing hard and has no qualms about seriously abusing her slaves and inlicting immense pain. She also enjoys caning a slaves bare arse until she draws blood and I'm not talking about just a little blood. One thing that did surprise me is that she has yet to spank and cane a cute female bare bottom which I know from experience is a wonderful thing to do. Above Lady Seductress Image © Lady Seductress and used with her kind consent. You can follow her on twitter here.
You can see more of Mistress Zena on her website here and follow her on twitter here
PERKS OF THE JOB
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon, didn't Steve Marriot sing about that with The Small Faces some years back, one line of the lyrics being ''I've got no time to worry,''. Well I do have time to worry a little today as later on Arsenal are playing Brighton & Hove Albion in the FA cup. It was only a few days ago that I spent the evening texting my mate Jacko and winding him up when Manchester United couldn't beat little Cambridge United. Yesterday the mighty Chelsea and Manchester City were knocked out of the tournament, well spanked by teams they should have easily beaten which is why I'm not confident that the gooners will pull off the job.
While waiting for the football to begin I've been browsing the CD of the old Kane-online website and have found more of my old pages including one all about my day with Lorraine Ansell and when I got my hands on her lovely cute bare bottom to spank strap and cane. Below is the text of the page, and if you wish you can see the original page by clicking here.
One of the perks of editing Kane magazine is being able to meet the girls in person, and of course take photographs of them. Recently I had the pleasure, and it really was a pleasure to take pictures of Lorraine, who had turned up at the Kane office in her school uniform.
Now I don't know why, but for some reason, every time I do a photo-session, the girl always tries to turn the tables on me, and Lorraine was no exception. Needless to say I am a little perturbed as to why this is the case. Not only that, Lorraine managed to give me a right old crack across the rear with the Governess cane - thank the Lord I have a fat wallet that cushioned the blow. Now this sort of behaviour is just not on. If you've been one of the lucky one's who have met Lorraine in the flesh you will understand what I'm up against.
However, revenge is sweet, and there's only one way to make a girl's bum red and striped, well two ways if you're one of those horrendous magazines that fake marks on bums, and that is to spank and cane it, and to spank and cane it hard! And as Josie decided that she had more important things to do than spank Lorraine the task was left to me.
Oh yeah, real fun! But have you tried taking timed photos! Well let me tell you it isn't easy. But then, I mustn't complain because caning Lorraine's cute bum was real fun. And if you don't believe it happened, check out Kane eighty-two where you will see Lorraine not only in her school uniform, but also with a delightfully striped and sore bum...
Ce'st la vie my friends, c'est la vie...
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND
It seems there are some people out there in the jungle of the world wide web who have the opinion that I do not have any call over Harrison Marks Kane images or videos. Well I've news for you, I have and if you still think I'm playing a game of bluff you can should look here. I also have model release forms for all the persons both female and male that I have photographed.
RIP OFF BRITAIN!
Today I received a leaflet from my council (Brent) informing that from April this year to continue to use their green bin that is used to dispose of garden waste I will have to pay £40 for the privilege. What a bloody cheek! We already pay two and a half grand in council tax and believe it or not my house is far from being a mansion. I have to wonder what these modern day highway men do with the money they receive from us cause they sure don't fix the roads that are covered in dangerously huge pot holes. Not only that, it doesn't take much to realise that if people aren't willing to pay for this service (like me) garden waste will be dumped on the streets to join the pile of discarded white goods and furniture. I think it's time I stood for Prime Minister, though I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get elected. Meanwhile I know what I'd like to give those in my local council and that would make me feel very good indeed. Nuff said.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO STRAP A BARE BOTTOM
Looking through my archive of photos I stumbled across a folder that contained the pictures of the video shoot Georgina And The School Secretary that features Dublin O'Brien and Georgina aka Elizabeth Sipson if I'm not mistaken. The images that caught my attention were of Georgina bending over having her bare bottom strapped but it wasn't Dublin O'Brien doing the strapping it was David Angus, the man we hired to shoot the videos. And to think we paid him real money for filming, perhaps we should have paid him in kind. Sadly the images I found were sent to me by the old kane-magazine webmaster who has run the images through photoshop for some obscure reason and the quality of them is abysmal!
The New Year has been a busy one for me as I seem to be spending my days painting and decorating which if I'm honest I have found to be a good way to relax. I guess I'm lucky as I have all the time in the world to do it and no one sitting on my shoulder pushing me to get a move on unlike the poor sods who are still slaving away at a nine till five and working for the man.
VERY NAUGHTY XXX MAGAZINES
I have acquired a batch of general porn magazines including Hustler, Eighteen, 40 Plus, Club, Escort and some vintage copies of Fiesta. If you're into general porn mages you can find them here.
The event may have happened a few days ago but I'd like to offer my dear friend Ms Harrison Marks warmest congratulations on becoming a grandmother to a beautiful grandchild.
My spanking and Brigella galleries have been updated with many pictures of Brigella (Janie) including one of her being spanked by her dear old granny Ms Foxxx and recieving a hard spanking from landlord Master Kain who was quite peeved to find his new barmaid pissed as a newt.
Three more articles that are downloadable as PDF files have been added
1) An interview with Clarissa Armstrong
2) A profile of the ever popular Sue Ellis
3) Gone To Pot Too that features KaraJayne and Louise as the errant girls and Margaret and Tony as the mother and father
There are more free dowloads on the Free Download page
DOESN'T TIME FLY
It seems like only yesterday that I began my 2014 diary / blog and today I'm beginning another for 2015. Last Christmas was amazing for me and one of the happiest, my son proposed to his girlfriend and happily she accepted and my daughter was proposed to and she accepted so this year is going to be an eventful one. I've decided to take things a lot easier this year and have more time for me, we shall see at the end of the year if that actually happens.
Last December the UK government bought in new legislation regarding what can and cannot be shown in VOD (Video On Demand) on websites that are hosted in the UK. Thankfully that doesn't affect me as none of my websites host videos but because of this I'm self censoring images that are posted on this website insomuch as if I feel the marks on a bare bottom are too strong the image won't be used. I've also decided to self censor images that relate to adult (school) themed roleplay.
I've added some pictures of Brigella (AKA Janie) to the main spanking gallery and also to the Brigella gallery. I can't believe ten years have passed since I worked with her.
Far Left: Brigella (Janie) gets a spanking from her big brother for pinching his favourite CDs. Left: Jane gets a spanking from her mum after being caught masturbating.
Two articles that are downloadable as PDF files have been added A Day With Aunt Josie where she spanks and caned the bare bottom of Jay her chubby niece and An Interview With Lesley Sey where she spills the beans about her spankings and of course gets her bare bottom spanked and caned by me.
The home page image has been changed from Mistress Teresa May and her slave Steve Bickers to a picture of one of the Submissive Babes who wishes to remain anon but if you'd like the opportunity to spank her click on the banner below.
SEASONS GREETINGS AND BEATINGS
I'd like to wish all of you who read this blog a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year especially those who emailed me including morethanithurtsme who wished me the same. I'd also like to offer my sincere good wishes and a prosperous New Year to those who I have been fortunate in meeting this year which is Mistress Red @Red-xxx Mistress Meena @Mistress_Meena Saffy McKenna @saffysSecrets Heathery Doune @HeatheryDoune of the London Fetish Fair and of course my nearest and dearest friend Teresa May @RealTeresaMay
The article featuring Tony and Margaret Domestic Discipline 24 x 7 that featured in Kane 85 where they spoke about how domestic discipline plays a big part in both of their lives has been added as a downloadable PDF file that you can download by clicking here.
Pictures of strict Lauren Taylor have been added to the Strict Women Gallery.
CHRISTMAS CHEER - PAULA MEADOWS
Today I received a most welcomed Christmas card from my dear friend Lynn Paula Russell (Paula Meadows). It seems an eternity that I first came upon this gorgeous woman in Janus having her cute bare bottom spanked and caned. It may not be an eternity though it certainly is over thirty years ago. Since first seeing her work and of course her body I've followed her career with much interest. In my bedroom I have four signed bodyscape prints that were a gift that she Heather presented me with at a party held by Ms Harrison Marks at the old Kane office in Wellington Road. We've all aged and become wiser. There sure is much truth in the saying ''I wish that I knew all I know now, when I was younger'',. Paula was kind enough to sign a the insert of the audio cassette that came with the first edition of Februs, and that I still have. Now I have ten NEW copies of Februs' first edition along with the audio cassette in which not only does the remarkable lady talk about spanking she is actually spanked meaning that you can hear the sound of her bare cheeks being soundly slapped. If you'd like to have a copy of this you can get them here - just click on (Paula Meadows Spanked!). The image of Paula Meadows is taken from The Kane Assignment and used with the kind permission of GHM Enterprises.
Looking back through my archive of pictures I came upon a Christmas set that features the ravishing Lucy Being spanked and caned. The best thing about this set is that it was I doing the spanking and caning. Lucy is just adorable though as many will know these days she has become dominant and owns www.TheEnglishMansion.com where submissive guys go to be abused by gorgeous dominant females. which is the reason that I feel privileged to have had the opportunity to have spanked and caned her luscious cheeks.
Now I don't mind being in the company of gorgeous creatures like Lucy (Mistress Sidonia Von Bork) as she is now known but being abused by suffering a good whipping/caning or having my rear end shafted with a fucking machine of having a certain part of my anatomy tortured with nasty spiky things is not for me. I certainly have no issues with ladies who are dominant in fact I have many as personal friend and if being abused by good looking women is your thing then paying a visit to her website would be right up your street, and who knows it might even end up being right up your where the sun don't shine! Image courtesy of Mistress Sidonia and The English Mansion.
There's always those who try to blag something for free such as those on eBay and Amazon who claim not to have received their item knowing that if the goods are sent by regular mail; not signed for the poor sod who they bought it off will have to issue a refund. This happened to me recently on Amazon and after contacting their seller support was told that this particular buyer has done this on three previous occasions. Not only that the messages I received from the buyer were not only threatening but also badly written grammatically and as for the spelling! Okay, so we can't all be word perfect and I certainly am not. This guy however, after googling his name and address runs a business that offers service to home buyers in Liverpool which if I needed such service would scare the pants off me because of his illiteracy. People like this should realise that those in the adult industry and those selling adult magazines generally know each other. Today I spent much of my time calling those I know and passing on his details should they be unlucky enough to get an order. Not only that, Amazon have since flagged his account because of his threatening behaviour and the amount of non receipt claims he has made. Your time is up mister B. You have scammed your last. Mind you, I feel sorry for people like this who need to rip people off for a measly few quid. I guess business in the associated housing market must be really bad if you have to scam your wank mags for free.
This morning while out and about with my misses I received an email on my phone from my friend who happens to be the owner of Janus. It seems that the thieving bastards on the spanking board website are not content with posting complete scans of magazines for free they now have the audacity to want payment for them. I can only hope that those responsible such as ďCalifornia GirlĒ who I understand was rather pissed that her's and others postings had been removed, for this on line copyright piracy are brought to task and one day answer for their crimes and suffer not only incarceration as someone I know suffered for ripping off a rather large couple and I mean large companies along with having to pay a rather larger sum of money as financial compensation.
If you're looking to buy a legitimate copy of a spanking magazine such as Janus you can get them either on my website www.vintagespankingmagazines.com or www.vintagemagazines.co.uk
Don't be a toad by supporting the pirates, if you want a copy of a spanking magazine such as Janus 165 buy an original one from a reputable source.
Seeing the pickle that Amazon have found themselves in over the 1p glitch makes me chuckle. Maybe it's true what goes around comes around. Recently they removed two copies of Kane that I was selling branding them pornograpic, no matter that there is squillions of spanking and real porn mags being sold on there. When I queried this the only answer I received was the same as the original email they sent me saying I had violated their adult policy. Now I'm only selling spanking magazines on my websites www.vintagespankingmagazines.com and www.vintagemagazines.co.uk where I also have general men's magazines such as Hustler. So yah boo sucks so Amazon. Serves you right!
When I first started this website it was purely as a hobby to showcase my photographic work and that is what it is reverting to. I've added a free gallery of the gorgeous glamour girl Teresa May that was taken at the Fettered Pleasured shop that if I remember correctly was somewhere along the Holloway Road. What I do remember clearly it was a bugger to get to driving and more of a bugger to park up. As fans of Teresa will know her birthday is in just a few days, December 15th to be exact.
A NEW BEGINNING
Today my partner and I officially closed our adult premium rate telephone lines and are no longer phonepayplus registered. It was fun while it lasted but in these nanny state times both of us felt have recordings of women have their bare bottom spanked and caned was not a good thing so we decided to retire from that particular part of the adult industry.
I've given my website a small revamp insomuch as the home page has been changed from pure text to a page with a picture of Mistress Teresa May and her slave Steve Bickers. I've also put back a free spanking gallery though it is quite a tame one as I no longer feel comfortable to post images of red striped bare bottoms or ones that show heavy marking. Left is a tame picture of Ms Harrison Marks caning the bare bottom of Sara Beechamp. Another image for the thieving toads: Mr Cane, Tartan Portspank, Ang140, pygophilous1, DebbsEddy, Bholluk, westpier to steal and post on their sad tumblr blogs.
Although spanking a cute feminine bare bottom is most enjoyable it isn't the be all and end all of my life. Not only do I enjoy spanking, BDSM, submissive women and red heads I also have a passion for retro and vintage fashion and pin ups and being in the adult industry has given me the opportunity to meet those with similar tastes such as Red Mistress @red_mistress www.red-xxx.com Mistress Meena @mistress_meena www.mistressmeena.co.uk and the gorgeous Saffy McKenna @saffyssecrets who is more beautiful in the flesh than you can imagine. Saffy is one hell of a sexy woman; not only does she have a passion for BDSM and bondage including being kidnapped and ... well 'm sure you can imagie, she also has a liking for vintage same as me. A few days ago I was lucky enough to have this hot and sexy lady accompany ne to dinner. Okay, the location where we shared a meal wasn't the Ritz it was a plain old Beef Eater just outside Old Harlow next to the river Stort. While we pondered over the menu Saffy the waitress asked if we would like to some drinks. Saffy looked at me and suggested we ordered a bottle of Champagne with a look that I took to be asking if that was alright. Now as those who know me will attest I am no cheapskate, far from it infact and I also have a taste for the bubbly so who was I to oppose such a suggestion.
After perusing the menu Saffy settled for a prawn cocktak with a Garlic Drizzle as a starter and a 10 oz ribeye steak as her main course which was fine by me as I just love red meat too. The conversation as you can imagine was rather naughty as we discussed our likening of BDSM and fetish in hushed tones. I had seen Saffy in a copy of a spanking magazine having her bare arse striped by another girl. Was I jealous of this? What do you think cause I knew I could do a much better job and who wouldn't like to kave this beautiful creature bare bottomed over their lap or better still bare arse and touching her toes for a dozen real crackers with a wicked rattan cane across her bum cheeks. Perhaps it was the bubbly talking but I felt like taking her across my lap there and then and that was when the waitress broke by daydream by arriving with out starters. I won't bore you with our chit chat over dinner but I know you you are dying to ask if I did spank or cane her bare arse as I wanted too... well regrettably that is between saffy and me and you will never know.
Saffy has just done a vintage shoot for Escort magazine and you will see more of her in that then you will in the picture shown here. watch this space for when Escort featuring Saffy is available along with her forthcoming DVD.
With thanks to Saffy McKenna for use of her image
Unlike some I aways ask before using someone elses copyright material
Mr Cane - VIP thief
Tartan - Full Member
Ang140 -Full Member
pygophilous1 - Newbie
bholluk - Newbie
westpier - VIP thief - Who doesn't for some reason believe I can act on behalf of GHM enterprises IE Kane.
WHERE TO NEXT
Now that the art of spanking is deemed unacceptable in nanny state UK I'm not sure whether I shall continue with this website or not. When I began this site it was purely as a hobby to while away the hours and to show off the work that I had done, especially my days with Josie at Kane Magazine. It seems such a long time ago in fact it's over ten years now. It was fun working with the girls, some who like the adorable Dublin O'Brien have remained good friends though sadly some have changed and turned on the hand that used to feed them. I enjoyed the days that I worked with and spent with Brigella and I hope that she is well' though some things shouldn't have happened but such is life, none of us are perfect. I'm also thankful to have met Paula Meadows the talented erotic artist who used to illustrate Janus, edit Februs and who even got her bare bum spanked in Kane.
Through working with Kane I met Teresa May who I had adored in The Daily Sport that I used to buy each morning. Now Teresa is a close friend of mine, very close to say the least and that has caused things to change insomuch as I no longer look on her as a glamour girl I see her for the person that she is. This has also changed the way that I view other models that I used to adore, girls like Vida Garman and Lynda Leigh and others that I have met.
I no longer have the desire to be part of the adult industry as there are too many restrictions these days this is part of the reason that I am closing my magazine website www.vintagespankingmagazines.com so if you're up for a bargain you should take a look as most of the magazines have been reduced to almost cost price and what's there now wont be replaced.
I intend to put my feet up and relax, enjoy precious and quality time with my beautiful wife, dine out frequently and settle down with a good book and an 18 year old malt.
Time goes by so quickly these days, many of my friends and acquaintances in the spanking scene have passed away, people like Sir Larry Greythorpe, Will Scarlet of Februs fame and of course the Godfather of spanking the legendary George Harrison Marks. No doubt all of these gents and more are having a whale of a time and causing havoc at that great spanking party in the sky.
I have been in the adult (spanking) industry for many years and have upset a great deal of people in my time but to be honest I don't give a fucking shit. First there was those arseholes on www.britishspanking.com who thought it was acceptable to let their users scan and post complete the latest copy of Kane for free on their shitty website and to post images that had been stolen from the www.kane-magazine.com with impunity. These arseholes by ripping off Kane Magazine gradually with their blatant piracy nailed Kane's coffin lid closed. Are you happy now creeps? Then there is all the arseholes on the www.vinage-erotica-forum.com who stole, scanned magazines, images and videos. The likes of DebsEddy and the rest of the thieving scum. Now there's the www.spanking-board.com where all these arseholes have moved to and where they post complete scans of magazines such as Janus and Februs, but thankfully the guys at Janus are on the ball and as soon as links are posted to complete magazine scans they are removed. There are many thieving toads on www.spanking-board.com who steal and most many spanking producers material such though these days I am watching out for all of us apart from the Real Spanking material as for that I couldn't give a shit! I hope the following people are proud of themselves for causing many friends of mine to shut up shop. These idiots can't see further than their nose as it won't be long before and because of their actions there is no new spanking material. It should of course be noted that spanking and violent whipping is legal in some parts of the world and some day a producer will sue the pants off them, making them have to sell their home and possessions to pay financial compensation and when that day comes I will wet my pants with laughter. So here's thanks to the thieving scum on www.spanking-board.com
Mr Cane - VIP thief
Tartan - Full Member
Ang140 -Full Member
pygophilous1 - Newbie
bholluk - Newbie
westpier - VIP thief - Who doesn't for some reason believe I can act on behalf of GHM enterprises IE Kane
Then there's that wonderful place called tumblr owned by yahoo who are happy to let all and sundry posy copyright images. Well I've new for people on there like portaspank. I've decided to call it a day making money in the adult industry and make my money elsewhere but now I have plenty of time to come after you thieving bastards and will be spending my free time issuing DMCA's wherever I find GHM (Kane) or my material. I'm not interested in Janus or anyone else's content as that is their look out but I do have many friends who are quite happy to be informed of piracy of their material one being Spanking server and The Spanking Machine. So it's time for you arseholes to watch your backs. Happy days cretins.
No doubt these arseholes will start crying and bleating and propose a boycott of each and everyone of my website but hey, you tight fuckers never spent a bean anyway cause you steal other peoples material wherever you can so it's no big deal tight wads!
I feel that I am constantly going on about PayPal but it seems to be deserved on their part. I just don't get how that can close all of my accounts, hang on to my money for up to 180 days in case someone files a complaint, which has never happened in the past and still send me emails asking for ''feedback'', ''tell us how we're doing'' and piss me off even more. Well I shall tell you here. Your service is shit, your customer relations is shit and soon you will like many other companies who treat their customers like shit, will soon no longer exist. I now have a new payment proccessor who are amazing, cheaper than PayPal and far superior and they don't hang on to your money for ever and a day. These nice people I have recommended to all my friends and shall keep on doing so. Bye bye Paypal.
NO MORE SPANKING
Today I've virtually erased of of my website because of the new legislation that came into effect on 1/12/14, The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC). I realise that this is aimed at video on demand but I'd rather err on the side of caution therefore I have closed all of my spanking websites and removed all of the images of spanking from this one. End of...
Being an East End boy I've always had a fascination about the Kray Twins and have read as much about them as possible. Although I don't condone violence in any form I've always felt that both Reggie and Ronnie were treated unfairly by the powers that be. I agree that it's wrong to kill another human being but the punishment should fit the crime and if life for murder means life full stop then so be it but treat each and every murderer the same. It galls me when I see those that murder innocent people given parole when Reggie and Ronnie remained inside until their dying day. I also find it morally wrong for people like Bobby Teale who was quite happy to live the gangster lifestyle and reap the rewards that came with it and then make money by selling and writing books boasting how they brought the Krays down. One of the books I read ''Reg Kray - A Man Apart'' was written by his wife Roberta Kray who also writes crime fiction. I wont go into details how this came about but this morning a signed copy of Roberta's new novel ''No Mercy'' dropped trough my letter box and now has pride of place on my book shelf. Thank you Roberta.
You can follow Roberta Kray on Facebook by clicking here
PAYPAL - THINKING OF USING THEM? THINK AGAIN!
PayPal restricted, in effect closed my account for selling adult magazines on my own website. This impacted on my business and I feel rather put out to say the least that they had the audacity to send me an email asking me to complete a customer satisfaction survey as I'm sure they know the answer. PayPal also restricted my wife's account for taking payment for a copy of Playboy magazine on eBay (I had previously asked eBay if such magazines were permitted and was told they were!) PayPal's action surprises me as there are thousands of listings for Playboy and similar men's magazines on eBay, some much stronger than Playboy. These magazines are permitted to be listed on eBay yet PayPal see fit to restrict accounts for taking payment. My wife's account has been reinstated but only after her signing PayPal's affidavit. Due to PayPal restricting our accounts our eBay accounts were closed so PayPal have removed another source of our income.
Since having our PayPal accounts closed I have signed up with another provider who are quite happy to accept payment for the items I sell though sadly we are no longer able to use eBay for selling as we have been banned - C'est la Vie.
There is a saying that nothing is forever and the way PayPal and eBay treat their customers it wont be too long until they join the ranks of failed businesses.
NOTHING IS FOREVER
This week has been quite awful as PayPal have closed my partner and my accounts for using them to process payments for what they consider sexually orientated material (a few spanking magazines). Paypal also closed my wife's account when we sold a copy of Playboy magazine on eBay saying again that payment for material of an adult sexual nature is not permitted. Excuse me! There are thousands of men's (adult) magazines on eBay at the moment such as Fiesta, Mayfair, Whitehouse and the like and these ARE permitted so long as the cover does not show naughty bits like female nipples, aureole or genitals. eBay also make taking PayPal as a form of payment compulsory so you now have the situation whereby you are permitted to sell Playboy on eBay, you have to accept PayPal as a form of payment but when you are paid for the item your account is limited and then closed.
Over the past few years many retailers have gone to the wall, the most recent being Phones4U. Comet vanished last year if I'm not mistaken and a few years ago Woolies (Woolworth) closed. Both eBay and PayPal remind me of Gerald Ratner who owned a chain of jewellers and who stupidly stated that his merchandise was crap. I'm sure most who purchased his wares knew it was crap as you can't expect 24 caret gold for a fiver, but confirming it is crap is suicidal. The way that eBay and PayPal treat their customers it won't I'm sure before they join this not so exclusive club of business that have closed and I for one wont be shedding any tears.
THE SPANKING MACHINE
Over the years there has been much said about spanking machines, mechanical devices that would administer a long and painful punishment if the form of spanking, caning and whipping to a soft feminine backside. If you google Spanking Machines you will find many drawings and illustrations and you will also come across a website called TheSpankingMachine that uses a modern day machine to make the bare bottom of many a pretty girl nice and red and no doubt very sore indeed. The thought of a pretty girl bending bare bottomed over a whipping trestle waiting for and then being caned by a mechanical contraption certainly makes me rise to the occasion. The spanking machine certainly does what it says on the tin as the cane and whip marks it leaves in it's wake are quite amazing and must certainly leave the precipitant quite sore for quite some time. Ah the thought of these well caned pretty girls unable to sit surely warms the cockles of my heart. Mind you, it's not only bare bottoms that get flogged by this devilish contraption it is also used to administer painful pussy whippings as well.
Recently I've had cause to interact with the owners Diseno Media and very pleasant people they are though like me they become rather pissed off when they find the complete videos posted for free on spanking forums. Like me they will seek financial recompense from those who feel it's fine to steal material that others have paid to create, depriving them of revenue that is their living. Pirates and thieves be warned!
As many of you who read my blog and follow me on twitter will know I have a rather strong liking of Red Heads and one of my favourites is Red-XXX who can be found on twitter @red_mistress
I had been hoping to meet this glamorous woman for quite some time so you can imagine my delight when I received a text message from her saying that she would be in London on the 31st and that we could meet late in the afternoon. We arranged to meet in Londonís West End after a day of shopping, me for Christmas presents for my family and Red for shoes and bags (now thereís a surprise). Shopping done and feeling in need to take the weight off my feet, I headed to Oxford Circus where after much texting we had decided to meet. Knowing that part on London well I headed for Argyle Street, home of the London Palladium and in to the Argyle where thankfully I found an unoccupied table, where with a pint of Spitfire I parked myself and waited.
When Red finally arrived I was quite taken aback as she looked more gorgeous in the flesh than in her many pictures that I have seen on the internet and on her website www.red-xxx.com Ė After ordering her a large glass of white wine we sat and talked about our interest in BDSM, the fetish scene our love of vintage retro fashion and much more. Something else that we both have in common is being of a dominant persuasion.
Thank you Red for a wonderful day and itís true what they say it certainly does take a redheaded woman...
Mistress Meena has given me a mention in her blog and very flattering it is too which makes a change as generally when I am given a mention it tends to be an irate blogger who is spouting hate. If you'd like to read what my Mistress friend has written about me click here. Although I consider this elegant woman as that is what she is I have no doubt that she is quite strict and demanding with her submissives, slaves, and bitches (sic) as the pictures on her website and twitter show which just goes to prove that sometimes the camera does indeed lie as she may look like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth it surely would as the pictures below show. This mean lady wouldn't hesitate in restraining a slave in bondage and giving his naked arse a though caning and beating with her wicked spiked paddle. In fact, if she is feeling extremely wicked she might even order you on your knees and have you submit to anal training and leave you helpess while your arse is mercilessly rogered with her fucking machine that has a huge cock attached while she sips her darjeeling and puts her dainty feet up for an hour or two leaving you having your tight arse fucked sore until you beg for mercy!
Elegant Mistress Meena Mistress Meena
The above image is courtesy and © copyright Mistress Meena 2014
Today I finally met Mistress Meena a gorgeous woman I have been corresponding with on twitter and it was a real pleasure to be in her company. We met at Cafe de Pierre just a short distance from London's Green Park where over drinks we discussed and shared our thoughts, likes and a few secrets which I have no intention of divulging here or anywhere else, of our BDSM life-styles. I have, over the years, met many Mistresses, some good some not so good and a select few who have an aurora of elegance and class. Mistress Meena certainly is one of the select as she is elegent and has much class. She reminded me of a Governess, a strict woman who must be obeyed and one who will not take any nonsense from not just submissives but from anyone. I found it hard to image this most attractive woman punishing a man with a severe caning or whipping though listening to her say how much she enjoyed inflicting pain and being worshipped I have no doubt that she can indeed leave a client quite marked and sore. Unlike some, Mistress Meena doesn't offer any sexual services or favours and that, in my opinion is how it should be as if that is what a client expects from a Mistress they are not truly submissive and their needs would be far better catered for by a cheap hooker.
Thank you for a most enjoyable afternoon Ms Meena.
If you're not following Mistress Meena on twitter you should be. You can find her twitter feed here @Mistress_Meena and her website here MistressMeena.co.uk
BAD DAY AT CAT ROCK
The title of today's post must surely give the game away that I like Tom and Jerry cartoons. Well cat rock doesn't come into the equation though it has been a really bad day. Whilst moving a glass CD storage rack I managed to drop it on my toe (as you do). To say it was heavy is an understatement as the bloody thing must weigh at least 50 KGs and now my foot is black and blue. If I'd been spanking a girl's bare arse and her bum cheeks became as black and blue as my foot is I would be well pleased with my handiwork.
One of my pet hates is waiting patiently in a queue to be served when another checkout is opened and yes, you've guessed it, the person who has joined the back of the queue gets served first! I'm not the sort of person to sit back and take such things lightly though there are many times when I wish I was but as I'm not I let all and sundry know that I thought this was just plain wrong. I'm sure oneday I shall bite off more than I can chew and get a good kicking, in fact that has already happened though it was many years ago but I will never let myself be walked over or shat upon without saying what I think of the toads who think they can walk all over you. Sort it out Wickies!
As those of you who read my blog will know this Sunday I am meeting Mistress Meena from Bristol in London's West End for dinner and drinks and I am certailny looking forward to what I am sure will be an interesting afternoon's conversation.
I have mentioned many Mistressess in my blog but it's quite rare when the compliment is returned so I was surprised when I was mentioned in hers. I've always maintained that the world, the web and of course twitter is full of women who consider themselves ''Mistressess'' by virtue of the fact that they refer to submissive males as paypigs, worthless male sluts along with other demeaning and rather crude descriptions. I'm not stating that submissive males and slaves shouldn't be treated in such a manner but there is far more to being a dom/domme than this. In my opinion a true Mistress is not only demanding but also elegant and erutite, one who knows exactly how to treat not only her submissives but those of others and most certainly one who gives respect to others. These women who consider themselves ''Mistressess'' surely know nothing about the ''Life-style'' and are purely seeking to make some easy money for doing absolutely nothing.
You can read what Mistress Meena's has said about me in her blog by clicking here:
you can find Mistress Meena on twitter here @Mistress_Meena and her website here MistressMeena.co.uk Mistress Meena
FINALLY AN UPDATE
It's more than two weeks since I've updated my blog their has been much going on not only in my life but also in the world so there is plenty for me to write about.
Today I decided that as I had a little free time this morning I should update my blog and that I am doing, though when I looked at my website I noticed that yet again through no fault of mine many links had corrupted! It's not the first time this has happened and quite frankly it's being to piss me off as you would expect as once I find a corrupt link I have to check the rest of the sites pages to see if any, how many more there are and there is usually plenty.
SO CALLED FRIENDS
Recently I shared an item on my Facebook page, an item that was supposidly perpetrated by the BNP who were stating that it's wrong that you cannot go in to a public place such as a bank wearing a balaclava but you can if you're wearing a burka or hijab that completely completely hides your face. For the record I do not support or condone the BNP but on this occasion they, in my opinion, have a case. A person whom I have known for over ten years saw this post, messaged me about how they couldn't be seen to have a friend who supports the BNP and promptly removed me as a friend. I would have thought that the person who has known me for such a period would certainly know that I do not have any truck with the BNP. I find it astonishing that a a person of their intelligence would not realise the point.
As those of you who read my blog will probably already know on the28th of this month I have a meeting with Mistress Meena somewhere in the more classy part of London's West End. As this is our first meeting I wasn't sure what to wear, should I go smart, all dressed up likes a a dog's dinner or should I wear my usual worn but very comfortable black jeans and t-shirt? Rather than get it completely wrong like the only person who thought the party was was fancy dress and came as Ronald MacDonald I thought I'd ask. The reply I got I found quite amusing as she said ''A butt plug Female Dominationand gimp hood would be good to begin with,''. Ha! As Mistress Meena and I have been exchanging messages on twitter and she knows I am not of the submissive persuassion I knew this was a wind-up and had a good chuckle. However, I do know of some Mistressess who would actually mean that, Mistressess, who think that every male should be subserviant and who are compeletely up their own arse! I respect and admire Mistressess who treat others with respect and those that save their demanding ways to their own slaves and submissives and those who other dominants have agreed that they may use as they seem fit. Such is the life-style of a slave/sub. Those who don't respect others who are not involved in the life-style (the vanilla's) and those who are dominant I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. Get a grip women, you're not the be all and end all of the universe!
Not me Mistress Meena!
If you'd like to follow Mistress Meena you can find her twitter here @Mistress_Meena and her website here MistressMeena.co.uk
MORE EBAY RIP OFF MERCHANTS
I know it may seem sad to some but I really enjoy watching the old sit-coms, shows like Steptoe & Son, Goodnight Sweetheart, Only Fools And Horses and On The Buses. Although these are forever being shown I enjoy being able to watch them on DVD at my leisure, if and when I'm in the mood. Two weeks ago on eBay I won a box set of Steptoe & Son that the seller had listed in in ''like New'' condition and had listed it with a stock photo not one of the item which should only be used when listing a ''new'' item. When it arrived it was nothing like ''Llike new'' in fact I would have described it as acceptable as the DVD's outer box sleeve was badly damaged. If only I could name and shame the seller on here but sadly that is against eBay's terms and conditions so that is not possible though I do know of a better form of retribution like sending Mistress Meena to pay him a visit and thoroughly thrash his bare cheating arse but sadly that isn't possible either, but the thought of it happening makes me feel much better.
BANK HOLIDAY BLUES
When I used to work 9-5 like everyone else I used to look forward to the long bank holiday weekends. Thankfully I'm no longer in that situation as I work for myself when and if I feel like it which is good as after last weekend's pissy cold weather and monsoons I would have been well pissed off. Those who are still working for the man have my sympathy.
EBAY RIP OFF MERCHANTS
One of my favourite sit coms is Steptoe And Son (you diiiirty old man). Recently I came across the complete series on DVD in HMV but as always the price was sky high so I thought I'd take a peek on eBay. Sure enough I found many for sale but again the price was ridiculously high for both new and used copies. My misses told me that I'd be better off getting it direct from the BBC shop which I pooh poohed telling her not to be so daft. However today I did just that and low and behold it was just
£18.99 with free P&P, far cheaper than any on eBay or Amazon. I'm waiting for the ''I told you so!''. Don't you just hate it when that happens!
One of my pet hates is drivers who cut you up and force their way into a queue of traffic especially when because of these toads you find yourself getting closer to the back of the queue rather than the front. There are a few hot spots for this close to where I live and it is a real pain as the roads are bad enough as it is. Today's toadicus arseholious is a B&Q driver who thought nothing of driving to the front of the queue, stopping in the fast moving traffic of the main road causing a hazard while he slowly pushed his way in. So here you are mister B&Q selfish git, this is for you.
Right: Cut up by a B&Q van
VINTAGE SPANKING MAGAZINES
Who would have thought back in the eighties that some spanking magazines would become quite rare and collectable, especially Blushes, Uniform Girls and Dear Blushes. Some issues of these are as scarce as rocking horse poop. Yesterday I was contacted by a lovely lady who has many of these collectable magazines in as new condition and many of them are still shrink wrapped. Below is a list of what is Have. If you're interested in purchasing any of these please click on the relevant title: BLUSHES, DEAR BLUSHES, UNIFORM GIRLS. They aren't cheap though as they cost me an arm and a leg.
58, 60, 63, 66, 67, 68, 70, 71, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 82
41, 54, 55, 56, 59, 62, 64
39, 40, 41, 42
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY SAFFRON
Wishing my gorgeous dominant friend Lady Saffron a very happy birthday. I hope you have a wonderful day and are pampered no end. Mwah xoxox
RUMPUS IN COSTCO
It's not often I lose my rag but when it happens you really don't want to be around. I like to think that I'm a reasonable person and there are many times when I really should say something but can't be bothered and let the matter slip. Today however I did speak up. If you shop at Costco you will know how big the queues can be, in fact sometimes you spend far longer queueing than you do shopping. My wife was next in line when some obnoxious old hag pushed her way to the front of the queue and began placing her shopping on the conveyour belt. As she had just a few items my wife shrugged it off but I had a feeling she was not to happy. Then it happened. The old bat called to a man who bypassed the mega queue and who had a shopping trolley loaded to the hilt and he began unloading it and placing his goods with hers. I Asked politely, what the fuck he thought he was doing. The woman (I use the term loosely) said he was with her. The other's in the queue were well pissed off with this couple but kept their thoughts to themselves not wanting to make a scene but I'm not like that and told them what I thought of them. The checkout girl called a manager over to sort out the fuss and he asked what the problem was so I told him. Do you think it's correct that someone brings two items to the checkout queue then lets her husband do the shopping and then bring a mountain of shopping to the front of the queue like this couple? The old hag butted in... He's not my husband; he's my chauffuer. Well lah de fucking dah misses. That makes it all right then does it?
Under normal circumstances I would say that the queue jumping woman was in need of a spanking but on this occasion that's the last thing I would want to do with such an obnoxious and ugly self-centred woman.
If anyone is interested this happened today at approximately noon at Costco Watford and if you shop there watch out for this queue jumping old bag and her chauffuer.
GREEDY BASTARD COUNCILS
Some of my lady friends are very greedy and there is none greedier than @TheGoddessGreed but if you want to worship a good looking woman and spend your hard earned cash on her that's your choice. When it comes to owning a car there are many expenses that you have to suffer like road tax and insurance, that's if you want to be on the right side of plod. To combat commuters who park in the side roads all day our nice council, Brent, introduced residents only parking and charged a nominal fee to cover the cost. However, the price of parking outside your own house has rocketed as you would expect and now it's daylight robbery.
Like many of my neighbours I've cleared the front of my house and driveway so I can now park off road and don't have to pay the ridiculous price of a resident's parking permit so Brent council have lost out for being greedy bastards and trying to rip the locals off. Not only that the road outside my house is becoming dirt track like what you would find in a jungle as weeds are everywhere. It's got to the point where the locals refer to them as the flower bed. So I have to wonder what our council tax is spent on. Oh silly me, it's spent on things like duck houses and new bathrooms for MP's second homes.
No, Big Bertha isn't some big bottomed woman who enjoys having her bare bottom spanked it's a tropical storm that is currently hitting many parts of the UK today and dumping shit loads of rain on us. Today is the London Fetish Fair's monthly get together and I was planning on going along but the weather has dissuaded me from doing that. It may be a short walk from Vauxhall tube station to the location but it's far enough to end up like a drowned rat if the heavens decide to open up. Hopefully I shall get my arse along to the next one in September. Above right: Stephanie takes in the glorious sun prior to shooting the video Red Hot Spanking On A Red Hot Summer's Day
TUMBLR YET AGAIN
Once again tumblr have terminated my account which I find quite strange and most annoying. This time there weren't any links to my website whatsoever and all of the images linked back to my tumblr account so why it was terminated baffles me. However, it wasn't only me who had their account terminated as so did my my friend Miss Shanelle Van D'Yer of Shan Van Media Productions. The strange thing is both of us used only our own © copyright images and this was stated on both of our pages.
There is still many blogs on tumblr that blatantly steal images from websites including pay sites that have the owner's © copyright on them and post them yet tumblr take no action even though their terms and conditions state that you should only post images that belong to you. Many of these bloggers even have the audacity to crop the © copyright logo off the image and edit the image to their own ends and even have the cheek to add their tumblr url on it such as istealcopyrightspankingpictures.tumblr.com - Hopefully the day isn't too far away when a blogger will get sued by a producer of spanking material and be hit with a hefty bill for use of images and when that day comes I shall crack open a bottle of bubbly and drink myself in to a celebratory stupor.
It seems that if you are a good looking woman and have no qualms about getting men to part with their hard earned cash for nothing in return there are many submissive men who will gladly oblige. You only have to search twitter and you will find many of these women who are eager to get as much as they can from you for giving as little as possible in return but if that's what floats your boat... But it surely doesn't float mine. That said I'm not a meanie by any means as my many female friends will confirm in fact I'm quite the opposite and frequently find myself involved in an argument about who is paying the bill. Sometimes I win and sometimes I lose but when I do lose I tend to find cash in the least expected places with a note saying ''Ha ha''. These money grabbing ladies call their providers of cash and gifts ''Pay Pigs'' fair enough, but in my opinion they should take a look in the mirror, a case of the pot calling the kettle black methinks.
One greedy female I have known online for many years, way back when people used MySpace - anyone remember that? Is Goddess Greed. This was the first time I had heard about guys lavishing gifts and money in the form of financial slavery and I was intrigued. I can't understand what there is about lavishing gifts and money on a woman for absolutely nothing in return, I just don't get it, perhaps it makes their willy go hard but mine gets hard thinking of making more money not squandering it. Mind you, if you are that way inclined do yourself a favour and lavish it on a gorgeous creature not some old woofer who thinks that she can abuse you verbally for a few quid just because you're submissive and eager to spend spend spend. And they don't come much better looking than The Goddess Greed.
Above Goddess Greed want's your money!
I'm sure I will never meet Goddess Greed though it would certainly be a pleasure though I'm sure the cost would be far too high for me as I'm not yet a billionaire, but if things go to plan I may well be one day and if that day comes who knows.
If you'd like to see more of Goddess Greed you can follow her on twitter @TheGoddessGreed and I'm sure she's be only too eager to lighten your wallet for you at her website GoddessGreed.com
WW1 the 100th ANNIVERSARY
As we sit around scouring the internet for images of porn let us take a little time out to pay homage to the millions of young men and women who lost their lives in a futile world war. Edwin Starr sang about war (what is is good for? Absolutely nothin' say it again!) though his song was for those caught up in the confict in Vietam. A place where boys of 17 were sent into battle for a cause that wasn't their's. The valiant youth of 1914 who volunteered to go and fight were heroic but they could not have foreseen the horrors that awaited them in the form of trench warfare and horrific gas attacks. War isn't glamourus like the Battle and Commando comics that were popular in the 60s and 70s made it out to be its horrific. Men laying wounded on the battlefield with their entrails hanging out, trying to push them back in, some with limbs blown off or screaming in agony for their mother's and wives. Sadly the world hasn't learned to live in peace as there is fighting in Palestine, Ukraine and many other places. It's the same old story, the only people who suffer are the civilians who just want to get on with their lives. Perhaps if we were to take a few war mongering politicians and put them in the frontline they may think twice about starting the next one but we all know that will never happen.
MORE STRICT WOMEN
I had planned not to do any work today and spend my time reading my book Reg Kray A Man Apart written by his wife Roberta Kray while chilling with a few cold beers, but this is not the case. Through twitter I have made many new friends such as Heather who runs the London Fetish Fair along with a few dominant ladies who have already been mentioned in my diary. Recently, and I have no idea how this came about I have been corresponding with a lady called Mistress Meena who as a person is respectful and pleasant, (not that I expect her to be that way with her slaves or submissives). It always annoys me when I come across a so called Mistress who thinks that every male she comes across should serve her and pander to her every whim. Thankfully Mistress Meena isn't one of them as if she was I wouldn't be writing this, I'd be doing what I planned, reading my book. Although Mistress Meena is based in Bristol she is coming to London at the end of September and we have plans to meet for dinner, drinks or at least coffee and muffins depending on our schedules. This I am looking forward to.
Above right Mistress Meena, you can see more of her on her website MistressMeena.co.uk and follow her on twitter @Mistress_Meena
GUIDE FOR BLOGGERS
Bloggers are welcome to my images but only when giving proper credit, that means linking the picture to the page you found it on my website), no altering of the pictures and especially no cropping out my logo / © copyright / web address and no use on blogs that are in any way commercial, for example through affiliate links.
The do not alter rule also applies to bloggers who give proper credit. I know that some prefer pictures without website logos but unfortunately those get reposted without giving proper credit very quickly.
Due to the attitude of Tumblr who are forever terminating the accounts of those who post only their own © copyright images the above statement does not apply to tumblr blogs meaning images may not under any circumstances be posted.
If you do not abide by what I have stated or you post an image I own the © copryright to you can expect to receive a DMCA takedown request to be issued and an invoice from my lawyer for use of the image plus his fee
A LAZY WEEKEND
It's said that too much work and not enough play makes Jack a dull boy. I feel that recently I have been working much too hard so this weekend I decided to take a break. Yesterday was spent reading Reggie Kray's book A Way Of Life and that I shall continue with today. Yesterday evening was spent with my family at London's South Bank which if you haven't been there in the evening is quite amazing; it's just one big party. The youngsters went on the skyride which is far too scary for me so while they were having their fun I spent my time at the revolving bar. I also spent some time at the rifle range and came away with two soft toys, a rather large cow and a larger white lion much to the annoyance of the stall holder.
This week is going to be a busy one for me so I'm not sure when the next gallery will be added though I have begun working on it. This will be a Femme Domme gallery of Sam Johnson as Mistress Samantha giving a good bare bottom caning to John Rundell. John plays the part of a perverted school teacher who was caught by the headmistress looking up the girls' skirts.
For all the lovers of schoolgirl spanking (grown up ones of course) I've added a free spanking gallery of the first scene of the video of the same name. This features Sally Cavendar as the newly appointed and very strict head girl and Sam Johnson and Georgina Springthorpe as two hapless schoolgirls who get their bare bottom spanked strapped and caned for arriving late to a class Sally was put in charge of. You can see all the pictures by clicking here
EBAY SCAMMER THE OUTCOME
As Imentioned some days ago my wife and I sell DVDs on eBay that we have watched and no longer want to keep. We sell these for a quid as buy it now as all we really want to do is get shot of them. Sometimes we are given a DVD as a gift and sometimes it is something we're not interested in so we sell them as new. Recently we sold a DVD that was still shrink wrapped. The buyer rasied a claim against us saying that it was not as described. I can only assume a claim was raised because I sent her a copy of the proof of postage certificate when the item was posted and she felt she couldn't clain it wasn't received. eBay in their infinite wisdom closed the case in her favour and gave her a refund but they also found I wasn't at fault and didn't take the money from me. When I queried this with eBay's customer service they told me that as the item was low value they resolve issues this way to keep the buyer happy. I bet the bloody buyer is happy! Perhaps I should start being devious and do the same though somehow I wouldn't be able to sleep at night unlike some.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (THE MOVIE)
As if it wasn't bad enough being bombarded with Fifty Shades Of Grey (the book) everywhere you turned now we have to suffer the movie (thanks to a friend of mine who posted a link to the trailer on her facebook page). Women across the land are wetting their panties and the thought of being dominated by Christian Grey. Oh really! I'm sure that if you asked these women to actually do these things for real as in real BDSM play they would run a mile. It's a life-style girlies, something I doubt you could ever understand.
A PUNISHING VIEW
When I scripted the video the main character was based on my local estate agent who at the time was rather chuffed that it had been based on him. I've just added a free spanking gallery of all the stills taken at this video shoot and you can see them by clicking here.
Right: Estate agent Mr. Kramer played by Nick Baker gives Katie Wilkins played by Brandi Bailey a good spanking for stealing a bottle of her favourite tipple while viewing a property.
WHAT A SCORCHER
It's been far too hot today so rather than do the things I should be doing such as raising invoices and paying HMRC I decided to take my misses to the South Bank of the River Thames and have plenty of beer and ice cream. It's surprising how much the banks of the rive have changed. Whan I was a lad it was all derelict wharfs and warehouses; today as you will probably know it is very up market with much going on, much to see and much to eat and drink. One particular young and very talented young lady (busker) caught my eye, Charlotte. Mainly because she was very talented and was singing one of my favourite Fleetwood Mac songs, Everywhere while accompanying herself of accoustic guitar. Well worth the the few quid that I put in her collection box. If I have any complaint about today it has to be directed at McDonalds whose McFlurries that my wife and I had could have passed for milk shakes. Other than that a good day was had by all.
On a tangent, listening to Spotify while updating my website T'Pau's Secret Garden came on. I have tweeted the gorgeous redhead @caroledecker asking if it can be renamed The Secret Beer Garden for the day due to the heat as that's where I'd like to be. The lovely Carol has since favourited my tweet, one reason I like her as she is not like some celebs who are up themselves. She is also very hot but that's another story.
SQUATTER'S RIGHTS - THE HOME COMING
I've added a new free spanking gallery the first part of Squatter's Rights featuring Nick Baker and Barbara Carlise how incidentally was a contestant in a TV game show featuring Keith Chegwin and several other contestants completely naked. As we wanted new bare bottoms for this video we used an agency for the first time. The agency sent us some photos and Barbara looked right for teh part and was hired though when she arrived she was shocked as she had no idea that she was booked for a spanking video and that she was expected to be spanked for real. Thankfully she was a real sport and took the spanking and caning of her bare bottom very well even though she had never been spanked before. Though I understand her husband was none to pleased when he saw the state of her arse.
R.I.P DORA BRYAN
Sadly Dora Byran passed way today. I've enjoyed and laughed at her many performances in the Carry On films such as Carry On Cabbie, Matron, Camping and Teacher where she split her tight PE shorts when she bent over and many more. Thank you for the laughs Dora may you rest in peace though I'm sure you are having a right old Carry On in that big film studio in the sky.
MISTRESS TERESA MAY
More pictures of Mistress Teresa May punishing her slaves in her London Dungeon have been added to the free gallery. Don't you wish it was you she was punishing, just like her slave Steve Bickers.
BLOGGING © COPYRIGHT PICTURES
Over the past few days there has been much spoken about regarding pictures being taken from websites and scanned from magazies such as Janus and posted by bloggers on social networking sites such as tumblr. I'm sure those posting these pictures didn't realise they were violating the copright of others by posting a few images here and there but the crux of the matter is they were. You legally can only post images that belong to you, that you took or created. Posting a few of your favourite spanking pictures or spanking models may not seem like a big deal and at the end of the day most producers of spanking content and publishers of spanking magazines would probably turn a blind eye, which my friends at Janus did. It was only when complete photo sequences were scanned and posted in their entirity did people start to feel agrieved. It's not easy seeing material that you spent money on being posted for free. The cost of a spanking shoot is rather expensive. Most spanking models want an arm and a leg to do do a shoot especially if it involves being spanked for real, and why shouldn't they. Then there's the location and the cost of a photographer if you're not taking the pictures yourself. The cost of publishing a magazine isn't cheap go and ask your local printer what it will cost you for a few thousand A4 size magazines to be printed on decent paper then there's the cost of paying someone to edit it and someone to do the layout. If you want a few colour pages the cost goes through the roof. Then there's distribution costs. Back in the day when spanking magazines were regularly published retailers would generally only take them on a sale or return basis. So you can see things don't come cheap. People like Janus have every right to sell their wares in digital format and if the world and it's mother scans and posts entire sections or complete magazines and post them on social networking sites they're not going to sell much. I'm sure if the latest novel by James Patterson was scanned and posted for free you'd soon get a call from his publishing house along with a huge bill for copyright infringement. So why should spanking magazines and spanking material be treated differently?
Today I spoke with the owner of Janus who informed me that they are adding guidelines for bloggers on their website to combat what has become a thorn not only in their side but in the saide of many in the spanking industry and whan that happens I shall post links to it.
MISTRESS TERESA MAY'S DUNGEON
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to visit Mistress Teresa May in her W1 London dungeon now you can. Today I've added a free gallery showing this strict and dominant femme fatale punishing her slaves and how they worship the very ground she walks on. You can also see just what devious and painful devices she has in store to make you suffer and squirm in torment.
Like most people I would rather solve issues amicably without confrontation and it's always good when the person who you have issues with is of the same opinion as it makes life so much easier and pleasant so hat's off to you sir.
REAP WHAT YOU SOW
If you post hateful messages on a blogging site such as poems wishing someone dead and implying they should put a plastic bag over their head can you be surprised when they don't come dancing to you with a gift of cup cakes but act towards you with venom.
RESPECTING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY
In this digital age it's all too easy to use other people's interlectual property either intentionally or unintentionally though you can get bitten in the bum if you do either. Images on the web belong to someone, they created it and own the rights to it. Likewise publishers of magazines own the right to the content as does the photographer who took the published photographs. When a photograph is taken the copyright imediately goes to the photographer who in turn can grant license for usage so if you don't have license you shouldn't use it for any purpose whether commercial or not. I can understand people who like to share their passion for spanking with others and post their favourite spanking pictures and if this is the case I'm sure most people would turn a blind eye. However, if you take the mickey and scan complete articles from magazines and post them on a blogging site I see no reason why you would expect that to be acceptable and the publisher of whatever magazine to get the rats and come after you with a vengence. Likewise if you use an image of someone elses and crop off their copyright logo. There are many companies who pay to have their copyright images policed and if you get caught using them then you are in for a big surprise and hefty bill. Try using Getty images for free and see where that gets you.
Regarding the use of images on blogs taken from spanking magazines my thoughts and comments are purely mine; publishers of magazines may take a different view which is their perogative and act and issue a DMCA take down request for each and every image which is their right or that of the photographer.
I would like it known that tumblr have on file documentation confirming that I am authorized to issue DMCA take down notices for any that I issue.
A TRAGEDY FOR THE WORLD
Like the rest of the world I was horrified when I saw on the news that a Malaysian airliner had been downed. Apart from the tragic loss of life of those on board and the families who's lives have been devastated by the loss of a loved one this is a tragedy for the whole human race. It's events like this that lead to world wars and as we all know the next one will be of the nuclear kind and will sure wipe out all life on our planet. Also on the news I saw Israel had sent in ground forces to, in the works of their spokesman, eradicate Palestinian holes. I can understand that Israelis are unhappy about missiles and rockets being lauched at their cities but if Israel wasn't occupying Palestine and making settlements for it's own people and Palestine was pure Palestinian there would be no need for them to do so.
On a brighter note: two new free spanking galleries of Brigella have been added 'Maid Full Of Tears' and 'Another Painful Lesson'
MORE BLOODY NONCES
Yesterday I was quite dismayed when I saw that the CPA (Child Protection Agency) had arrested 660 suspected paedophiles. Obviously I wasn't dismayed because these people had been caught as that is cause for celebration but dismayed at how many nonces there are. I just don't understand how someone can find looking at children being abused and exploted a turn on. I hope that those nasty creeps who spend their time scouring the web for images of children being abused and downloading them and who haven't yet been snared by the authorities are shitting bricks.
MAID FOR PLEASURE GALLERY
A gallery containing all the stills taken while shooting the video Maid For Pleasure that features the gorgeous Lesley Sey as the personal maid of the bastard Earl Of Greythope's nephew being spanked strapped and caned by her devious master has been added to my free spanking galleries. Though there is a sting in the tail and if you have been lucky enough to watch the video you will know what I mean.
Another of my tumblr accounts has been terminated today, not that is was unexpected. Look guys, let's get one thing straight. Your blogging site is crap and the way you manage it is atrocious. It doesn't bother me for a minute that you delete my accounts on a daily basis. I only user your site to send tweets to a good networking site which is twitter otherwise I wouldn't give a rat's arse about your shitty site and certainly wouldn't use it.
Like lots of people my wife and I sell our unwanted odds and sods on eBay, not so much for the money though that is nice but mainly to declutter. We sell many DVDs on there that we have watched and no longer wish to keep usually for just £1 as a but it now. We do our best to be good and responsible eBayers. Sadly there are many scammers about who think nothing of trying to cheat you out of the few pennies that you get after paying extortionate eBay seller fees and PayPal (which you have to take) charges. Recently I sold a copy of DOOM, sent the buyer a proof of postage certificate to show that the item had been posted to the correct address hopefully prevent the usual cry of I didn't receive my item I want my money back. Yes the buyer did receive the DVD but said it didn't play. How strange as it played on my DVD player fine. Giving the buyer the benefit of the doubt I issued a refund and blocked the buyer from making further purchases from me. This morning I received another claim from a buyer claiming that a DVD was not as described. The DVD was brand new, shrinked wrapped and the details of it were taken from eBay using their option of searching using the ean number. Wondering if I had made a mistake I looked carefully at the listing, all was in order with no mistakes, nothing misleading so I cannot understand how the buyer has the audacity to raise a not as described claim. I have no intention of giving this person a refund off by own back and have high hopes that under the circumstances eBay will rule in my favour as I cannot see any reason why they wont. No doubt I'll post the outcome next week sometime. Incedentally, both of these buyers were female and both I'm sure could do with having their bottom bared for a dozen stokes of stinging rattan which may put them off making false claims in future
GOING FOR THE ONE
Tumblr have already deleted the new account that I made this morning but hey, I made a new one already. I wonder how long this will last of if I will get a hat trick. Oh to be a rich man cause if I was legal proceedings would be started. I wonder if a no win no fee lawyer will take my case for me.
NEW HARRISON MARKS KANE GALLERY
Today I've added a new spanking gallery to celebrate the late George Harrison Marks founder of Kane spanking magazine and the legendary Kane videos. All of the images are used with the kind permission of my long time friend Ms Harrison Marks and GHM Enterprises. I shall be posting pictures from the Kane videos that I scripted, some of my favourite Kane pictures and many vintage spanking pictures from the early days of Kane. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Ms Harrison Marks for her kindness in letting me use these images.
OOPS THEY DID IT AGAIN
Today the toads at tumblr terminated yet another of my accounts which was something I expected. So let me see, it's alright for big time losers like spankport who has probably never spanked a cute feminine bare bottom in his life and in fact could do with having his own arse spanked to steal pictures from here there and everywhere and post them on his blog including images that are clearly marked with copyright info; but it seems it's not alright to promote your own site. How strange. I do hope that one day the European courts get tough with tumblr (owned by Yahoo incidentally) like they have with Google and the other file sharing sites that ISPs such as BT and Sky are legally obliged to block access to because of copyright infringement. If that day ever comes I'm sure I shall wet my self laughing.
Today is my wedding anniversary and tonight I shall be celebrating the fact by treating my family to dinner this evening. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my beautiful wife for many years of pure happiness.
Today the toads at tumblr terminated another of my accounts which was something I expected. So let me see, it's alright for losers like spankport who has probably never spanked a bare bottom in his life in fact could do with having his own arse spanked to steal pictures from here there and everywhere and post them on his blog including images that are clearly marked with copyright info; but it's not alright to promote your own site. How strange. I do hope that one day the European courts get tough with tumblr (owned by Yahoo incidentally) like they have with Google and the other file sharing sites that ISPs such as BT and Sky are legally obliged to block access to because of copyright infringement. If that day ever comes I'm sure I shall wet my self laughing.
Like the majority of the country I have been spending my evenings watching the world cup and I was more than surprised to see Brazil get spanked 7-1 by Germany. My late cousin David was born in Brazil so that is who I was rooting for though it was quite hilarious seeing the hosts suffer such a humiliation. I'm also rather pleased that the traitorous Robin Van Perse will not be picking up a winners or even a runners up medal.
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
Yesterday my daughter became engaged and her fiance put a rather large rock on her finger to show her marital status. I guess it's time for me to go and treat myself to a new whistle and flute and prepare my speech. This wedding will be one of the best ever for sure.
BUSINESS IS BOOMING
Contrary to what some think business is booming in the world of magazine sales and hopefully it's going to get better as I have a source who has copies of vintage Janus, Blushes, Uniform Girls and many other vintage spanking magazines in what can only be described as brand new condition as they have been kept in plastic covers. If there is a particular magazine thay you are seeking and would like to know if it's available please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
FREE SPANKING GALLERY UPDATED
My free spanking gallery is updated with lots of spanking pictures including Jean Bradley getting her bare bottom strapped hard by Steve Bickers, headgirl Sam Johnson caning a schoolgirl's bare bottom, ERTachel Lloys getting her bare arse paddled by Miss Teresa May, red hot lesbian spanking with Sally and Stephanie and headmistress Teresa May caning bad boy's on their bare bottom
Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with people as it beggars belief how now nasty people can be even wishing death up on you. The reason for their spiteful venom is brought on because they have DMCA take down requests issued against them when they use other people's images without consent. I have no qualms about upsetting these losers as I know many people who have ceased producing spanking material and publishing spanking magazines because of the vast amount of image theft and scanning of magazines. Perhaps these losers should take a look here and understand that they cannot use other peoples material for free and that they can find themselves being sued for copyright infringement.
SUCH IS LIFE
Today and I'm sure much to the delight of some my tumbr account was terminated. C'est la Vie. Of course, it's not the end of the world and if I'm honest I was spending far too much time on there anyway when I should be doing other things. No doubt someone reported me for using tumblr for promotion purposes which is what I was doing. I'm sure there will be celebrations and much jumping for joy because I have been banned. However, you don't need a tumblr account to view it so that I can do and I can still find and issue DMCA takedown requests when I find my images being used so all is not lost and that I shall do when I'm feeling bored or vindictive. Nothing is forever though it was fun while it lasted. Now I can spend my time doing things that earn me pennies and leave tumblr to the losers who have nothing better to do with their lives.
THE POLICE HAVE BEEN INFORMED
Over the past few days there has been some rather unpleasantless going on which has left me no option but to involve the boys in blue who are now investigating the matter. Hopefully they will soon be knocking on someone's door.
ROLF THE PERV
Today another celebrity nonce got his just desserts. Rolf Harris who sang about two little boys and tying a kangaroo down was sentenced to five years nine months as a guest of her majesty though you can bet your last Rolo that he will be out much sooner than that. The only good thing about this is knowing that there will be some big boys who will love to get hold of his middle leg and his didgeridoo. Sweet dreams Rolfie baby.
USE OF COPYRIGHT IMAGES
There's been much debate on tumblr regarding the posting of pictures, those that are scanned from magazines and those that are found on the web and which bloggers feel are fair game to be used as they are surely public domain. I've always been of the opinion that if a picture isn't yours you have absolutely no right to use it as it belongs to someone else. Many spanking member's websites such as the Kane website have shut up shop because of the high volume of image theft. My website, this one, is not a member's site and I began it to share my photos with others and for free. However, it does rile me when I find images that have had my logo cropped off and used elsewhere. I'm sure if you were in my position you'd feel the same.
Recently I came upon an article from a blogger who innocently found themselves sued for posting an image she found on google. She was issued with a DMCA takedown notice which she complied with, she was also in her own words upset that she had used someone's image illegally but she had no understanding of how copyright works and had just done the same as many others had. Now she understands that ignorance of the law is no defence.
I have no desire to been seen as getting on my high horse with this post I just wanted to inform others who have the same misunderstanding of how copyright works and have no desire to be the target of litigation whether it be for a spanking picture, their favourite pop star actress or a celeb who is in the news such as Rolf Harris is today.
Because of this I have removed all images from my website that I used in non spanking articles such as the Stuart Hall investigation so I know for sure that I will not get an email with an invoice attached for use of an image that I don't really need.
Click here to read the article regarding the use of copyright material
Today was the service for my nephew David L. at a S.E. London crematorium. David sadly passed away aged just fifty leaving behind a wife, four children and three grand children. Whatever world he has moved on to he is with his brother Bryan and his son Michael and no doubt they are making mischief together. RIP guys.
HARRISON MARKS KANE IMAGES
My dear friend Ms Harrison Marks has kindly given me licence to use images that are © copyright Kane now GHM Enterprises and for that I give my thanks. The late George Harrison Marks was a good friend of mine and it would have been a shame if his legacy of spanking pictures were to end up all over the web uncredited as the Kane website no longer exists. I am grateful to Ms Harrison Marks for her generosity in permitting me to use these images ensuring the name Harrison Marks and Kane is not forgotten.
1) Nick Baker and Sara in A Fare Deal
2) Sam Johnson in part one of Three Punishing Tales (The Car Boot Sale Bargain)
3) Lorraine Ansel and Zoe-Rose in Squatter's Rights
Although I have had the pleasure of spanking and caning many a female bottom it's always a pleasure to take a new young lady across me knees for a good old fashioned spanking and having her touch her toes so that her bare cheeks can be striped with a devilish rattan cane. Today I received such an offer but sadly the lady in question is in the USA so unless she gets her backside over here it isn't going to happen. I'm also hoping to coerce this lady in to sending me a picture of her bottom so I can see (and so can all of you) what the target looks like. And if she can't make it well all I can say is it's going to have to be you @HeatheryDoune
It's not often, in fact it doesn't happen that someone takes the time to leave a message in my guest book but a nice lady by the name of Jadelyn has done just that. She says that she really likes my website and spanking pictures, especially those of Jean who she would love to be spanked by. Normally I would be rather jealous of the fact that a lady would want to be spanked by Jean and not me but as Jadelyn lives across the pond in the USA I can't see either of use getting our hands on her bottom and giving it a good hard spanking.
HOW TO KILL SOMEONE
Yesterday while taking a walk to my local high street I spotted many blue flashing lights. As I got closer I realised that the blue lights were from many police cars. I also noticed that the road had been cordened off and that a car was crunched up against the roadside pedestrian safety railings. However that was not all. The car had hit a cyclist and the poor man had been crushed between the front of the car and the railings. I asked one of the policeman if the he had been badly injured but my instinct was that he would have been as an air ambulance isn't called out for minor bruises. The policeman replied that it was quite bad and he wasn't sure if he would survive. I have my fingers crossed in the hope that he does.
It has always surprised me that this particular road doesn't have any speed humps as it is quite a wide road in a very built up area. The speed limit is 30 MPH but people travel down it at far higher speeds, frequently on the their mobile phones talking and unbeliveably texting. A recipe for disaster and yesterday it happened. I'm not saying that the driver in this instance was doing either, it may be that he didn't see the cyclist and either hit him without realising or that he lost control of the car when he did see him though I'm sure the police will find out what did happen. As a motorist I don't use my phone for any reason when I'm behind the wheel nor do I drink and drive, nor do I speed. I have no wish to portray myself as a goody two shoes but all of the things I've mentioned are unacceptable.
THE WORLD CUP
As it was expected the England team are as the song goes ''coming home'' not managing to qualify for the knock out stages and getting just one point. Ah well, it could have been worse, not much worse but it could have been nil points just like the Eurovision song contest. Mind you, the amount of dodgy decisions I have seen given and penalties not given like the poor Iranian team when they played Uruguay. The Suaruez ''Jaws'' incident and a host of others does nothing to reinforce that some officials just may be a little corrupt (allegedly).
Today I saw on twitter what this perverted man had allegedly done to corpses. If what I read is true it beggars belief and his depravity.
FATHER'S DAY AND OUR SAD LOSS
Sunday June 15th as father's day and as usual the day started with breakfast in bed followed by the opening of cards and gifts from my son and two beautiful daughters. Sadly the happiness wasn't to last long as my wife took a phone call and passed me the phone with tears in her eyes saying it's your sister-in-law. My immediate thought was that my 90 year old mother had passed away but it wasn't it was my nephew who has finally secumbed to cancer late Saturday afternoon. My brother had already had one of his sons taken from him, a handsome young man in his twenties. My nephew was fifty, still far too young to be taken from us. The only good thing is that D. is no longer suffering any pain. R.I.P D.L.
PLEASURE AND PAIN
It was back in 1987 when I first heard the captivating voice of Carol Decker the front woman of T'Pau. I drove my wife and her cousin who was staying with us for a couple of years crazy as I constantly played the album Bridge Of Spies on my car cassette with China In Your Hand and Thank You For Goodbye being my favourite tracks. On my final day with one particular company I left with China In Your Hand (Reprise) playing as I drove out of the works gates. We all have a particular taste in women and I have strong liking for redheads as many of my friends know and they don't come hotter than this particular one. The reason for me mentioning Carol on my blog is that T'Pau are currently touring to promote their new album which is called Pleasure And Pain. As Bruce Springsteen sang ''It takes a redheaded woman...'' You should know the rest. If you want tickets for this tour it might be an idea to follow @caroldecker on twitter or check out her website www.tpau.co.uk where you will recieve lots of info.
I often wonder what happend to Princess Anna my Poison Girl and guess what... She wasn't a redhead!
FREE GALLERY UPDATED
FREE Spanking GalleryThe free gallery has been updated with lots of hot pictures including Stephanie who gets her bum caned by Steve Bickers in the garded on a Red Hot Summer's Day
6th JUNE 1944 D DAY
Today marks the 70th anniversary of the D. Day landings, an event that would greatly contribute to ending WW2. As you go about your daily routine today spare a thought for the young men and women who not only lost their lives but went through a living nightmare seeing and suffering a living hell. The suffering of immense pain, losing limbs and having their insides ripped out. It's easy to take the life you and I have for granted. Youngsters complain if they don't have the latest hi tech gadget or designer trainers. These days food is plentiful the supermarkets are full of every conceivable food. We have widescreen TV's mobile phones cars and almost everything we could wish for. My late father was involved in D. Day albiet as a young man of a mere 17 years of age. He was in the navy. He told me what it was like to be waiting around knowing what was to come. Thankfully he was on a ship and didn't have to face the horror of those who were assaulting the beaches.
Today we are part of the European community. Unelected politicians dictate to us from Brussels. I am old enough to remember the debates about whether the UK should join the common market as it was then known and as a platform for commerce it seemed a good idea. However it that has now changed and we are slowly losing our identity and becoming part of the United States of Europe. Is this what our fathers and forefathers fought for. I think not!
If you read this, please take some time and try putting yourself in the place of those involved in the D. Day landings and realise the horrors that would have been waiting for you. Spare a thought for those who suffered and those who died and count your blessings that you weren't there. Give thanks and much respect to those who made the ultimate sacrifice for the freedom we take for granted today.
PAULA MEADOWS SPANKED
It's more than ten years ago that I purchased my first copy of Februs that was edited by Paula Meadows. Februs number one came shrink wrapped as it came with a free cassette tape on which Paula speaks about spanking and not only that the lady gets a spanking herself. Oh what a delight it was to hear the sound of spanks being administered to her bare bottom. I was lucky in the fact as this wonderful lady signed the cover of my tape, something that I truly treasure. I would have thought that new copies of Februs number one complete with the tape were as rare as rocking horse shit but no, today I came across a batch of them and I am selling on my vintage spanking magazine website. I have a limited amount of these so if you want one you'd better be quick. Click here to buy your copy before they've all gone and you are left disappointed.
It's been a while but I've decided to create another account on tumblr to share some of my spanking and other pictures. I've mentioned on my blog that I have no objection to people reblogging and sharing them so long as my copyright logo isn't removed along with the links to this website. Sadly there are still arseholes out there who abuse this, in fact one arsehole who goes by the name of Alex thinks it's fine to flip images, photo-shop them so that the subject of the image is totally different. This is just not on. The image in question is this one which is of Brigella being spanked by Miss Foxxx. Tumblr have been contacted and a DMCA takedown request issued and the image has now been removed. Flagrant breach of copyright in this manner will result in a DMCA takedown request being issued to the poster not just on tumblr I will take the same action against any website. It should also be noted that I do employ the service of a copyright solicitor who is based in London and a very good one at that. As I previously mentioned, I have no objection to my images being reposted so long as the copyright logo isn't removed and they link back to this site and I don't think this is too much to ask. If you can't play fair and you use my images to your own end I will find you and I will have my solicitor take out a court order against the site the images have been posted on instructing them to hand over your IP address and through that they will find you and seek punitive compensation for the use of the images. All things considered, there isn't any reason you can't play fair, is there!
On the 17th May my daughter and I went to the O2Indigo to Belinda Carlisle's concert. Although my daughter isn't a fan of Belinda's as I am she came along with me and what a wonderful night we had. Although we had been to the main O2 arena to see Kylie and Girls Aloud this was our first time at the indigo and to be honest it was much better than the arena. The view was much better as we were quite close to the stage and we were quite close to the bar. The only down side was that we had a complete muppet who was absolutely huge dancing in the isle, this obese woman didn't block our view but the sight of her bouncing around was most distracting and it was quite tempting to record it on my phone but as I didn't fancy getting arrested I gave it a miss.
Although I have seen Belinda before my best memory is of the intimate concert at the Pigalle Club in London's Piccadilly as we had a table directly in front of the stage and when I say close to the stage I mean close it was amazing. I also managed to get Belinda to sign my ticket as she left the stage.
Heaven surely is a place on earth.
UP THE GOONERS
Isn't it bloody typical that the day of Belinda's concert also happened to be the day of the Captal One cup in which Arsenal were playing some team, who was it now? Oh yes, Hull. Thankfully my wonderful daughter came to my rescue and invited me to watch the match at hers with her husband. Sounded good to me. Not only that she cooked a wonder roast lamb dinner and dessert of chocolate ice cream and strawberries. Pure heaven!. What a wonderful day, shame every day can't be the same.
Today convicted nonce Stuart Hall had his sentence doubled to thirty months for abusing underage girls. One word sums up my thoughts. Good! It's a shame he was only given thirty months as if I'm not mistaken he will only serve half and can serve two months on a tag meaning that this nasty man will be back amongst us in just thirteen months and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he was released earlier. The good news is that neither inmates or screws like nonces so I'm quite confident that he wont enjoy his stay in HM's hotel.
Talking of nonces, all seems quiet on the ''alleged'' nonce Rolf Harris front. The recent batch of prosecutions of celebrities who I used to watch on television when I was young makes me feel quite bad, not for them of course but for me as I feel I am slowly being robbed of some of my childhood. I used to enjoy ''It's a Knock Out'' and family get togethers always seemed to include singing along to Rolf Harris' Court of King Caractacus with my uncle Ray trying his best to accompany our howling with his annoying stylophone. Somehow he never got it right and always made it sound like a bee farting! My friend Sandy used to mime to ''I've Lost My Mummy''. Happy days. Who would have thought then that those we used to look forward to seeing would turn out to be the things that nightmares are made of and turn outto be the bogey man we were all afraid of.
SPANKING GALLERY UPDATE
I've added more pictures to the spanking gallery including many pictures of Teresa May as a strict headmistress who spanks and canes naughty schoolgirls and her lazy maid, Ms Harrison Marks of Kane spanking magazine delivering some hard spanks to her maid Helen with of course the help of Kane's resident spanker Steve Bickers, plus some pictures of the lovely Lorraine Ansel who surely has no modesty as she exposes all her charms.
Like many peopleI flog my old odds and sods on eBay to try and earn a few extra pennies. Yesterday I was quite stunned when I was was watching Sky news to see a report stating that eBay had been hacked and advising people to change their passwords. So why haven't eBay sent me and other users a message informing us about this security breach? Why have I and others had to learn about this from the media. Not only that it now transpires that this happened some weeks back. Wouldn't it be nice if they had had the decency to spill the beans as soon as they had realised what had happened. perhaps it's a case of not really caring about their users; perhaps they have more important things to do like trawl my accounts to see if I'm selling a copy of Janus or Kane or some other piece of what they consider ''Adult'' material so they can give me a warning for violating their ambiguous adult policies. How strange that eBay.com has a section dedicated to flogging adult material but not one on eBay.co.uk - Though saying that I'd rather not sell spanking magazines on eBay as I'd like to sell them for a little more than 99p and then pay their extortionate seller charges, a percentage of the postal charge and another charge for accepting PayPal even though it's compulsory to accept it.
FREE SPANKING GALLERY UPDATED
I've added more pictures to the spanking gallery including many pictures of Brigella who it seems is still quite popular getting her bare bottom spanked and caned by Steve Bickers, Hamish, Morgan, Marc and Ms Harrison Marks of Kane spanking magazine. Brigella also administers a caning to her lazy maid Rebekah Jordan's rather plump bare buttocks
YES SIR, NO MADAM
Last night I was watching the press review on Sky News and I was amazed by one of the stories. It seems that it's now deemed discriminative for a male teacher to be addressed as ''sir'' when a female teacher is addressed as ''miss''. It appears that some female teachers are whinning because Mr. teacher is called sir and they aren't addressed as ''Madam''. When I was at school some many moons ago a teacher was lucky if he was called sir as our rebelious thoughts were that you're only entitled to be called ''Sir'' if you've been knighted. Of course, I realise that calling a teacher sir is polite and a mark of respect which is something we are taught and if we felt a teacher deserved to be called sir that he would be called. Teachers that we didn't like or didn't earn our respect were usually called something else like bastard or wanker! Female teachers we always addressed as ''miss'' or ''Mrs'' even the deputy head (headmistress) we addressed as Mrs Jones as woebetide us if we didn't. I don't recall any female teacher complain, whine or even ask to be addressed as madam, marm or maam, if they had it wouldn't have happened and we would have just wet our pants laughing. Strange days!
Left: Headmistress Teresa May, one headmistress it's to your advantage to address respectfully.
A WOMAN AND A MAN
On the 17th of the month I have tickets to see Belinda Carlisle at the O2 Indgo and shall be going with one of my beautiful daughters. Today, while watching the football on Sky Sports I decided to listen to some music on my Spotify and enjoy a few shots (understatement) of eighteen year old Glenfiddich. Listening to Belinda Carlisle who is one of my favourite singers and who I have had the opportunity to touch (our hands met while she signed my ticket at the Pigalle club in Piccadilly), yes I know it's sad, my thoughts returned to her songs that for me held many memories. I won't go into intimate details though for me they cannot be erased. Songs like A Woman And A Man now haunt me as the meaning for me is real, it happened. Fool For Love, it happened. So many of Belinda's songs haunt me, Remember September - In To Deep! FFS I sure was, but the haunting is good as it serves to remind me that the grass isn't greener on the other side it's just different. Which brings me to a song by Joni Mitchell that I now love and used to hate Big Yellow Taxi, (you don't know what you've got till it''s gone). Thankfully I didn't lose what I had and I can truly say Whatever It Takes I will be there by your side, anywhere. Which is especially true for one of my daughters, the other is Up The Junction while my wife will always be my Brown Eyed Girl. Put up a parking lot!
GUILTY AS CHARGED
Max Clifford was today sentenced to eight years as a guest of her majesty after being convicted of indecent assault of young girls. It will be interesting to see how much of this sentence is carried out and how many ''privileges'' Mr. Clifford will receive. I'm quite sure he will serve his time in a low security prison not a tough one like Wormwood Scrubbs.
REPRESENTING JANUS OR RATHER NOT AS IS THE CASE
For all the silly buggers out there I'd like to make known that contrary to popular belief I do not represent Janus in any form or on any issue and I do not claim to represent them. In this industry everyone knows everyone else and the owner of Janus is no exception and that is as far as it goes.
Updated 19th July
As with all things in life situations change and Janus and I have a mutual agreement which is our business.
MAX CLIFFORD GUILTY AS CHARGED
Today Max Clifford was found guilty of eight counts of indecent assault and will be sentenced on Friday. I find it quite incredible that many high profile celebrities are being charged with such offences. Max Clifford though is one of few to be convicted of his crimes. It will be interesting to see what his punishment will be and if he gets sent down. My how the mighty fall.
CELEBRATIONS AND SADNESS
Today is a happy day for me as it is my daughter's birthday. It seems like only yesterday that she was born but she is now a grown woman and a beautiful one at that and as a father I couldn't wish for more.
Yesterday I saw a newsflash stating that Peaches Geldof had died at the age of twenty-five. My heart goes out to her father Bob, his and her family. No parent should suffer the pain of out living a child. My brother buried one of his sons many years back and to say the funeral was painful and heart wrenching is an understatement. It is said that only the good die young. Bob Geldof spent much of his life organising charitable projects to assist the starving of this world. Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time. It's not right that this altruistic man should have his daughter taken from him. R.I.P Peaches Geldof. My thoughts and sympathy are with you Sir Bob Geldof.
ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
There's good news on the manky Fromage front. I wasn't going to tell my daughter how bad my experience was at 22 Wellington Street the Fromage champagne and cheese cafe but eventually I did as I couldn't bear the thought of her paying out her hard earned money on something that was so crap. This birthday treat of hers was purchased through Amazon Local. This morning she contacted Amazon and explained the situation. As always Amazon were helpful and sympathetic and gave her a full refund which I feel was quite deserved. And there's more good news! What would I like as a replacement birthday gift? she asked. Well a bottle of fifteen year old Glenfiddich wouldn't go amiss, I replied. You can collect it Saturday when you see me she replied. What a wonderful daughter I have. And I'm sure I shall enjoy it much more than some manky fromage and warm champagne.
MOANS AND GROANS
Yesterday it was pointed out to me by one of my twitter followers that a link to the gallery, Debbie Gets The Slipper was corrupt and he was getting a cannot find page. This I checked and fixed. This morning I thought it might be an idea to check the site for other corrupt links and to my dismay I found many. I hasten to add that this is a fault with the site's online editor and that it is not me being a dick head. For some reason when the site is updated and published it has a habitof leaving () in the html link code which shouldn't be there and this is the cause of pages not found. It seems no matter how many times I correct this or edit the site and completely log out as the hosting company have advised it doesn't solve the problem. This situation is a real pain and I often wonder if it's actually worth updating the site as each time I do I find myself spending ages checking links to see if they have corrupted. Today I fixed many links to my free galleries only to republish the site and find they were still corrupt so I had to correct them yet again. Hopefully, all is well now but for how long god knows. What really annoys me about this is it makes my site look un professional. I do realise that it's not a professional website but it's good enough for me and does what I need (when links don't corrupt).
CHAMPANGE, CHEESE AND A RIP OFF
Last Friday I spent the day with my son and what a wonderful day it was too. First stop was a breakfast of eggs benedict and a latte in Cafť Pierre a stones throw from Green Park tube station and next door to The Whisky shop. Breakfast was delightful and I thoroughly recommend it. Our next port of call was the whisky shop where we were able to sample the delights of both single and blended malt whiskies (for free). The staff there were very friendly and knowledgeable and explained why some whiskies were vastly expensive. Needless to say I couldn't take my son there without treating him to a bottle. I also treated myself to a bottle of 15 year old Glenfiddich that is 61 percent proof.
There was two reasons for our day out, one was I had promised to take him for breakfast and the whisky shop before, the other was that I had received a gift of a Champange and Cheese afternoon from on of my beloved daughters for my birthday. After taking a stroll through Soho we eventually ended up in covent garden, looking for number 22 Wellington Street where the Fromage champagne and cheese cafe was located. When we saw it we were both shocked and even more so when we entered. What a dump! The location was pokey, cramped and if I hadn't received the gift I wouldn't have set foot in the place. my son and I managed to take a seat at a table that looked like it has been salvaged from a scrap yard. Eventually we were served a glass of bubbly each and after the walk we had taken it was quite welcome. We did wonder if that was all we were going to get but sometime later a cake stand arrived with various types of cheese and small nibbles of bread that looked as if it was made some weeks ago and looked as far from appertising as you could imagine.
Not being one to worry if I cause offence by walking out of anywhere I asked my son if he fancied going for a steak. "For sure", was his reply. So we up and left the manky "Fromage" and ended up in Smollenski's in The Stand. Heaven. A bottle of bubbly, rib and steak. The meal was marvellous as was the location and the service received. No more manky Fromage for me.
This is there website http://www.frenchbubbles.co.uk/ it might be worth taking a look at tripadvisor.co.uk to see what others think but my opionion is avoid the place like the plague!
Today a message was left on my guest book saying a girl I worked with on many occasions illness had taken a turn for the worse. This saddend me as I have lots of memories of her. As I no longer have contact with her I can only post my well wishes here and hope that if she sees them she understands they are for her.
Last week I bought eighty copies of Janus from a trader at Kempton Park Antiques Fair and to say they weren't a bargain is an understatement as the price was quite high. Looking through the magazines that I purchased I was delighted to see some real classic issues, and some of my favourite photo stories. I felt like I had been reunited with some long lost friends. Janus 22 for instance with the Punishment ballet, this has been my all time favourite as there are some delicious red stripes of the cane on bare bottoms and thighs. Quite painful I would image. There was a copy of issue 48 with Nurse Claire Brierly and number 39 which featured Mr. Jardine in a schoolgirl photo sequence again with some very good colour photos of red striped and welted cheeks. Issue 40 though was a real surprise as this is the first original copy I have seen and I was delighted to see that it contained Paula Meadows in The Punishment Series. Paula must have really suffered for her art as the amount of welts on her bare bottom, back and front of thighs are quite severe. Oh to have been the lucky man administering the punishment.
LUCY BAILEY GETS CANED
One of the perks of editing Kane was having the opportunity to spank and cane many gorgeous girls on their bare bottom. One who left a lasting impression on me was the lovely Lucy Bailey. These days Lucy is purely dominant and has a wicked website TheEnglishMansion for those who enjoy female domination so I feel quite lucky to have spanked and caned this beautiful woman as I cannot imagine she will ever receive a good thrashing whether it be a hand spanking, strapping or bare bottom caning with a swishy rattan. If you want to see how Lucy was caned over her tight pencil skirt and on her bare bottom click here and follow the link to the FREE gallery.
I've also added a FREE gallery of the school bully Debbie getting the slipper after being caught using her position as a prefect to give the new girls a slippering, something that she really enjoys doing as she loves making them take down their knickers then spanking them hard with the slipper until their bum really glows. Click here and follow the link for the FREE gallery.
Yesterday I sold an original copy of Janus and before I sent it to the buyer I coldn't resist taking a nostalgic look through it especially the readers' letters pages. I must admit that this wasn't one of my favourite issues as I the photo-story didn't appeal to me at all. Don't ask why. I didn't buy a copy when it came out due to my then fiances, my first copy if this issue came from a market stall at Harlow market many years back from a man who dealt in second hand books and magazines and on occasions had a few spanking and porn ones. When I was younger I used to swap my Commando magazines there for Parade which then was really soft porn but in those days that was enough for me especially as I've always been a bottom man and those weren't censored. When I got home and looked through this magazine I was well cheesed of as the centre colour pages had been removed. Bastard! Looking through the copy second copy that I had acquired that was complete and which I had just sold I came upon a photo in the readers' letters section and wow, this picture I do remember and I remember it very well. The photo was credited to Janus reader Mr. Jardine, and it certainly rocked my boat. In fact, I'd go as far to say that this is my number one readers' photo of all time. sadly there was no accompanying letter published with it so I can only imagine and fantasise about what was going on. Such a shame. If anyone knows the story behind the picture I would really love to know.
A reader's photo from Mr. Jardine in Janus 37
NO WORK TODAY
As I'm sure you know today isn't a public holiday so why am I not working? I shall tell you. After yesterday's escapade caused by the jobsworth bitch at Harlow council I've spent the majority of the day on the phone calling all and sundry to try and resolve this issue. Thankfully the Essex fire department have been most helpful and tomorrow I have a meeting with with one of their officers who is going to look into the so called problem that the woman at Harlow council has raised so that will three days that no real work will have taken place. I'm sure many of you who read my blog will have come across jobsworths whose purpose in life is no other than to cause as much grief as possible so here's a picture of Master Kain demonstrating just how to deal with them. Calls cost £153 per minute
BLOODY BITCH JOBSWORTH
Today as I began work, yes I do work albeit from home, I had a call from my mum's care worker.
Before I continue my rant at this bitch of a jobsworth who works at Harlow council and who shall remain nameless I'd like to point out that my mum is 89 and has been a widow for more years than I care to remember. My late father fought for his country, this country when he should have been enjoying his youthful days not dodging bullets and bombs. This nameless jobsworth who probably wasn't even born when my father was alive is causing my mum serious grief. My thoughts are to rant and rave and explain in detail exactly what the issue is that has caused this grief but I'm sure that would only fan the flames so that, for the time being at least, I've omitted. When tackled about the issue that my 89 year old mum has caused and a little compassion and compromise asked for her reply is of course...''It's not down to me I only write the letters and send them out''. Really! Well if that is your purpose in life it may be worth you learning some communication skills as the rudely worded letter my mum received could have been written by a five year old, in fact they would have communicated far better. It's such a shame that the TV programme That's Life is no longer aired as this obnoxious woman would surely be first in line for the infamous Jobs Worth award.
On a brighter note. I've added a home page to the site that contains no nudity or anything naughty apart from the masthead image so people can's stumble upon images they might object to without having to nose around.
SPANKED BY HER STRICT AUNT
Today I have added a new gallery Spanked By Her Strict Aunt that features Josie Harrison Marks as the strict aunt and Jay as the neice. The plot is Jay had come visiting and was quite bratty which resulted in her having her bottom bared and spanked. After her spanking and when she thought her aunt wasn't looking show poked out her tongue. Silly girl. She should have known her aunt would see at that she would be in even more trouble and she was, as her aunt did see and the hapless girl was sent to fetch the cane which she dreaded.
I should add that although Jay is submissive and is quite often spanked she truly does hate being caned which is why we just had to include a real caning in the shoot. Aren't we wicked!
Click here to see all 100+ photos of Jay being punished, click here to download a PDF of the story as it appeared in Kane 83
A VANILLA DAY
Life isn't all about spanking and caning young ladies on their bare bottom as much as I'd like it to be. There are times, like today where everyday run of the mill things need to be done such as shopping for essentials such as food. Like most people I drive to the supermarket so I wasn't too pleased when I was cut up by white van man with lots of unsecured hanging out the back of his van which I'm sure is quite illegal.
Now I'm all for eating but I'd prefer not to have to shop for it and for sure I don't like shopping for carpets but that's what today consisted of. So as you can see today has been boring, just like vanilla. The good news is that it's Friday and the weekend cometh which means it's a good excuse to get hold of an eighteen year old (bottle of whiskey that is) and pour myself a long one, not that I need any excuse. To celebrate this I'd like to say cheers and of course ''bottoms up'' just like Yvonne's is for a good strapping from our friend Eddie.
JANUS VINTAGE SPANKING
Yesterday I came across some copies of a Janus Correspondence Special which brought back memories of my spanking youth. Back in the 70s I used to work in London's Oxford Street very close to Wardour Street which is close to Soho which at the time was a hive of sex shops including the Janus shop which was then secreted in Greens Court. In those days the windows were filled with copies of Janus and many other spanking magazines of the day such as Sting and London Life. Entering the shop was like being in paradise as it was brimming with spanking magazines. As I was on a limited budget it was difficult to choose which to buy and which to leave for another day. I usually spent more than I could afford as I feared that some I decided to leave for another day might sell out. If asked to name my favourite photostory I would be hard pressed as there were so many, Wardens End, The Gym Lesson and Professor (what was his name) who also ended up getting his bare ane scrawny arse striped
by a girl with a wicked crook-handled cane
In the number series of Janus there were so many exciting photo sequences that I began a subscription as I didn't want to run the risk of missing any issues. There was the Wedding Night, Shoplifter, Punishment PT, The Schoolgirl Special, The disciplinarian and Sweet Music though my all time favourite has to be Punishment Ballet though there are many latter photo stories that tickle my fancy. In those days Janus was published monthly and as soon as it arrived I read it from cover to cover starting with the readers' letters and hoping that there would be some pictures of readers' wives being spanked. The wait for the next issue seemed like an eternity and I feel sorry for those that haven't felt the excitement and eagerness of awaiting the next issue.
Back then I would never have imagined that I would be involved in the world of spanking, appear in a Janus shoot (privilege Plus) to be exact, edit a spanking magazine, photograph spanking sequences and make spanking video but that I did and of course indulge in some spanking myself. I've also met the owner of Janus who is a remarkable person, Paula Meadows who is a remarkable lady and Stephen Sims who used to edit the Privilege magazines and who gave me some very useful tips and advice.
Janus is truly an institution and I hate to think what the spanking world would be like if it had never existed. Recently I was in Old Compton Street and stood outside the famous number 40 where I had spent many days doing the round (those that have visited the Janus shop will know what I mean). Today number 40 is a men's clothes shop and not a very attractive one at that. The Soho that I knew is dead and buried as you can count the sex shops on one hand. A sign of the times? A sign that the internet is taking over our lives and causing business to close and people to lose their jobs. Images of spanking are freely available an the world wide web but nothing beats curling up in bed with a coffee and a magazine.
A BIT OF A CON
I wonder how many people have purchased an erotic book written by a woman and thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm sure many have. There are many real women who write exciting and sensual stories about BDSM, submission and spanking such as the talented Sarah Veitch, Portia Da Costa, Zak Jane Keir and Phillipa Johnson who has a short story in Hot Cheeks. Oh sorry, the latter, Phillipa Johnson doesn't fall into that category because the writer (according to their twitter) is male. I've known for sometime that there is many males writing under feminine nom-de-plumes and I've always felt that this is a bit of a con. A learned friend of mine asked why it should matter who it's written by if you enjoyed reading it. Well it does to me. I can relate this to a stag night I attended some years ago where the groom to be enjoyed a blow job in a local pub given by a sexy stocking clad strippogram dressed as a WPC. When all was said and done he stood at the bar while the strippogram licked her lips clean and announced to all ''That was the best blow job I've ever had''. Ta Rah! The strippogram took off a wig and exposed a huge penis. Seeing this the groom threw up and wanted to beat the crap out of anyone he could lay his hands on which thanks to being rather intoxicated didn't happen. Was it still the best blow job he ever had? Probably not. I rest my case.
A friend of mine tweeted that she wants her future partner to be able to pull her Bunny Ears really tight. Bunny Ears! Now this saying is something new to me so I could only surmise as to what she was referring to and I couldn't have been further off target if I tried. It transpires that what she was referring to is the laces of her corset and there was me thinking it was her... Oh never mind, lets just say I must have a dirty mind.
Today I have added PDF files of Lesley An Invitation which is the interview I did with her and when I spanked and caned her lovely bare bum all afternoon and the Kane interview with Clarissa Armstong
You can download Lesley's interview here and Clarissa's here
ABUSING YOUR POSITION
Over the past few days many celebrities have been in the limelight for the wrong reasons which has been alleged sexual abuse and rape. Many of them have now been to court and have left free men as they were found not guilty. Many of these alleged assaults go back forty or so years and it has been questioned that how can a person remember something that happened so long ago so clearly.
When I was a mere lad of fifteen fresh from school and very naive if not innocent I worked at what was then W. H. Smith and Son Ltd in the record department which was where I wanted to be. The store's manager was a Mr. M***** who was the spitting image of Arthur Lowe of Captain Mainwarring fame. His wife also worked in the store. It was common knowledge that Mr. M. had a nasty habit of fondling the younger males bottoms whenever the chance arose which I know from personal experience was true! Many's the time I was serving a customer when I felt his grubby hands fondling my buttocks and of course it upset me. Not knowing what to do I told my mum what was happening and her reply was just ''Well tell him to stop,''. Very easy to say and do. Well at the time it wasn't as this was forty-three years ago and in those days the manager of a store was god, just as bumptious as Captain Mainwarring was as the bank manager and Captain of his home guard platoon only he is a fictional character. What happened back then I remember vividly which makes me empathize with those who have made allegations against celebrities for events that happened in the seventies. All of this hasn't made me feel like contacting W. H. Smith to claim compensation for what was certainly abuse of position nor has it made me want to go crying to plod to have Mr. M. investigated. Anyway, the dirty old bugger is by now more than likely pushing up the daisies.
Tony and Margaret are a normal couple living in south London who use corporal punishment within their marriage rather than have a bad atmosphere if one of them upsets the other or does something that in their opinion warrants punishment. Being reader's of Kane they contacted the Kane office and invited Josie and myself to pay them a visit and see just how the situation works. I've uploaded a PDF file of the article that appeared in Kane 85 which has many pictures which you can download and read in its entirity by clicking here.
GONE TO POT TOO
Tony and Margaret with their love of spanking wanted to feature in a Kane video and were happy to play the part of the parents: Margaret as KaraJaynes' mum and Tony as Louise's dad. KaraJayne and Louise played the parts of schoolgirls who were caught drinking and experimenting with some lesbian lust whioch ended up with them both being spanked by Margaret who incidentally really enjoyed spanking the errant girls. You can download the complete photostory as a PDF file by clicking here
While sifting through spanking magazines that I am selling I came upon some spanking stories of mine that had been published in Kane, Februs and Privilege Plus. I don't profess to be the worlds best writer in fact I am far from it but since my early efforts I'd like to think that my writing skills have improved. It took me many attempts to get a story published in Februs but my tenacity paid off as it happened. Februs' editor Paula Meadows was quite helpful with her pointers as was the editor of Privelege Plus/Club, who was more than helpful and whose advise I am greatful for. Many of my stories were published in Kane, being the editor for a while helped though the late George Harrison Marks did accept some of my fiction. I also stumbled across a tribute to Kane's founder that was published in Kane 70 as this was the first issue of Kane that I put together on my own. George was sadly in hospital and none of us expected him to come out which sadly he didn't. George passed away the week we received Kane 70 from the printer and he never saw my effort though I have no doubt that whatever it looked like he wouldn't have approved as Kane was his baby and while he was alive always would be. This June it will be 17 years since 'The Guv'nor' left us. Where did the years go. I'm sure George and the late Sir Larry Greythorpe (Larry Barnes) are having a whale of a time on a great spanking platform somewhere in the sky.
Left: our tribute to GHM
On Saturday one of my darling daughters and her family came over for lunch and like all guys her hubby wanted to watch the football. The only match being shown at the time was West Ham Vs Swansea City which was on BT Sports. While watching the game my daughter spotted Eve Vorely sitting next to David Sullivan. In my niavity I asked her if they were related and was surprised to be told they are husband and wife. Many years ago I used to buy men's magazines such as Whitehouse and Playbirds and Eve featured in them many times. Although I've never met Eve and I doubt if I ever will I somehow acquired a photo of the gorgeous lady which she signed to me though I have absolutely no idea how it came about. Jim Capaldi must have known something when he sang ''Eve, there's a woman in your eyes'' Not surpisingly Eve still looks as gorgeous as ever. Thank you Eve.
RAIN RAIN GO AWAY...
come back on another day, is what I remember singing as a child though I used to change it to come back on a washing day that generally earn't me a clip round the ear. At present it seems like it's been raining forever and I'm thinking of investing in an ark. So please rain... will you go away and come back say october.
AMERICAN ENGLISH - BUT WHY?
Can someone please explain why Morrissey's Autobiography is written in American English as Mr. Morrissey is of Irish decent and lived and grew up in Manchester. It niggles me when I read any book that is written in American English as in English English there is no such word as ''Gotten'' and Mr. Morrissey should know that the correct spelling is neighbour not neighbor and centre not center to name a few misspellings. Morrissey and Penguin Books you have the right to reply.
TALKING OF SPELLING
Recently I found some PDF files of old spanking magazines that I had put on my iPad and spent a little time reading some readers' letters. As I began to read I was shocked at how many spelling mistakes there were and if Phoenix reader Miss F. Bryant really did compose the letter then she deserves to be on the wrong end of a spanking for so many mistakes in the first few paragraphs.
Chuked (chucked) Amased (Amazed) Independance (Independence) Neice (Niece) Tow (two) Incesantly (incessantly) Decission (Decison) and finally Paked (Packed)
However, after reading the letter in it's entirity I have a stong feeling that Miss Bryant is probably a Mister. The letter describes in detail her punishment at the age of eighteen by a strict aunt that not only spanks and canes her bare bottom but canes it in the presence of her son and invites him to cop a feel of her well spanked hot bottom. Not only that her cousin also slips his fingers between her parted legs and fingers her intimate parts while her aunt is distracted elsewhere. My thoughts on this is that the letter was written by some sad man who doesn't know what sex he is or more than likey was wanking himself silly while putting his fantasy on paper. It wouldn't surpise me if the writer is one of the sad gits on the many spanking forums and chat rooms pretending to be a teenage girl who loves to be spanked! It's a strange old world.
AMERICAN EXPRESS - THE FINALE
Well it took a while but finally American Express have seen the light and their mistakes and have credited my £100 that the dodgy locksmith tried to rip me off plus more than 100 percent of that amount as a goodwill gesture. I has to be said even though I know it's predictable and cheesy but... American Express... That'll do nicely!
NEW GALLERIES ADDED
The Caned Schoolgirls - Sam and Jane thought it would be a giggle to steal the headmaster's cane
Spanked By Her Flat Mate - Rachel gives flat mate Jane a hard spanking for stealing her yoghurt
Maid For Spanking - Jane gets her bare bottom spanked and caned by a client who has a Maid Fetish
Caned By Headmaster Hooper - Bad girl Jane gets her bare bottom strapped and caned
NEW GALLERIES ADDED
Spanked By Mr Hooper - Jane gets a bare bottom spanking and caning from the headmaster
The Drunken Barmaid - Jane gets her bare bottom spanked and caned by the landlord
The Punished Maid - Rebekah Jordan gets her bare bottom spanked and caned by her mistress
The Partying Daughter - Rebekah gets a spanking from her daddy for staying out all hours partying
Today I've been taking a look at those I follow on twitter and it seems I am following many who I don't have anything in common with. I have a big interest in spanking and the world of fetish and BDSM and even though I'm not submissive I have an interest in Mistresses A) because I have a few who are personal friends and B) because many of them are most attractive. You could argue that there are plenty of attractive women on twitter which is of course very true but girls who just spread their legs wide apart and let it all hang out do nothing for me, I'd much rather follow a Mistress who dresses in fetish wear and those who like me have an interest in vintage and retro style and fashion. This is why I've decided to be more choosy who I follow as I seem to be following many old MILFs who do nothing more than tweet images of their hairy twats and that I'd rather not see.
REVAMPED WEBSITE LAYOUT
Yesterday I decided to change the layout or my website as I had become rather bored with the way it was. As expected it took ages to do and much of the pages needed amending to compensate for the new design. I'm sure I will stumble across much that still needs doing over the next few months but I shall eventually get there unless of course I decide to change the layout once again.
If you're a spanking enthusiast like me looking to replace or treat yourself to some classic spanking magazines I've seen many on Amazon for sale
Like most guys I'm a sucker for a good looking woman especially blondes and redheads because blondes are more fun and it takes a redheaded woman to get a dirty job done. Twitter it seems is a good place to find such ladies though most of the truly good looking ones are Mistresses and it's here that I hasten to add that I'm not submissive, quite the opposite in fact and I have a penchant for submissive women to play with. recently on twitter I came across Mistress Helena (@MistressHell) whose proflie picture caught my eye so I decided to take a look through her pictures and made comment on a few. A while later and to my surprise I received notification that Mistress Helena had followed me so I decided to send her a direct message thanking her for the follow back. In the past when I've done this there have been occasions where I have received an unpleasant message back from a mistress who thinks that every male is submissive and her personal slave letting it be known that the recipricant of the message is considered a pay pig and should immediately cough up some hard earned cash to provide for her needs. You'd think that before sending such a message a true mistress would check the tweeters profile, but no... that's probably to difficult for them which is why they fuck up! This time though I was pleasantly surprised as I received a polite and normal message back which has lead to us striking up a conversation.
I have many friends and acquaintences in the fetish scene and they are all respectful, some dominant, some submissive and some that switch and none would be so arrogant as to be otherwise. Thus some who I consider wannabe mistresses have a lot to learn. That said I am certain that Mistress Helena is quite firm and demanding and from the pictures I've seen certainly knows how to treat a slave and if they deserve punishment God help them.
I have a feeling that I will be writing more about Mistress Helena so keep checking back and you may be in for a surprise. Meanwhile if you have the urge to see more of this strict mistress you can follow her on twitter (@MistressHell) or take a look at her website www.manchestermistresshelena.co.uk
Incidently I don't have a problem with pay pigs or Mistresses who enjoy being lavished with gifts and money as many of those I know will confirm, just don't think you can treay me like one because it will never happen in a squillion years!
The above images are used with the kind permission of Mistress Helena.
It's been quite sometime since my days of editing Kane after the sad passing of it's founder George Harrison-Marks and I often think back to those memorable days. Being a fan of spanking bare feminine bottoms myself I was enthralled at being part of the production team and like many readers of Kane I longed to be at a video shoot. Usually those not acting in the video or working on set are not permitted as the girls, and quite rightly so don't enjoy being ogled just for the hell of it so I was quite lucky to be there. That said I did script the video so I did have input and a little direction while the video was being shot.
It wasn't all about seeing girls getting their bare bottoms spanked and caned, not that it wasn't enjoyable; but as I had put together eight issues of Kane I felt that I should be involved. I guess I had a need to be accepted, be part of a team and a well known lady friend of mine agreed. The video filmed that day was ''Squatter's Rights'' which was my idea. The cast was Lorraine Ansel, Zoe-Rose, Barbara and a couple of lucky guys; one who was pretty much a regular in Kane videos. All the girls were wonderful and watching the film being made I was left in no doubt that Kane videos were truly real; the action wasn't faked as the sounds of the leather strap and thwack of the cane slicing across bare bottoms filled the room as did the girls' yelps and cries. Bare as yet unblemsihed bottoms soon became quite red and striped and no doubt quite sore.
Please note: The above stills from the Kane Video Squatter's Rights were taken by Ponytail Pete and are used with the kind permission of Ms Harrison-Marks
AMERICAN EXPRESS (OH NO THANK YOU SIR)
It has to be said that American Express are totally useless and I wish I'd never signed up for their services. Back in November I needed the lock changed on my fron door and found what I thought was a reputable locksmith via google. How wrong I was. Okay, they changed the lock alright but debited my credit card with an additional one-hundred pounds. Giving them the benefit of doubt after all we all make mistakes, I called them and explained the situation. Thankfully I made sure they left me an invoice. They were very apologetic and said the amount had been keyed in wrongly by the operator (the payment was taken over the phone) and they would issue a refund to by AMEX card. This never happened. Thinking the best thing to do was raise a dispute via AMEX which I did. Now you'd think that American Express, big company that they are would resolve the matter quite easily. Wrong! After uploading a copy of the invoice as they asked they keep sending me letters saying that as I have not responded to their request for documentaition they are closing the dispute.
Since then I've spent ages on the phone to them going through the same old story and explaining all with them saying this time it will be resolved blah blah and the money has been creited to my account. Well it hasn't as today I received another letter saying because I haven't sent them the required info they are closing the dispute. You couln't make it up!
So if you're thinking of getting an American Express card think twice! As no, that won't do nicely!
Yesterday I paid another visit to my dentist to fix a tooth I had broken while eating chocolate on Christmas Day. As I lay back in the dentist's chair waiting for the anaesthetic to kick in so he could drill and poke away I tried to think of nicer times and things that made me happy. For some reason I thought about an article that I had read in Februs which if I'm not mistaken was written by Julie Holmes. The article was about pleasure and pain. For some a fierce paddling or thrashing across their bare buttocks with a swishy cane is a turn on, a real thrill which makes others not into the scene think they enjoy pain full stop but as those who are into the seen will attest this is not the case and stubbing your toe or catching your fingers in the car door doesn't cause immense pleasure. I'm not one for having my buttocks beaten whether covered or bare though I understand where they are coming from. I have no objection to administering a spanking, paddling or severe caning across a pair of bare feminine buttocks and there have been many occasions when I have done just that!
Still trying to think of nice things to take my mind away from what was being done to repair my teeth I began to wonder what the dentist's assisant, a very pretty looking girl would look lke without her white coat, in fact without any top clothes wearing just her underwear, needless to say stockings and heels and this brings me to the next part of today's post...
WHERE ARE THEY NOW
Back in my youth one of the highlights of the month was purchasing the latest edition of Janus and with the thought of nurses and stockings in mind my thoughts wandered back to a Janus shoot (Corrective Medicine) that did indeed featured a sexy nurse, one who had her bare bottom thoroughly caned which appeared in Janus forty-eight and featured a model Janus called Nurse Claire Brierley. This particular shoot is a favourite of mine perhaps it's because it featured a nurse though if I'm honest it probably has more to do with the stripeson her bum. There maybe some sceptics out there who feel the cane marks are faked and that I have no reason to think. Over the years I have met many of the girls who worked for Janus and some have told me, including the lovely Lucy Bailey, that even when the shoot was done and wrapped they touched their toes for a proper caning on the bare. I've even done a shoot for one of Janus' sister magazines and have had the pleasure of striping a gorgeous girls' bare bottom when the shoot was over so I have no doubt that the marks are real.
Reminiscing about this particular issue of Janus I thought I'd dig out the tatty issue that I have and I realise why I enjoyed this issue so much. There were two short stories that I thoroughly enjoyed, The Young Stepmother by Christopher James that dealt with parental punishment and The Cold Cruel World by R. T. Mason the theme being office punishment and I certainly know one office worker who would benefit from being bent over her own desk, her skirts raised, knickers pulled down and her bare bottom given a sound caning. Thirty-six strokes of stinging swishy rattan if I had my way.
Another thing I used to look forward to was when Janus published pictures of readers' wives under going punishment and this issue had a page of colour pictures of Judith of Grimsby being paddled and strapped by her husband M.B.
Janus 48 was published in 1986 twenty eight years ago. Nurse Claire Brierley and spanked wife Judith who not only bared her bottom but also showed of her intimate secrets must be in their mid to late fifties. The issue also featured an interview with Nicola and Priscilla who must be of a similar age.
Did my thinking about nurses, stocking, spanking and spanked wives distract me from the pain of the dentist. You bet it did. Please note all of the images posted are scanned from Janus 48 I did not take any of them.
One of the things that makes me happy is when I get good customer service. Over the Christmas period my cherished Bowers and Wilkins C5 in ear headphones developed a fault and they would suffer a loss of sound. As these were within thetwo year warranty period I contacted them and they asked me to return them for repair. Today however I received a brand spanking new pair of the same from them. This is not the first time I've had hassle free service from them which is why I purchase their merchandise. Other companies such as Toshiba and Hewlett Packard should take note and learn from Bowers and Wilkins as if they gave the same good service I wouldn't have given up on them. I would recommend Bowers and Wilkins to anyone. No spanking necessary!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
It's been quite a while since I've had the time or felt enthusiastic enough to update my blog so I thought it's about ime I made the effort before February arrives.
NEW YEAR RESOLUTION
I hope all of my friends and acquaintances had a wonderful Christmas and New Year. My new year resolution is to Keep Calm And Keep On Spanking! Well the spanking part is the easy part but keeping calm is something else especially when there are so many idiots in the world who would make a saint want to wind one back and let fly albeit verbally and some of the idiots should know better. For example, last night I followed a woman on twitter who tweeted this morning that she had been followed by someone who has a liking of submissive women and to quote ''You've got it wrong mate!' What is it with some people? I don't follow women just because they are submissive. I like to think that I do have some intelligence. I like to keep up with current affairs and follow many people including Piers Morgan and Anna Botting of Sky News but I certainly don't follow them because they are submissive. Keep Calm And Get A Grip Woman!
Left a red hot lady friend of mine who isn't submissive Red Mistress. You can follow both of these strict and dominant women on twitter
Red Mstress @red_mistress
TEN DAYS OF RAIN
Rod Stewart sang about Ten Days Of Rain but with the recent weather perhaps he should remake it and rename it Every Day Of Rain as it hasn't bloody stopped since I can't remember when. If you think that this is a good idea Rodders and it makes you lots of money a couple of tickets to a London gig wouldn't go amiss.
There are many things that I'd like to find in my stocking on Christmas morning though I'm sure that Santa won't be delivering what I want even though I have been a good boy all year so I shall have to make do with a few glasses of vintage port and be content with my dreams.
What I can do for real is wish everyone, especially all the people I've met and the new friends I've made this years a very happy Christmas and a prosperous and healthy New Year.
Hectic days is what mine have been recently, one of my daughers has aged another year and on Sunday 15th December I made my way to the south side of the river for an early morning family get together. Somehow we seem to have a tradition for holding birthday breakfast feast which as usual has caused me to pile on the pounds. Well it is Christmas and it will soon be my birthday so I don't feel guilty at the moment though I'm sure I will curse when I weigh myself.
GRAPES OF WRATH
Today a Mistress I was following on twitter threw a hissy fit all because of a comment I made on a picture of one of her female slave's bottom. Why she should throw her toys out of the pram beggers belief. My thoughts on this are if you don't want jovial remarks made don't post pictures of your slaves' bare arse showing a nasty bunch of haemorrhoids hanging out!
Right: What arrogant wannabe mistresses deserve
REAL FANS AND SUITS
One of my favourite singers is Belinda Carlisle and I have seen her in concert twice so when I saw an advert on Facebook saying she was doing a concert at the o2indigo I bought tickets immediately. Those who use Facebook will know that you can comment on such posts and this one was no different and a comment I saw really riled me. Someone had posted that they had acquired front row seats to this event and this time the true fans would be sat in the front row not standing as they were at the Pigalle club where the seats were taken by ''suits'' and true fans had to stand at the back. Well excuse me! The seats at the Pigalle club were actually tables for those who had paid an extortionate price for a four course meal on top of the ticket price so you knew what you were buying. Also, as I had arrived far earlier than need be I was given the table immediately in front of the stage which was approximately six feet from the stage and gave an amazing view of the lady herself. The reason I paid the ridiculously high price for a table and a meal was because I am a true fan which I left as a comment under mister true fans comment. Who's the true fan now baby!
Today my wife and I went shopping to our local mall and while there decided to pick up a few goodies from the food hall. Not wishing to purchase a carrier bag with the store's name emblazoned on it we decided to use their small free bags. As we packed our wares we were told rather rudely by the cashier ''you're only allowed to use two small bags so put that one back!'', Well I'll be fucked what a tight are store. Merry Christmas Mr. Marks and Mr. Spencer I'm sure you need the cost of a bag more than I do.
GIRLS I HAVE KNOWN AND SPANKED
Over the years I have spanked and caned the bare bottom of many girls though sadly not all is documented with photos. One lady I really did enjoy having over my knees with her bottom bared, much to the annoyance of David S. was Angie who had a really cute bum and was quite gorgeous. I could have spanked her till the cows come home. Not only does Angie enjoy a good spanking she is quite dominant and enjoys caning men. I know for a fact that she is able to cane severely and those who have had the pleasure of having their arse caned by her will confirm.
One of the girls that I do have pictures of me spanking is a young lady, well she was then, is Debbie. One of the shoots she did for Kane was playiny the part of an errant daughter who had received a bad school report and for this was soundly spanked and caned by Ms Harrison-Marks who played the part of her mum.
The second part of the shoot was when her father came home and was informed by his wife about Debbie's bad school report. Now it was dad's turn to give his daughter Debbie a good bare bottom spanking and caning.
There are of course other girls I think would benefit from having their bottoms dealt with by me... If you think you know who they are please send me a postcard with their name on it though there is of course no prize for guessing correctly. To give you a clue ''It all seems a bit fishy to me'', if you know what I mean. Do you know now?
Today is Josie Harrison-Marks and Sue Ellis's who frequently appeared in Kane magazine and the Kane videos birthday and I wish them both a very happy day.
Click here if you'd like to hear Sue Ellis get a damn good spanking and bare bottom caning!
MEET AND GREET
Today I am going to Camden to meet a dark lady and I have a feeling it's going to be very interesting as we have much in common especially a liking for the world of darkness and all that goes with it. It goes to show how the world of Fetish is a community as it seems everyone knows everyone else. Some years back Kane made a video titled Maid For Pleasure which I scripted and directed, the actor, Jonathon, who played the part of the Bastard Earl of Greyshire's nephew iscertainly well known in the fetish world so I was not surprised when the dark lady I am meeting later today said she knew him.
Well my bag is packed and I have much to do before setting off to meet my new friend so I shall love and leave you with a picture of Jonathon, who you may recall seeing on Britain's Got Talent reading Shakespeare while spanking a wench over his knee.
You can see more of Jonathon as the wicked nephew of the Earl of Greyshire by clicking here
When I was young I used to take my old Commando magazines to the magazine stall at the local market and trade them for girlie magazines, namely Parade and Mayfair. In those days these 'girlie' magazines were quite tame and the naughty ladies part was airbrushed smooth so nothing was on display. My mum didn't object to me having these as in her opinion there is nothing dirty about the human body, it's the mind that adds the filth she'd say. I was about nine or ten at the time and my mum was right! There is nothing dirty about the human form; it is all in the mind and mine, as a lad approaching puberty was as dirty as a boy of my age could get.
I didn't just look at the pictures of these naked ladies; I also read the stories and articles (thanks mum for teaching me to read). One of the articles was about a woman who had been kidnapped and was being held underground, probably in a basement room. I don't remember why she was being held captive but I certainly do remember what happened when she tried to escape, she had her nightdress raised and her bare buttocks beaten with a wooden rod. Reading this caused much stirring in my loins and made me quite erect. Another thing I vividly recall after reaching puberty was finding a copy of my dad's adult comic 'Funny Half Hour'. One of the cartoons was of a naked woman who was chained and bent over a whipping stool in a dungeon. The jailers were playing naughts and crosses on her bare behing with branding irons.
I don't know why, perhaps I have always had sadistic tendancies. If I had a pound for every time I snuck into my mum and dads bedroom to sneak a peek at this particular cartoon I would be a very rich man indeed. This happened at the time in my life when things were changing. For example, when doing something that all boys do I ended up in a sticky situation. Tomorrow I am meeting a lady, a dark lady, one who like me has a penchant for the darker things in life. Just saying...
THINGS TO DO LIST
Looking through my things to do list I realised I still need to do a piece on my visit to the London Submissive Babes which I shall endeavour to get round to one of these days. Meanwhile here's a picture of me giving one of the girls, and a rather nice one called Amy a paddling with her own pink paddle. If you'd like some spanking fun with Amy (thoroughly recommended) call and make an appointment now, the number to call is 07725 879 382
Just say Cliff James recommended her.
APATHETIC HOMEBASE STAFF
The past weekend wasn't one of the best I've had in fact it was one I'd rather forget. Saturday our not only did our washing machine decide it was a good time to develop a fault one of our showers also packed up and on top of that on Sunday Arsenal went down 1-0 to Manchester United that's to a goal from our ex captain Robin Van Persie.
Today my wife and I braved the wet and nasty weather and went to our local HOMEBASE looking for a replacement electric shower, we knew what brand we wanted so finding one should have been an easy task. Our local HOMEBASE has bathroom equipment on a mezzanine floor and there we headed. At the time the store was empty, not surprising it being a Monday and raining cats and dogs. Eventually we found a solitary and rather grumpy saleswoman. ''Where are the electric showers?'', I asked. The reply was just three sylables, 'ov-er there.' Brilliant! So informative.
''Over where?'' I asked again.
I could see that this was going nowhere so we decided to find them for ourselves. After we found them and had decided which one we wanted we asked the ever so helpful assistant if she could fetch the one we wanted. Her reply was was just as enthusiastic as her previous as she said we had to write down the number of the item and ask a cashier to fetch it. Not being in the habit of carrying pen and paper with me and none being offered I took a photo of the price label and showed the cashier that. What followed you just couldn't make up. The cashier had no idea what to do and asked a male member of staff to assist her. To say this guy was brain dead is an understatement! Ten minutes later nothing seemed to be happening to we decided rather than waste anymore time in the DIY store from hell we went to the builder's merchant opposite, M.P. Moran where if I had put my thinking head on I would have gone first. Not only were they much cheaper than HOMEBASE the sales guy was really helpful and knowledgeable so we purchased our shower, a decent Triton model at a decent price.
Another thing I find quite amazing is companies like Panasonic who is the manufacturer of our washing machine don't have their helpline staffed at the weekend when that is the time when you're most likely to need their assistance. Thankfully my wife and I run our businesses from home so calling on a weekday is not a problem for us unlike the poor sods who work nine till five.
There's squillions of unemployed people in the UK so to HOMEBASE I say kick out your plebs and take on some decent staff and train them in the art of customer service. And to Panasonic... Just take on more bloody staff! Vent over.
SPANKING FUN WITH LORRAINE
Yesterday was a good day with lots of items sold on my magazine sales website www.vintagespankingmagazines.com - Sorting through my stock of spanking magazines I came upon a copy of Privilege Plus number 14 that features the shoot I did with the lovely Lorraine Ansel which came about as I knew the editor Stephen Sims. Knowing that Stephen was always looking for models I sent him a photo of Lorraine and asked if he would be interested in using her for a shoot which of course he was. I also had an idea for a shoot as Lorraine looked absolutely gorgeous in a maids' uniform. The plot was Lorraine played the part of a clumsy waitress who spilt a bottle of wine over a diner and for her carelessness got her bare bottom spanked. Stephen suggested that as I had provided the girl so to speak and he was going to use my suggested plot would I like to be the diner. Of course there was no question that I would decline his offer.
The shoot was done at Dave Meeks studio that Janus used regularly. Lorraine arrived looking stunning in a long fur-lined coat that almost touched the floor and after coffee and small talk with myself, Stephen and the photographer Vic Barnes she nipped into the changing room to change into her maids uniform. To my surprise she called out and asked my to join her while she changed. Now I'm all for seeing gorgeous girls naked but I felt it wrong to be with her while she changed so although I did join her as we continued our conversation I focused my eyes on the wall and that, strange as it may seem is the truth!
When we started to shoot Vic told me that we had to be careful as due to recent restrictions of what can and cannot be shown in spanking magazines the publisher wouldn't (at that time) use any photos that showed marks on a girl's bum though that doesn't mean that Lorraine didn't get a good walloping as she did. She also sportingly took a dozen strokes of the cane after the shoot, for her pleasure as much as mine.
Lorraine is one of the nicest spanking models that I have had the pleasure to meet and work with and I felt rather sad when the day came to an end as apart from the spanking the rest of the day was also a most memorable one.
R.I.P KANE MAGAZINE
WELL DONE THOSE WHO STEAL & POST COPYRIGHT MATERIAL
Ms Harrison Marks confirmed the thought I had about kane-magazine.com website being closed. I find it sad that one of the UK's best known spanking magazines and spanking website has come to an end.
Those in the industry have known that producers of spanking material would eventually cease to be as to continue to publish magazines when they are scanned by thieving arseholes who post them on forum websites for all to download for free and having material from a paysite saved and reposted is financially crippling. Janus ceased publication a while back and now Kane has completely closed. There will be no more new material from either of these producers, no new shoots to look forward to with eager anticipation all because of those who think it's fun to steal.
Those like Debseddy who are listed as a (hero) on a certain forum when in reality they are just a common thief stealing and posting what is not there's. I wonder how this low life would feel if his home was burgled and is possessions distributed for free. Ah but that's different isn't it. Is it. Is it really different? No it is not. He's giving away someone else's material, material that they've paid a photographer to shoot, models to pose, writers of stories, printers to print and distributors to distribute and none of these come cheap. Still think stealing and reposting is acceptable? Sadly people like Debseddy probably do.
I may vent on my blog about vermin like Debseddy but nothing will change as whoever they maybe are no different to those who wont think twice about stealing your car or phone. They are pure scum. Though there may be light at the end of the tunnel as with a writ from a solicitor the forum will have to hand over your IP address and in turn your IPS provider will have to hand over your details such as name and address and then... Well that's up to the magistrate to decide. I hope it was worth it.
BRING BACK THE BIRCH
the inmates are revolting! Well yes, they probably are but I mean revolting as in rioting which they have been doing in two of HMPs over the weekend. You don't read in the news of riots taking place in Russian, Turkish or Iranian prisons as the punishment for doing so would be something horrendous even as much as loss of life. I'm not advocating that prisoners who riot in UK jails should be executed but there should be a severe enough punishment to dissuade such actions. Perhaps the birch should be brought back along with the cat o'nine tails and rioters given a flogging on their bare behind and back and not by a good looking and sexy wardress which some of them may enjoy but by a burly masculine warden. Sadly though our namby pamby politicians and the non elected bureaucrats in Brussels do nothing but bleat about human rights for these vermin of society. Where did it all go wrong?
A MORNING WITH THE SUBMISSiVE BABES
I'm not one for early mornings but Jasmin had coerced me into paying her another visit (not that I needed much coercing) as Amy wanted some photos taken and who was I to refuse as Amy was gorgeous and she had such a cute bottom. So again I found myself at Jasmin's flat just a short distance from Baker Street tube station camera in hand.
If you're a spanker and haven't yet had the pleasure of taking a cute young lady across your knee for a good old fashioned hand spanking or have a naughty grown up schoolgirl touch her toes for six of the best with swishy rattan because you don't know where to go I strongly suggest you pay the Submissive Babes a visit. Just give Jasmin a call on 07725 879 382 and I promise you won't be disappointed. If you do give Jasmin a call please tell her that Cliff James recommended her. You'll be able to read all about my day with Jasmin and Amy later. Meanwhile here's teaser of what we got up to.
31st October 2013
A DAY WITH THE SUBMISSIVE GIRLS
Looking out of my bedroom window early this morning I was dismayed to see that is was absolutely pouring with rain which is something I really didn't want to see. Today is the day I was paying a visit to the Submissive Girls and the last thing I wanted to be doing was walking down Baker street in the rain getting saturated. As luck would have it by the time I began my short journey the raid had stopped so hopefully my luck was in.
It didn't take me long to arrive at Marylebone station then my final destination was a five minute walk away, or it should have been. Thanks to the Apple Maps App I was sent in completely the opposite direction and ended up exactly where I had started. I then used Google maps which was brilliant and in no time at all I was ringing on Jasmina's door and after climbing a couple of flights of stairs I was greeted by the lady in question and another gorgeous girl called Amy who was dressed in what was for all purposes a school uniform. I had a feeling that this was going to be a good day.
It's said that time flies when you are enjoying yourself and today certainly flew even though no spanking was done on my part (that is yet to come). The day was spent in conversation with Jasmina and Amy, that is when Amy wasn't being spanked by a client in another room. It did make me chuckle each time she returned to the small lounge to rejoin the conversation as her fidgitting left me with no doubt that her bottom was quite sore.
The topic of conversation was of course spanking, much of it about the submissive girls and much about my time at Kane. It was during this that Amy produced a bottle of sparkling rose so we all drank and talked and talked and talked... So much in fact that I left without laying the palm of my hand on Amy's cute rear. But there is good news as I shall be paying them a visit tomorrow to continue where we left off. So watch this space to see what happens.
Meanwhile, talking of schoolgirls (grown up ones of course) to whet your appitite here's the cutest schoolgirl ever the gorgeous Sam Johnson and Georgina Springthorpe who look as though they have been up to much mischief which they have with porr Sally who they have just caned!
28th October 2013
TEN DAYS OF RAIN
We might not have had ten days of rain but the way the weather is it certainly feels like it. Thankfully we haven't had any damage to our property and our car hasn't been flattened by a falling tree though there has been quite a bit of damage in our locality. Bloody weather! We used to blame the bad weather on the Russians but these days it seems global warming is the cause though if you live in London like me I haven't seen any global warming happening it's still cold and miserable and at the minute it's very wet and very windy so no change here!.
Talking to a new found friend on twitter about a certain acquaintance has brought back memories of the many shoots I have done with him and how many bare female bottoms have been spanked and striped with a swishy cane. Another reason to look forward to my say out on Thursday! Pictured right Rachel Lloyd and Sam Johnson get a dose of stingy rattan in their bare bottom in a scene from The Spanked Wives' Club Top Marks DVD
26th October 2013
AN INVITATION I COULDN'T REFUSE
Today has become quite a good one as the gooners have managed to beat Crystal Palace 2-0 despite having a player sent off but the best thing of the day was an invitation by a lady called Jasmina to pay a visit to the London Submissive Girls and test drive or rather test spank some of the gorgeous girls on their bare bottom. Now you see why this is an invitation I couldn't refuse. Would you? It's been a while since I've had a little spanking fun so this I am looking forward to. Pictures will of course be posted here of my visit.
I've also had contact with a lovely lady called Heather who runs the London Fetish Fair and low and behold it seems we have quite a few mutual acquaintances, one of them being this gorgeous girl whose bare bottom I spanked some years back (pictured left) Tis a small world indeed.
25th October 2013
LONDON SUBMISSIVE GIRLS
I know for a fact that there are many men who would love nothing more that to take a cute young girl, (over eighteen of course) over their knees, raise her shirts and slip down her panties to give a bum-warming spanking to their cute bare bottom. If I had a pound for each time I received a letter or email saying my wife doesn't understand I'd be a wealthy man. There are of course many spanking parties in London and across the UK that these would be spankers could attend but many are apprehensive of these and would much prefer to spank a girl on a 121 basis. The problem is of course if you're not active in the spanking scene where do you find these girls. There used to be contact adverts in spanking magazines such as Janus and Kane but now these have ceased publication so even that option has disappeared.
There are many girls who will bare their bottoms for a fee and let you spank away on their bare cheeks, some will even take a good strapping or caning but where can you find them? Well I have some good news because recently I became friends with some ladies in Baker Street London who offer such services and not only that you can rest assured that you are in a safe situation and all is confidental. If you do make contact with these ladies for some spanking fun like the gentleman pictured above please let them know that Cliff James recommended them.
24th October 2013
KANE MAGAZINE ANOTHER SAD GOODBYE
Over the past few weeks I've been unable to get the Kane website www.kane-magazine.com to load so I can only assume that it is now no more which is a shame as it is an icon and part of the heritage of British spanking. During my spell as editor of Kane after the sad death of it's founder George Harrison-Marks I made many friends and had much fun as you can imagine though putting the magazine together was quite tiresome at times. I hope I'm mistaken and that the Kane website returns as the spanking part of web seems a lonelier place without it though I'm sure many of it's archive spanking pictures will appear on many blogs and forums.
There is so much I could say about Kane; my favourite issues, photos, videos and of course the shoots, filming and partying with like minded people but to tell all in one go would take far too much time and space. Apart from the gorgeous girls that I worked with like most guys I have favourite models who tend to model mainstream rather than spanking so you can imagine my surprise when I saw the oustanding Vida Garman not only in Kane Magazine but also in a Kane video being spanked and dishing out a spanking as Mistress Kane. Heaven! The image of Vida Garman is courtesy Harrison Marks
21st October 2013
MISTRESS ELEISE - FEMME FATALE FILMS
Recently I made comment about how rude and ignorant some women who consider themselves to be a Mistress are and how a real Mistress is quite the opposite. I'm not talking about how a Mistress talks to her own slaves or submissives but how they respond to and treat others before knowing what type of person they are. I have no issue with how a Mistress talks to submissives and slaves; my issue is how they treat others who maybe dominant or even vanilla. I know many dominant females (Mistresses) personally and they will all confirm I do not have any submissive tendancies and as such I don't expect to be spoken to like I have.
Recently on twitter I followed @MistressEleise - not because she is a Mistress but because I find her rather attractive and being a guy who likes the opposite sex I think this is reasonable. Because I follow this lady and find her attactive doesn't mean I have any thoughts or desires to strike up any form of relationship with her because I certainly don't, she has already stated that she wont follow back because she only follows those she personally knows and that to me is quite reasonable.
The reason I've made comment about @MistressEleise is because her of her attitude towards others which is respectful. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that as a Mistress she isn't quite strict, demanding and has no qualms about administering a good caning or whipping to the bare flesh of those who serve her and if you a look at her website you will see that she is indeed that, in fact if you are a lover of strict women and like to server them, be punished and tormented by them you really need to take a look at it. You won't be disappointed. You can follow @MistressEleise on twitter here.
16th October 2013
STUPID RUSSIAN TOSSERS
If ever there was a case for giving someone a real good slapping this is it. My in box is constantly filled with emails from a ''Little Girlie'' who loves my profile and wants to share her private photos
with me and would I email her back. Of course, women don't usually refer to themselves as ''Little Girlie'' and I'm wise enough to understand that these messages don't come from one and that they are sent out but some burly Russian who is trying to scam me. So do yourself a favour ''Little Girlie'' whoever you are. If you want to be a little girlie go and find another burly Russian who will bend you over and give your arse a good fucking! You Khuyesos'
14th October 2013
IN NEED OF A SPANKING!
Oh The joy of taking a woman across your knees, slipping down her panties and baring her as yet unblemished bottom for a good OTK spanking is a good way of letting of steam when the day has been a really bad one and today has been just that. The weather has been absolutely awful and no prizes for guessing who got caught in a downpour and ended up like the proverbial drowned rat. Yes it was me of course, soaked through to the skin while walking back from the bank. I had thought about going by car but then you can't park unless you're prepared to pay Brent's outrageously high parking fee for the few minutes you nip into the bank so I decided on Shank's Pony and ended up suffering the consequences. So what does this have to do with spanking some poor girl on her bare bottom? It's not her fault that I got caught in the rain and thoroughly drenched. That is of course quite true but it would be fun and while merrily spanking away, making a feminine pair of buttocks nice and pink and sore the last thing on my mind would be the weather.
13th October 2013
As I previously mentioned twitter is a good platform to meet people with similar interests to yourself though it is also has a downside as there are many sad and nasty little trolls who don't posses a life and sit behind the annonimity of their computer screen and cause as much mayhem and hurt as possible and then there is those who are just downright rude such as @GoddessZeena who needs to learn respect and manners. On Friday evening I tweeted @MistressLucyxx making comment about her pictures and messages that she had posted from supposidly submissive males who are under the impression that they get to fuck their Mistress. Many tweets were exchanged and I found myself warming to her and her friendliness towards a fellow male tweeter. she didn't assume I was submissive nor did she make any derogatory remarks. @MistressZeena should take note and learn how to treat people as not all who follow you will be submissives looking for a cheap thrill. Respect costs nothing!
11th October 2013
It looks like winter is well and truly here even though the season hasn't officially arrived. Yesterday was really cold, so cold that I put the heating on for the first time since summer. This morning I woke to see a dark grey cloudy sky and rain pouring down. A day to stay in bed methinks! If I didn't have mundane things to do such as food shopping I would have indeed stayed there but alas I could only do that if I wanted to starve. It's not all doom and gloom though as through tweeting I found some new friends who share my interest in spanking and if you are a tweeter you can find them @londonspanking - They have their own website which you can see by clicking on the banner below. These nice people have invited me to send them some of my spanking pictures for a guest gallery on their site and that I shall be doing quite soon.
They sell a variety of spanking implements at quite reasonable prices so if you're a bit of a spanker which you probably are if you're reading my blog their website is well worth looking at.
A cute girl who calls herself submissive Samantha who is looking for someone to spanked her has joined us. I can't help but wonder why these girls who are absolutely dying to be spanked have to advertise to find someone.
DISRESPECTFUL WANNABE MISTRESSES
As I previously mentioned twitter is a place to expand your network of friends by following people though some people are just downright rude! I have many ''Mistresses' as friends such as Mistress Teresa May, Mistress Real and Red Mistress and respect is forthcoming from both side. However some women who consider themselves to be a Mistress (sic) have a lot to learn when it comes to replying to a tweet. Take @GoddessZeena who adds #WhyAreMenSoStupid to her message when she has received a polite message. How to make friends in the industry or rather not #Goddess - My aunt Fanny.
NONCES ALLEGEDLY R US
On a tangent I can't help thinking that Rolf Harris regrets tying his Kangaroo down, playing with his Didgeridoo and singing about two little boys. April is such a long way off and before it arrives we have to celebrate Christmas, sing and drink in the New Year, and have a passionate Valentines' Day. It'll be interesting to see what the verdict is. G'day sport!
R.I.P COUSIN DAVID
This morning I received the sad news that my cousin David had passed away. This wasn't a shock as it had been expected though it doesn't make the news any easier to bear. David is just six months younger than me and far from being an old man, his death brings home the fact that we are all mortal. I have many happy memories of my cousin stretching back to our childhood days and our late teens as young men when the world was our oyster and we thought we knew it all.
Rest in peace David you will be missed so much - God bless.
AN INTERVIEW WITH SAFFY
Well well things are looking up as I shall be interviewing the gorgeous Saffy in the not too distant future. If you call me and I don't answer my phone it wont be me that's tied up! Watch this space for more details. Meanwhile if you want to see more of this hot chick you can by clicking here or by following her on twitter. @FetishSaffyMFC - And for those of you who enjoy who enjoy girl on girl spankings I'm sure you'll be please to know that Saffy isn't adverse to taking a pretty girl across her knees and spanking a cute feminine bare bottom until it glows a deep shade of red, she can also be very strict with boys so you'd better watch out!
It's been a while since I updated by blog mainly because the weather has been glorious and I've spent much time sunning myself in my garden. But now it's back to the grind for a short while. There is lots that I want to comment about which I will do later but for the time being I'm going to let you know about my gorgeous friend Saffy of SaffysSecrets fame. If you don't know who this hot girl is then you are missing out especially if you are into bondage and tying girls up. You will be hearing much more about Saffy in the not too distanst future but meanwhile if you want to find out a little bit more click here - or her picture.
A DAY AT THE RACES
Yesterday some good friends and I went to Royal Ascot to watch the Gee Gees and have an alcohol fuelled day and that we did. The day was wonderful and the weather was kind to us. Sadly though our day was spoilt by two inconsiderate fat old hags (and that's being polite) who were so obnoxious and rude on the journey home it beggars belief.
Like everyone else who had spent the day at Ascot we were tired and pretty much the worse for wear. If you've been to Ascot you'll know what it's like when trying to board the train home, manic is an understatement! However, we were lucky on this occasion and managed to get seats. All was good, until these two rude fat old bats arrived. One, the more obese of the two claimed she was too tired to stand and plonked her fat arse down on me. Brilliant, had it been some tasty bint I wouldn't have minded but this woman was a real old boiler. I asked her to mover herself and for my troubles received a torrent of verbal abuse. I pointed out that if the circumstances were reversed and I had sad my arse down on a woman plod would no doubt and I would find myself in front of the beak charged with sexual abuse, assault and drunk and disorderly. To this received further abuse. It wasn't just me the old haggard women were abusive towards, a soldier had his elderly mother abused along with almost everyone else in the carriage.
So to these obnoxious and rude women who boarded the 19:45 train from Ascot to Waterloo on the 21st June, the fat one dressed in orange and the tanned one who wore a light beige mini dress I hope you are ashamed of yourselves and if you're not you should be!
As I mentioned in my previous update Jeremy Forrest was due for sentencing yesterday and I had a feeling that his sentence would be rather harsh and that it was. Although I do not condone what the twit did he didn't physically abuse anyone against their will. Of course like any other grown man he should never have become involved with a fifteen year old schoolgirl let alone have sex with her or take her out of the country and for that he does deserve to have his collar felt and be punished but five and a half years in jail. Jesus, but I knew this would happen. How fair is five and a half years for being with a fifteen year old girl who consented, although that's no excuse for his actions, when these days fifteen years olds are just as mature and demanding as twenty one year olds. When you consider Stuart Hall was convicted of sexual assault plus rape if I'm not mistaken of thirteen girls/women yet he gets a mere thirteen months. I just don't get it! Then there's Jaymin Abdulrahman who chucks a six day old baby forty foot down a rubbish chute and gets only thirty months. The law these days is an ass.
JOBS WORTHS AND ARSEHOLES
Today should have been a happy day as a cousin of my wife's was arriving at LHR. Like everyone else we were looking forward to collecting a family member we hadn't seen for a long time. The day started really good but then we arrived at LHR terminal three arrivals where we had planned to collect our cousin. We had purposely waiting until the flight had arrived before setting of on our journey and as always expected to collect our guest at the drop off point. I do realise what a drop off point is but thought that as she would be more than likely waiting there for us it wouldn't be a problem. Wrong! Unfortunately she wasn't waiting and that's when the problems began.
My wife dashed into the arrivals building to look for her cousin and at the same time I was approached by a jumped up little oink who informed me that I couldn't wait there and told to move on, this I did. Like many who do the same when collecting someone at the airport I drove round and returned and waited at another location, only to be approached by mister happy jobs worth again but this time he became quite obnoxious and pointed out a sign that said it was illegal to pick up and if I couldn't read the sign I shouldn't be holding a British driving license. A point in law yes, he had that on his side but the drop off point was far from busy and I hadn't left my car, in fact I was in it with the engine still running. This guy wouldn't listen reason, all I got was threats! Not only that the insulting little turd was Sri Lankan and he could hardly string an English sentence together. So thanks mister Sri Lankan jobs worth for fucking up my day.
However, that wasn't the only grief I had on my day to Heathrow as on the way back I was allegedly cut up not once but thrice by the driver of a rather large articulated lorry who had no consideration for other road users.
JEREMY FORREST AND JAYMIN ABDULRAHMAN
For those who don't already know Jeremy Forrest is a school teacher who absconded to France with one of his pupils a fifteen year old girl; Jaymin Abdulrahman is a woman who dropped her six day old baby down a forty foot rubbish chute. Both of them were today convicted of their crimes; Ms Abdulrahman was also sentenced today and given 30 months jail. With good behaviour and tagging she will be out in thirteen months. Mr Forrest on the other hand will be sentenced tomorrow. Although I don't condone what he has done I feel he is a simpleton as being in such a position of trust he should have distanced himself as far as possible from the fifteen year old girl. That said, he hasn't physically harmed anyone and he didn't force the girl against her will to abscond with him, far from it from what I've seen in the press though I have a feeling his sentence will be much harsher that the woman who almost killed her six day old baby leaving the poor mite with serious head injuries including a fractured skull!
Tomorrow I'm off to Royal Ascot for a Champagne filled day where I along with some very special friends will eat drink and be merry while watching the horses go by.
DMCA - COPYRIGHT TO YOU!
A note to those who blog spanking pictures: If you challenge a DMCA takedown request only do it if you are the legal owner of the images otherwise you will end up with more than egg on your face. Consider yourself well spanked!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
Today is the special day when all fathers should be able to put their feet up and chill but that never seems to happen as there is usually someone or something that demands our attention. Thankfully I have been blessed with two beautiful daughters and a handsome son who thoroughly spoiled me. Sadly my own father passed away some thirty-five years back when I was young. I didn't have anywhere near long enough with my dad, he never saw his granddaughter or my achievements. I never got the chance to repay his love and affection as he was taken from us far to early. I feel bad that there is no headstone or memorial for him and I feel I failed him on that score but at the time of his departure I was young and unworldly. I hope you understand dad, a young man with a lot on his shoulders.
God I miss you.
ON YER BIKE
My gorgeous friend Miss Lynda Leigh is doing the London to Brighton charity bike ride tomorrow in aid of the British Heart Foundation, a very worthy cause. I have a feeling that Lynda will be quite saddle sore with a aching and tender rear afterwards though I'm sure she wont be short of offers from those who like nothing more than to rub it better. If you'd like to sponsor Lynda click here to go to her JUSTGIVING page, you can also donate after the event. If you want to follow Lynda on twitter you can finder her @MissLyndaLeigh
The award for the most thoughtless advertising SPAM email must surely go to Panasonic who sent me an email with the suggestion that my father would surely like a new electric razor for father's day. If my father was alive I would like every other son or daughter be looking forward to treating him and given the chance seeing him but that isn't possible for me as my father sadly passed away some thirty-five years ago. I'm not saying that father's day shouldn't be advertised as that would be stupid but sending someone an email out of the blue suggesting what their father might like is out of order. As I previously mentioned mine died 35 years ago but someone has no doubt lost theirs today and to received such an email would be more than upsetting. Perhaps in today's climate of compensation claims I should sue them for a vast some for causing me distress and I certainly hope someone does and gets awarded a sum with lots of zeros in it. Consider yourselves spanked!
HEALTH, WEALTH & HAPPINESS
I have many reasons to be happy today and one is that I know I am healthy which is worth more to me than any amount of money so today has been a really good day. The past few days I have been spending time near the Thames in London and enjoying the sun. When I was a lad I enjoyed being taken on pleasure boat rides by my parents, I was also a very lucky boy as the Captain of one of the small vessels let me steer it (under his guidance of course) a once in a lifetime experience. In those days the riverbank consisted of endless wharfs and warehouses and everywhere looked really dreary unlike today. I love the Southbank, the markets and the many restaurants and bars. What a transformation. Being by the river makes me feel at ease and peace with the world. Ewan MaColl certainly felt the same as I do when he wrote 'Sweet Thames Flow Softly'.
THE PUNISHMENT MAN
Today's FREE spanking photo is a still from the Top Marks video The Punishment Man that features the very stern Master Kain with the lovely Rachel Lloyd and Sam Johnson.
A DAY AT THE OFFICE
It was like being back at my 9-5 today as I spent absolutely ages photocopying what seemed to be an endless pile of model release forms. As I put form after form on the copier's platen I was surprised at how long ago some of the shoots were done, it only seems like yesterday that I was snapping away but some of the shoots were done over a decade ago. Seeing the models' names also brought back memories as did seeing the head and shoulders instant photos that were attached.
One model who was a real bundle of fun was the cheeky Lesley Sey. I wonder how many of you would like to take her to the woodshed and give her cute bare bottom a long hard spanking. Well would you?
Today I paid a visit to my dear friend Ms Harrison Marks who publishes Kane magazine. The journey to Royal Tunbridge Wells was the drive from hell and so was the drive back. Accidents on the M25, the A312 and A40 gridlocked the roads and my journey took almost three hours in each direction. After lunch at the local Italian restaurant we went to the Kane office which brought back many memories from the days when I not only edited it but also put it together. Happy days. There were two reasons for me to go and see her, one to see someone who is very dear to me and the other to collect some model release forms for the shoots that I did.
R.I.P SIR LARRY GREYTHORPE
Although I was most happy to see my friend again I was sadden to learn that Kane's famous and much loved Sir Larry Greythorpe has passed away and has gone to the great big spanking party in the sky along with Tim Reynolds who featured in many Kane videos as Maltravers and who did the interviews in Februs as Will Scarlet. Sir Larry was also an accomplished magician, member of the magic circle and one of London's pearly Kings. I once watched him perform a card trick with huge playing cards right in front of me and I still have no idea how he did the trick. R.I.P my friend.
The image (is used with the kind permission of Ms Harrison Marks
There cannot be anyone in the UK that does not know the name Mark Bridger and the heinous crime he committed. When will our government listen to the people and bring back the death penalty for nonsensical perverted scum that abuse and murder children. Bring back the death penalty and bring it back now!
BRING BACK THE BIRCH
Today a prison guard at HMP maximum security prison Full Sutton was kidnapped, held hostage and beaten mercilessly by two inmates. I wonder what their punishment will be for such a violent act? Personally and I'm sure many would agree that violence should be met with violence, a few dozen strokes on their bare flesh with a prison birch, a cane, prison strap or quirt. Of course not because this type of punishment no longer exists in our namby pamby country thanks to all the do gooders who whine about human rights. No doubt all that will happen to these evil bastards is that they might lose a few privileges like no use of the gym or television for a short while. When will the government listen to the people and not the out of touch unelected politicians in Brussels. Bring back corporal punishment in prisons and bring it back now!
REAL SPANKINGS OR FAKING IT
One of the first questions I asked the late George Harrison Marks who originally published Kane and made the classis Kane videos was 'Are the spankings faked and the sounds dubbed?' The answer I got quite abruptly was certainly not, nothing is faked young man nor is anything dubbed. The way George replied surely put me in my place and I felt quite stupid for asking. As I became more involved with Kane after George's sad death and began scripting and shooting the stills from the videos I realised that he had been telling the truth and my question was out of line as Kane videos certainly weren't faked at all.
Watching videos being filmed gave me a certain knowledge about how bottoms respond to being spanked and caned and by that I mean how marked they get. This is the reason that makes me wonder about some of the material that some spanking producers post on their websites as some of the marks on bums are not similar to the marks the girls I worked with ended up with and believe me their bums were really whacked. Apart from that the marks shown in the still images do not match what is shown in videos so I think it's fair to deduce that that marks in the stills are faked. I'm not going to directly accuse any producer directly but I know of a few who must me using the Photoshop burn tool regularly especially as a female F/D producer showed me how to do it about eight years ago. Pure fakery so the old adage of the camera doesn't lie isn't quite true in today's digital age. If the cap fits wear it!
MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS
It's a lovely bank holiday weekend and the sun is shining. My daughter and her boyfriend have come up for the weekend and today we are off to do some shopping and I have a feeling that it will be my wallet that gets a caning. Thankfully her boyfriend is good with computers as one of my laptops needs the DVD drive replacing which is something I'd rather not do myself no matter how easy it is.
I hope you enjoy today's spanking picture that is of Rachel and Therese from the Top Marks Video 'Problem Girls 2003', I can't believe it is a decade since it was made. Boy how quickly years pass by. In this scene Therese has been sent home from school for drawing dirty pictures in her art class for which she gets a good spanking from her puritanical mother who has a real dislike of porn.
When we are young and innocent we see the world through rose coloured lenses as we grow up with our friends in our own garden of Eden. As we get older we look back on our childhood days with fondness, remembering the long hot summer's days even though many of them may have been as wet as an ocean. When I was seventeen I vividly remember reading somewhere that you're either born young or old and I was thankful that I had been fortunate and had been born young but nowadays I'm not sure if I was as things are very different for me. Although I have enjoyed the spring and summer days of my life in my heart I still feel youthful though the rebelliousness in me has waned as I no longer have the energy to carry on rebelling.
Today my wife and I along with our daughter and her fiancť took a trip to see my eighty-nine year old mother and had booked a table for lunch in a local restaurant.
As my mum lives quite way from us and we don't get to see her as much as we would like to so we were looking forward to having a family get together and treating her; sadly though things didn't quite go to plan. Although mum is in fairly good health for her age she has a problem walking and for reasons I wont go into she couldn't get herself into our car as it is a Landcruiser and quite high and as there was no alternative vehicle she couldn't come to lunch with us. of course this made all of us feel quite sad as it certainly took the enjoyment out of the day.
Today's events got me thinking about life and that fact that none of us are immortal really hit home. One of my favourite bands from the eighties is T' Pau the band fronted by the gorgeous red head Carol Decker. There is a song on T' Pau's album The Promise called Purity that has the lyrics 'Don't wanna grow old,' and that and the rest of the lyrics sums up the way I feel today. if you get the chance listen to it and you will understand.
Yesterday I had a long telephone conversation with my dear friend Ms Harrison Marks. Although we are Facebook friends it had been quite a while since we spoke and it was good to hear her voice. I haven't seen her for years so I am looking forward to seeing her next week and taking her to lunch and that is not anywhere near enough to compensate for her friendship and the things she has done for me in the past.
It's been many years since we did Kane together after the sad passing of her father George Harrison Marks. Sometimes I glance through the copies of Kane, the issues that I edited and put together and reminisce over the good time times that we had. It is very true that nothing lasts forever and with the coming of the internet and other factors magazines are nowhere near as in demand as they used to be and the subject of spanking is a taboo subject which the majority of newsagents and corner shops are no longer willing to stock.
STRICT MISS TERESA MAY
While working at Kane I met the gorgeous glamour girl Teresa May who did a few videos including St. Teresa's School for Girls and St. Teresa's School for Boys that Josie and made I under the Top Marks label. Over the years Teresa and I have been come close friends, insomuch as to say she is my BFF and confident. Truly a wonderful lady, you can see her official website here. Teresa also has a darker side to her and if you'd like to see that you can click either here or here. If you choose to contact her be careful because her bark isn't bigger than her bite. Far from it in fact.
BLOOD ON THE STREETS OF LONDON
It seems like every day something awful happens in the UK and today there has been unimaginable violence. A young man, a serving soldier cut down and murdered by two brutal terrorist thugs in broad daylight. Many years ago Enoch Powell gave his so called rivers of blood speech which caused him to become a pariah. Hopefully now our government will listen to the people and return our country to a semblance of the way it used to be. Great Britain.
WHINGERS AND OLD WOMEN
It never ceases to amaze me that some people think it's fine to steal content from producers of adult material and post it for free on blogging sites such as tumblr and when the copyright owner issues a DMCA to the blogging site and the material is removed and they get a slap on the wrist they have the audacity to whine and cry. This also goes for scanning of images from spanking magazines. Just because you have bought a magazine it doesn't mean that you can scan the content and upload it so it can be accessed for free. Try scanning and uploading Jeffry Archer's new novel and see where that will get you, in court no doubt. It may come as a surprise to these people that many producers of adult material especially spanking material have agreements and are happy to promote each other as many know each other and are close friends.
There are many pictures on tumblr that have been scanned from Janus and it's sister magazines such as Februs. I know the owner of Janus and he is now selling digital downloads of his library of magazines on his website, he is also selling digital downloads of Roue and Blushes and other spanking magazines and as such he has license of the material. Mark my words, one day a blogger will have legal action taken against them for copyright infringement as people like the owner of Janus are losing money. It's also not a good idea to post messages as screenshots are so easy to take and your admittance of guilt can soon come back and bite your in the arse. Cherish the day.
TUMBLR AND TWITTER
Today Yahoo acquired the blogging site tumblr.com for a ridiculously large amount of money as they are trying to appeal to the 20-25 age group. I'm not brain of Britain but the only reason I know of why people use tumblr is to post pictures of porn that they have lifted from websites or scanned from a magazine. I may be wrong but I can't envisage for a moment that Yahoo will allow this to continue and if they don't tumblr will go the way of Microsoft and Yahoo groups and vanish in to oblivion.
Over the years I've worked with and photographed many girls so I thought I would do a small piece on each of them so that my blog keeps to the subject matter of my website which is spanking. One of the earliest shoots that I did was with Micki who had appeared in the Kane videos Lottery Loser and Take your Pants Off Now. Micki had agree to come to 23 Wellington Avenue the then Kane office to do an interview and tell us all about the spankings she had received in her private life and when shooting a video. One recollection of the shoot is asking Micki to take her knickers down so Josie could spank her bare bottom only for her to say, ''Oh no, you can't take these down.'' Brilliant I though, what sort of spanking model refuses to bare her bottom? But I had misunderstood what she meant. ''I mean,'' she chirped, ''That this is one item, it unclips at the gusset like this.'' What a relief! So Micki bared her bottom and Josie had the pleasure of spanking and caning it.
TOFFS AND PEASANTS
As I've been quite busy over the past week I haven't found the time to update my blog even though there has been many things in the news that I'd like to comment on. The first being the early release of Chris Huhne and his ex wife Vicky Pryce. I wonder how many of her Majesty's subjects, yes, remember we are subjects not citizens of this what was once a green and pleasant land, would have been released so early if they had been convicted of the same offence. I think we all know the answer to that one not a chance which reinforces that there is indeed two sets of rules one for the nobs and toffs and one for the rest of us plebs and peasants.
THE PUNISHMENT SHOULD FIT THE CRIME
A more disturbing story in the news is that of the conviction of Stuart Hazell who admitted to sexually assaulting and murdering schoolgirl Tia Sharp. This beast, the noun Beast used in the same context as Lucifer, Satan and the Devil has been sentenced to thirty-eight years in prison meaning if he doesn't die there will be released when he is seventy-five. Yes, he will be an old man but then William Roach is 81 and he isn't decrepit in fact he is quite good for his age. It is going to cost the tax payer a fortune to keep this vile creature in jail and feed and clothe him. Perhaps now is the time to start a new campaign for the restoration of the death penalty for child killers, those who sexually abuse children and cop killers.. Not only would we be free of these vermin we'd only have to pay the hangman once; not keep a piece of shit warn, clothed and fed.
MY SPANKING CHILDHOOD
Ever since I was a child Iíve had an interest in the subject of spanking, I donít know why but as the saying goes ĎI was born this wayí. I have no idea whether an event that happened in my childhood affected my sexual preferences or if it truly was something that was just there. Each of us has different sexual quirks and there are many of them; some people are gay or bisexual, some enjoy being submissive and some domineering, some enjoy receiving pain in the form of corporal punishment spanking and caning and in some cases severe whipping. Then there are the dominant ones, the Masters and Mistresses who enjoy administering painful punishments. There are of course many more sexual deviations but these donít concern me as I have no interest in them whatsoever.
In my young days I always got a funny but nice feeling whenever I came across something to do with spanking. Comics such as the Beano frequently published comic strip stories where Dennis the Menace, one of the Bash Street Kids or Minnie the Minx ended up being spanked or caned for some misdemeanour I had the Ďfunny feelingí quite often.
Throughout my early years I never gave thought to being submissive or dominant I just knew that I enjoyed spanking. The thought of girls having their bottom bared for a good walloping had a strange effect on me, it made my willy go hard and being a young child I had no idea why; I just knew that it was surely something very naughty. I also had this feeling when a peer was verbally chastised by a teacher. I clearly remember getting a stirring in my loins when I was in my first year of junior school, I must have been aged six. The teacher, who was quite young, said to one of my class mates that if he continued to misbehave she would Ďclip himí. I have no idea what a Ďclippingí was but my mind ran amok with all sorts of fiendish and delightful things that she could do to cause suffering. I can understand why some men get their pleasure from strict women.
Throughout my childhood it was instilled in me not to hit girls and this I didnít do, ĎEven if they hit you firstí, my mother used to say, ĎYou mustnít hit them back,í The problem was that girls, even little ones can be nasty and spiteful little madams and with the knowledge that you werenít allowed to hit them made them worse. I lost count of the times when as boy I was slapped or pinched by a girl, many times to the point of tears and still held back from lashing out. No equal rights for boys in those days. Little girls grow in to women and Iím certain that those who were nasty and spiteful in their youth remain the same though they put their skills to good use and become professional mistresses who get paid for spanking and caning some poor buggerís bare arse.
Over time my sexual preferences have matured and the need to dominate has become rather great. Spanking and caning a feminine backside gives me great pleasure and arouses me as does the many aspects of BDSM. Although I have many dominant women, mistresses, as friends that is all they are and nothing more. Nowadays my taste is for submissive women, women that will serve and obey and who know their place. This doesnít mean that I donít care for them as those that are part of the alternative life-style will understand. Perhaps if things had been different when I was young I would have turned out different, submissive, with a lower case (s) but submission isnít for me. Now where did I put that paddle!
If you are a submissive female and would like to discuss the matter of submission more feel free to email me at master@tiedNteased.co.uk
Last night I went to the Royal Albert Hall to see Leona Lewis. This was first time I had been there and I was surprised at how small it was as when I've seen televised concerts it gave the impression of being much larger. Leona was absolutely amazing. sadly there was one small thing that took the edge of the concert not only for my friend and I but for those seating near us and this came in the form of a rather large woman who continually screamed throughout. Had I been at a One Direction gig this I would have expected from an abundance of teenage girls who were wetting their knickers as the boys strutted their stuff. So if the woman in question by chance reads my blog I would like to say thanks for acting like a five year old by screaming like a banshee. Grow up and have some consideration for others who paid a rather large amount of money to hear Leona Lewis sing, not to hear some muppet IE you, wail like a cat on heat.
(Left) What the noisy muppet of a woman who screamed all the way through the Leona Lewis concert deserves. If you act like a spoilt child you should expect to be treated like one and have your bottom bared and be thoroughly spanked. As my dad would say. Now you have something to scream about!
THE RED MISTRESS (Not you Katie)
As my friend and I had VIP tickets which gave us access to a private reception area where wine and food was serves and very nice it was too. As we sat at our table I noticed a very attractive oriental lady dressed in tight fitting red dress who was with a man that looked many years her senior. This reminded me of the time I was at the London Erotica exhibition some years back where an old man was accompanied by an oriental girl but she was scantily dressed wearing a black bodice, dark stockings and heels, obviously an escort. Being in this sleazy industry you get to realise this type of situation. The lady in red though didn't give the impression of being an escort she looked like she was the man's mistress and not the other woman sort if you get my meaning.
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN
(BUT NOT WITH PAT FROM HARLOW)
Tonight I am off to the Royal Albert Hall to see Leona Lewis in concert. It's the first time that I've been to an event at this historic location so now I shall see for myself how many holes it takes to fill it.
DIRTY SCHOOLGIRL KNICKERS
A friend of mine Chloe, who has recently left school and is currently at college is selling a school rubber. She wantís to sell this rubber which she has been keeping nice and warm in her knickers for as much as possible. If one of you dirty buggers out there would like her dirty rubber and a pair of her worn knickers you can make an offer by emailing her at email@example.com Due to the amount of spam received Chloes email account is now closed
BYE BYE FERGIE
It was announced his morning that Sir Alex Ferguson is retiring as manager of Manchester United football club. As an Arsenal fan, a ''Gooner'' this is welcome news as I hate United with a vengeance. That said I take my hat off to Sir Alex for his achievements over his twenty-six years at the hem. It will be interesting to see if Manchester United can continue their domination of the premier league without him.
This afternoon my wife and I went to our local Currys' store as madam wanted a new vacuum for her kitchen, a small one that she can easily store, she also wanted one that came with various attachments for getting into all of the nooks and crannies. The one she thought best suited was made by VAX, we have lots of VAX cleaners and haven't had any problems with them in fact they have been quite good. I asked the salesman if it came with attachments, ''Yes sir'', he replied enthusiastically. ''Can you show me where they go?'' I asked. ''I don't think this model comes with attachments,'' was his answer. Time for a little staff training me thinks and I know just the person to do that.
ANOTHER CELEBRITY ALLEGED NONCE
I'm beginning to wonder how many more celebrities are going to be exposed as child abusing nonses. Yesterday it was reported by the news media that Jimmy Tarbuck has been arrested and bailed for allegedly abusing a young boy back in the early seventies. It's got to the stage where I'm no longer shocked by these revelations. What is it with these people? They have fame, fortune and the public took them to heart so why screw yourself for a few minutes of gratification achieved by abusing a minor. I just don't get it. I used to like watching Jimmy Tarbuck, I also used to like Strike It Rich with Michael Barrymore (alwight!), Wilfred Bramble in Steptoe and Son (you dirty old man) never a truer word spoken in jest according to the reports by the media. Then there was Jimmy Savile (Jim'll fix it for you) I bet he did more than we'll ever know. Stuart Hall it seems used his joker plenty of time on It's A Knob Out. Stuart Hall has already admitted his guilt.
Of course, under UK law you are deemed innocent until proven guilty and that should be the case for everyone whatever crime they have committed and however heinous and although it's easy to feel like organising a lynching party that is also illegal in the civilised world. Considering what vile crimes these people have allegedly committed I hope and pray that if they are found to be guilty that the courts pass the maximum sentence possible.
In light of the above I'd like to remind all and sundry that even though this website of mine is a spanking one that I am totally against the abuse of children and anyone else and that the spanking situations portrayed on this website are adult fantasy role-play and that the use of the words schoolboy and schoolboy are used in this context. That said I do believe that corporal punishment should be permitted where it would be a fitting punishment in the eyes of the law and that our society would probably be a better place for it. I certainly don't agree or advocate the use of corporal punishment under any circumstances for sexual gratification unless it is between consenting adults who enjoy such role-play
6th May - Bank Holiday Monday
CAMDEN HERE WE COME
It's been quite some time since I've been to Camden, too long in fact so as today looks like being a real scorcher I'm going to spend some time there with my family mooching round the shops and markets and treat everyone to lunch, hopefully on some sunny bar terrace. I've already updated my free spanking gallery with lots of pictures of girls and some men having their bare bottoms seen to. Enjoy.
Although the weather did live up to the expectations of the weather men my day at Camden was most enjoyable. It's been a few years since I was last there and the place hasn't changed one bit. I love Camden as I love all things Gothic and if I was younger there was lots I would have treated myself too. While looking at a wide studded belt I was approached by a sales girl who looked gorgeous in her gothic attire who if I was young and single would have tickled my fancy no end but as I'm not young and single.. . Ah such is life though at least she looked the part unlike someone I could mention.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WEATHER?
After enjoying a few sunny days this week and looking forward to a sunny bank holiday weekend isn't it just typical that the weather changes to crap. Yes, the sun has shown it's face for a little while but it has been bloody cold so no soaking up the sun for me today. Mind you, it's just as well as I've taken the opportunity to add some more images to my free spanking gallery including some of the gorgeous Teresa May and Sam Johnson. I hope you like them.
GET WELL SOON BRO
Yesterday I learned that my brother is in hospital. I won't say what is wrong with him though his ailment is a rather painful one. Get well soon brother of mine.
WELL BUGGER ME
The Conservative MP Nigel Evans has been arrested on suspicion of rape today but not only rape the alleged offence is male rape. I've often felt like telling the MPs who come knocking on my door when there's an election on the horizon to stick it where the sun don't shine so I can only presume that some said what I've wanted to stay and the canvassing MP has taken it literally and has done just that.
When I was a child one of my favourite television programmes was Itís A Knockout, an hour of fun an frolics on a Friday evening hosted by Eddie Warring and Stuart Hall. Yesterday Stuart Hall admitted to thirteen counts of sexual abuse of children some as young as nine and is now banged up and no doubt passing bricks while he waits to be sentenced which I have no doubt will be a custodial one in one of her majestyís hotels hopefully for many years . What a down fall! With any luck the disgraced Mr Hall will be passing the time before he is sentenced thinking about the way other inmates feel a nonce and the way they treat them. I have no sympathy whatsoever for anyone convicted of paedophilia. I hope this sick and depraved man spends what is left of his life in misery.
This morning on Sky News the Liberal Democratís deputy leader Simon Hughes was interviewed about the partyís losses. Mr Hughes said the LDPs werenít as bad as the press was making out, and there was I thinking that polling only 352 votes, less than the BNP and coming seventh in the South Shields by-election was a disaster. If I were Nick Clegg I would certainly be spinning around and taking a trip to the local job centre.
ANOTHER HOT DAY
It look like being another hot May day so hereís a picture of two lovely girls who also enjoy spending their time in the garden sunbathing and being rather naughty by caning each other on the bum cheeks.
Website home page picture has been changed for May to one of strict Ms Harrison Marks of Kane
Itís a few minutes past eight in the morning and it seems today is going to be another warm and sunny one if the morning is anything to go by. As I write this Iím sitting in my third floor bedroom gazing out at the wonderful view and greenery of the park that is directly behind my home. Its days like this that bring back memories of my days with Josie at Kane Magazine such as the time we did our interview with Lesley. Looking back I canít believe that we spanked and caned Lesley in the garden of 23 Wellington Avenue especially as her neighbours were working on their garden at the same time but after consuming quite a few units of alcohol between us we really didnít consider or care about the consequences. As itís such a lovely day I shall be spending it sunning myself in the garden sunning myself and reading my book rather than working as Iím sure there will be enough cold and rainy days in the near future for me to catch up.
NO CONSENT STREET
On a tangent, last night I saw on the news that the Coronation Street actor William Roach has been charged with the rape of a fifteen year old girl some forty six years ago. Whether this is a case of someone jumping on the band wagon who knows. Perhaps his accuser is doing just that though after seeing the amount of celebrities who are being investigated over the sexual abuse of children maybe she has found the courage to report it. A friend of mine who is in the know has told me there is no truth in the rumour ITV are considering renaming Coronation Street to No Consent Street.
Update: I'm pleased to see that William Roach has been found not guilty.He has my sympathy for all he and his family must have gone through.
SUMMER HAS BEGUN
Well itís the 1st of May and what a good start to the month it has been the sun has been shining and there has hardly been a cloud in the sky. Itís times like this that Iím glad I work from home and not sat in a stuffy office or working away elsewhere making money for someone else as I can choose when to work and when not to work. Although I did put in a couple of hours this morning I have spent the rest of the day sunning myself in the garden and catching up on my reading.
The book Iím reading at the moment is Because You Are Mine by Beth Kery, a book about a woman who falls for a dominant man and submits; a variation on a much used theme. Although the book is well written unlike (in my opinion) Fifty Shades Of Grey which I found utter drivel there are a some things that spoil it as some pieces are quite unbelievable. For instance, the main male character (the dominant) is richer than you can imagine such as owning a private jet to whisk the pair of them away to Paris, and by the description of the aeroplaneís interior it would put Obamaís Air Force One to shame. Still, I guess that what you should expect from a book that has emblazoned on the cover Ďif you like Fifty Shades Of Grey youíll love thisí. Iím all for reading about submissive women but it would be far more enjoyable if the characters were in the real world.
Today I was contacted by a friend of mine Lynda Leigh who for those of you who donít know, and if youíre a guy where have you been, is a well known glamour model who these days features on adult TV such as Red Light TV. Lynda was really pissed off, not surprisingly as some idiot professing to be a fan of hers has created a fake twitter account which is identity theft. Perhaps the person who created the fake account didnít realise how much of a problem stealing someoneís identity can cause themselves as it's against the law and you can be prosecuted and made to pay the person whose identity you stole lots of money. Itís also surprising how many people donít realise that accessing the web with a device leaves a digital foot-print that can be easily traced by the users IP address. Lynda has also had some of her pictures including some personnel ones stolen from the web and posted on the Vintage Erotica Forum which is in fact a breach of copyright law and this can land you in hot water too...
I know lots of models who hate the VEF with a vengeance as the site is full of thieves and trolls. Many models have asked for their content to be added to the banned content list. Girls like Carla Brown, Red, Lady Sonia and Teresa May do not and quite rightly so, let their images be posted here there and everywhere for free as the copyright belongs to the original photographer who loses out and images cannot be legally used without prior licence which these sites more than likely donít have. Just because these girls chose a career in modelling does not mean that their work can be used for free. Iím sure that the local mechanic or plumber wouldnít work for free nor would anyone else. If you want to follow the real Lynda Leigh her twitter account is @MissLyndaLeigh and if you want to follow the real Teresa May hers is @RealTeresaMay Red's is @Red-xxx and Carla's is @carlambrown Teresa May's website is www.officialteresamay.com
Red's website is www.red-xxx.com Carla Brown's website is www.carlabrown.co.uk
Donít be a hater of faker, show the girls the respect that is due because thatís what real fans do, those that donít are called arse holes!
Although I donít have anything against Baroness Thatcher I cannot understand why people like me I.E. the tax payer is footing the bill. Iím quite sure that the Thatcher family isnít short of a few bob and if they were that is what life insurance is for. Another thing I have issues with is why she is getting a state burial as it sets a precedence for what the country is expected to do for other ex prime ministers when the kick the bucket and there a quite a few. Should we do the same for Blair, John Major and David Cameron@ I certainly hope not. It really galls me that the country is in the grips of austerity measures, people are losing hundreds of pounds a month because of the so called bedroom tax, you now need a mortgage to fill your car up thatís if you can afford the road tax and the cost of food is increasing each week.
My mother who is now eighty eight is fretting as she has a two bed roomed flat, it doesn't matter that she moved out of a two bed roomed house some years back so that a young couple could have more room. Over the years my mother worked hard, sometimes having two jobs so much so that I was labelled as many of my peers were ĎíLatch key kidsíí, she paid her dues, paid her tax and stamp as it was then called and now in her twilight years she is being scared senseless by the wealthy aristocrats of our precocious and self centred government who it seems are doing their utmost to keep the working class in poverty. Is it any wonder there is unrest in the country?
The late Ďgreatí John Lennon wrote a song called ĎĎPiggiesíí which features on the Beatles white Album. When I was young I didnít realise the meaning of the lyrics but now Iím much older and much wiser I do understand. John Lennon couldn't have wrote a more fitting song for the current time and as for saying Ďíwhat they needís a damn good whackingíí I couldn't agree more. And I know just the person, or personís for that matter to give it to them.
You can see more of Mistress Teresa May here For more free galleries of strict women including Mistress Teresa May as a very strict headmistress of a girls' and boy's school click here
IT'S A FUNNY OLD WORLD
Yesterday while I was browsing through my twitter feed I saw a tweet from Sky News that said scientists in Iran had managed to make a time machine that can see in to the future by eight years. I do realise that technology is advancing rather rapidly but this is just laughable and I have to wonder what the Iranian government think they can achieve by making such a nonsensical statement. I had thought of emailing the Iranian Embassy and ask if they could take a look and let me know who the winners of the 2014 world cup is and who scored the winning goal and in what minute of the game but I somehow thing they would tell me to ''Ghomshar''
BACK TO SPANKING
Due to other commitments and being a rather busy boy these days I haven't updated my website as much as I would like to though I have been spanking rather a lot which has kept me happy. These days my spanking games are private so I have no photos to publish as obviously I have to respect the wishes of those who play with me. Though to add some colour to my blog here's a picture of me caning the lovely Lucy Bailey's bare bottom for a few years back.
NOT A GOOD START TO THE WEEK
It seems that my blog is gradually slipping away from the subject of my website. The world doesn't revolve around the spanking of cute and not so cute bare bottoms as in real life there are much more important issues.
This morning I had a frantic call from one of my daughters who had been informed that a friend of hers had committed suicide. Some years back my next door neighbour's teenage son committed suicide by hanging himself from the branch of a tree in our local church that was opposite both our houses. It's bad enough when anyone takes their own life but the effect of it touching someone you know is dreadful. My heart goes out to all concerned. If you are feeling depressed or need help talk about your feelings to a close friend or relative and get the help you need, don't suffer in silence.
RIP MARGARET THATCHER
Yesterday while in a business meeting I was told about the sad passing of Baroness Thatcher. There are more than a few people who despise her with a vengeance and many sad ones who are actually celebrating her death. Perhaps its worth reminding these ignorant twats that before Mrs Thatcher became prime minister the UK was the sick man of Europe, the unions were holding the government to ransom and inflation was rampant. I remember the three day week. No electricity, thanks to the miners strike. No refuse collection, rubbish strewn streets and rat infestations thanks to the bin men going on strike. Not being able to bury you dead. If Thatcher hadn't stood up and took on and beaten the unions the situation would have continued. Argentina got their arse kicked thanks to Maggie and blaming her for the death of those service men and women who died retaking the Falkland's is tantamount to blaming Churchill for the deaths of our servicemen and women in WW2. Mrs Thatcher changed all that and the UK became a powerhouse of Europe, strong and respected unlike the situation now with the back-stabbing and bickering self centred government we have now.
I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth I was born in the East End of London and was brought up on a council estate by working class parents. Over the years I have achieved much but my achievements are through my own hard graft and on many occasions going without. When I hear those who complain about the poll tax my thoughts are it was right. Maggie was right, we all should contribute not just the poor home owner. We all get service from the Police, we should all contribute. Yes she took away the free milk. In this day and age why should free milk be given to children after all, who pays? The tax payer of course. I do sympathise with those who through no fault of their own find themselves unemployed but there are far too many lazy bastards who think the world owes them; well it doesn't. I object with a passion my tax being given to these scroungers.
R.I.P Baroness Thatcher - The Iron Lady.
To those who are celebrating her death and many aren't old enough to be alive when she was in power you are all nasty evil little shites.
Under the circumstances I feel it quite inappropriate to post anything spanking related today.
THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE AWARD GOES TO... IKEA
I know this is off topic but itís something I want to vent about and share with all those who are thinking about making a purchase from the wonderful Swedish store IKEA.
A year to the day my wife and I purchased a double sink unit and surround for our new bathroom, this wasnít installed until a couple of months later as the bathroom was still under construction. The front of the drawers have developed a fault and the gloss laminate finish is beginning to bubble. I contacted IKEA customer service yesterday and the man I spoke to was really helpful. I explained I couldnít find the receipt for payment but I did have a copy of the C&C Full Serve Collection Point print out that had all the information on it bar the payment details though this I had on my credit card statement which I would be happy to provide. The man I spoke to took all the details and said I would receive a call from them today to solve the problem. The item has a ten year guarantee.
Today I received a phone call from IKEA, this time from a not so helpful man who insisted that I provide a copy of the receipt. I explained that I didnít have but could provide proof of purchase. He replied that the C&C Full Serve Collection Point was just a shopping list and that I could have stolen the items. In principle I agreed but weíre talking about a twin sink unit and surround which is
A: rather heavy and B: a little too large to hide under my jacked or slip in my wifeís handbag. It was bad enough trying to squeeze the boxes in to my five door RAV 4 with the back seats down. But the unhelpful customer service agent would have none of it and insisted I find the receipt.
Iíve since called IKEA back to hopefully speak to a customer service agent who is a bit more helpful after all if IKEA didnít sell duff goods I wouldnít need to contact them. Iíve now been holding on the phone for forty five minutes and have eventually hung up and redialled but this time used their call back option, hoping that they do actually call me back.
Thankfully I did get a call back from IKEA and the lady I spoke to was most helpful so now I'm waiting for a call back to arrange an inspection of the faulty goods, we shall see it this happens.
THE NOT SO ROYAL MAIL
Sometimes I feel like I'm turning into Victor Meldrew, always having something to complain about and the Royal Mail tends to be a regular. Not content with bunging a card through the door saying sorry we missed you when the item needs a signature even though they haven's knocked or rang the bell before scarpering on to their next delivery they can't even redeliver on the time you've asked for. Today has been totally wasted waiting around for the postie who is supposed to be re delivering a signed for package and it's almost 15:30 and there's no sign of him/her )so I'm politically correct.) Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham sang 'What's the world coming to, what they say isn't true' well I'm afraid it is true!
Back to the subject of my website which is spanking cute female bare bottoms, I've updated the home page image which features Rebekah Jordan and this I believe is enough for one day.
Tomorrow night the clocks go forward and it's officially summertime in the UK. Is it! Well I think God is having a laugh because it's bloody freezing and I'm so pleased I'm not a brass monkey. This afternoon we had a flurry of snow but thankfully, and I mean thankfully where I live has escaped the heavy snow falls that have caused havoc over many parts of the country.
Some years back when I used to work with Brigella I arranged a February shoot. The weekend she had arranged to come to London the blizzards started and Luton Airport closed. Aberdeen was also hit with snow, lots and lots of it and the airport there was closed for quite a while and I spent ages waiting and freezing in Luton Airport's arrivals. Thankfully she eventually arrived and the shoot went ahead though there was more fun and games to contend with as the heating in the flat where we were shooting decided to fail and due to the cold the shoot was delayed while three girls and myself shivered and shook until the man from British Gas fixed it. It took a short while for the heating to warm the place up and then the shoot began in earnest. It wasn't long until all of the girls were warmed up in fact after having their bare bottom soundly spanked and caned they were more than warm; they were scorching. So come on God, be a love, it's Easter, the time we celebrate the resurrection of your son Jesus so how about sending some sunshine and let us celebrate in the warm.
The free spanking gallery has new pictures added including Lucy Bailey getting her bare bottom caned by me and strict Ms Harrison Marks who gives naughty Sara a wicked bare bottom caning while her legs are raised over her head. What a painful position to be caned in. Ouch!
THE MISTRESS'S REVENGE
A short while back I purchased a book titled The Mistress's Revenge by Tamar Cohen and I found it most enjoyable read, mainly because I could relate to it albeit not as the scorned Mistress or her lover but because of events in my life.
In this digital age it's easy to fall into the trap of meeting someone online and falling for them as online romance is easy to achieve and it can become quite intense. How many of you reading this keep checking your smart phone for emails or tweets to see if you have received a message from someone you consider to be a lover. Of course, it may seem like ''only flirting'' quite harmless and just a bit of fun but things have a habit of becoming more than that. Does your partner check his/her phone constantly? Do they have it pin number protected? Do they go to the loo more frequently and take their phone with them? If they do any of these they are most lightly involved in an online romance.
Recently a friend of mine called me quite distraught saying that her partner was cheating on her. It seems he had been messaging another woman, just playing online, nothing serious and nothing to fret about. Well that's what he thought. My friend thought otherwise! Thankfully this issue was soon resolved and all is well.
The reality of online romance is that it's fake, as fake as fake can be. I have to wonder how many guys have social networking pages that portray them as a woman so that they can pretend to be a girl, a gay girl at that so they can talk dirty to other girls who are probably men. So the situation arises where guys pretending to be girls are jerking off at their computers while talking dirty with another guy who is pretending to be a girl. Have I lost you yet? Cheating is cheating whether it is talking dirty online or swapping images of your genitailia; if you are doing this you might as well go the whole hog and have penetrative sex as your partner will treat your actions exactly the same. Isn't it better to cherish what you have at home as it is very true that you don't know what you've got till it's gone. Back to Ms Tamar's book: After reading it you will wonder what was real and what was pure fiction, and if you find yourself empathising with either of the main characters you too have been there and done that. Isn't the world wide web fun!
Recently Iíve been talking to a lovely blonde lady who shall remain nameless which brought back memories of other ladies Iíve spoken to and become close to online. Online friendship can be quite intense even more intense than real life friendships. The problem with online friends is you never really know who you are talking to and itís quite probable that the woman you are talking to is a man pretending to be female or an old haggard woman pretending to be a babe. Over the years I have had many online female friends and I became close to many of them but being older and wiser Iím sure things werenít as they seemed.
A few years ago I would have been concerned if someone unfriended me on MySpace or Facebook but these days I really don't give a shit. I''ve come to realise that real friends, those that you know personally, those that you can call on in your time of need and when you are feeling down are priceless and thankfully I have such friends. Sometimes those who you don't consider as friends show their true colours and lend a sympathetic ear and are there for you which makes even the saddest day easier to bear.
Today I have been drinking and it's not even 2 PM yet and I've been giving thought to how nasty some people can be. I used to work in an office with a woman who shall remain nameless, what a bitch she was. A real nasty peace of work. At times she would tell me how an ex boyfriend of hers who she still pined for used to chase her while she was naked round their bedroom with a riding whip. She also said that she wanted to earn a few quid on the side and asked how she could become a Mistress, spanking and dominating guys. Although I didn't find this woman attractive, far from it, in fact I thought she was quite a hag some guys like this and I told her she would probably do well at it. Working with and knowing many Mistresses I knew how easy it is to get submissive males to part with their hard earned cash quite easily (suckers) but each to their own and whatever floats your boat. So, what do I get for my advice... Totally stitched up like a Kipper; the bitch went running with crocodile tears in her eyes to the company's GM telling tales of how I had a nice little earner going on the side (which I did) and tried to get me the bullet! If ever there was a candidate for a few dozen strokes of the cane across their bare arse I cannot think of anyone more deserving.
Recently there has been a spate of paperbacks written by women about submissiveness. A nice little earner no doubt feeding the minds of bored and lonely housewives and fuelling their fantasy's about herculean alpha males who will use them as sex toys, punish them with spankings, canings and whippings, use all sorts of devices on them such as nipple and pussy clamps and use them and abuse them but in the process of violent domineering lust make them have multiple orgasms. I cannot but wonder how many bored and lonely housewives had held a mummy porn book in one hand and their secret rampant rabbit in the other and pleasured themselves all afternoon. But back to reality, how many of these women who masturbated themselves silly over Christian Grey or Sir Stephen (read Pauline Reage's The Story of O) would consider their partners perverse and complete sickos had they suggest a little BDSM play. And not only that the poor man would more than likely find himself a guest of plod with a charge of Domestic Violence hanging over him. You can't have it both ways girls.
Thankfully though I have been blessed by having more than enough submissive women to fulfil my needs, though for those who think being submissive is all about having your bare bottom walloped black and blue this isn't the case. A submissive women knows her place and not to speak unless she is spoken to and that in itself can be a god send. One submissive asked how I can please you master. My reply was, drop your knickers and let me stripe your bare bottom. Yes master, she replied, but I wasn't in the mood to administer a bottom whipping and that I told her though I was pleased by her offer and compliance. So you see girls, submission is real for some, not just made up fantastical words printed on a page and it is a life-style, one that can be very rewarding and much safer than a vanilla relationship as you know where you stand and your Master will never suddenly change character and become violent and aggressive and cause you actual bodily harm. Perhaps now is the time to get a real life. A submissive life but only with the one you can give your ultimate trust.
ANOTHER GOVERMENT SCAM
Watching the news last night I was more that perturbed by the situation in Cyprus when the poor Cypriots are being fleeced with a tax on their savings. I find this quite outrageous. The Cypriots I'm sure like many of us in the UK grafted hard for what we have achieved both financially and material wise, we have paid our taxes, extortionate mortgage interest rates in the eighties under good old John Major and Nigel Lawson, (who remembers the frightful Black Wednesday) and saved hard for our pensions which the ever popular Gordon Brown raided. To cut a long story short we have been stitched up like kippers and hung out to dry financially, yet we can still find plenty of dosh to send to wealthy India and give hand-outs and homes to every dogs body that sets foot on our shores.
It worries me that mister call me Dave might see this as a way to bolster the national purse that he fritters away like a child in a sweet shop. With the risk of dodgy Dave and his cronies taxing our savings there really is no point in keeping your hard earn cash in a bank for a big percentage to be taxed. Apart from that, interest rates are crap so you might as well run the risk of keeping your money under the mattress as the risk of losing it to mister burglar or a fire is probably less of a risk than the government getting their grubby paws on it. Another good reason to keep your cash at home is so when you're are old and infirm and in the need of care the government wont know you have it like they would if it was in a bank and you'll stand a better chance of the government picking up the tab of your care home. which plebs who have sponged all of their life and who have pissed it up the wall will get. As the saying goes... Life is a bitch. Time for the revolution and time to fight back.
For those of an unsavoury characters who read this my money is still in the bank so don't waste your time burgling me as there's fuck all here though you might want to try the houses of parliament!
Now that I've got my off topic vent off my chest you might like to know that the free spanking gallery has been updated including some lovely schoolgirl spanking pictures. Enjoy them before the government find a way to tax them.
PHOTO STORY PROTHEROES CHOICE
WITH SAM JOHNSON
A schoolgirl photo story a tale with is twist is posted in the spanking photo story section. Cute Sam gets a punishment spanking, strapping and caning from the schools new head girl who uses her position of power to take revenge on her beautiful and popular rival, but what is the sting in the tail.
Click here to find out
FREE SPANKING GALLERIES
Spanking gallery 2 has been combined with gallery 1 so now there is just one gallery of assorted spanking pictures; the photo stories galleries remain unchanged. You can find the index to the many complete sets here. If your preference is for strict women who punish men with spanking and caning why not take a look at the Spanked Men Gallery here.
Once again I've looked at my website only to find that the gallery index page links have been corrupted! This seems to be an on going issue with my hosting company and it's really getting me down. Thankfully I now know how to repair the links in a matter of moments but I find myself forever checking pages to see if all is as it should be. If you come across any broken links on this website please let me know by clicking here.
Browsing through eBay this morning I came upon a listing for a genuine government tawse which has a starting price of thirty pounds. This reminded me of one of my first visits to the late George Harrison Marks and the Kane office. I had been a reader of Kane for many years and often wondered if things were what they seemed to be in both the magazines and videos. George assured me that they were, stating quite adamantly that nothing was faked or dubbed and now I know what he said was very true. He showed me a long thin tawse that I had seen used in the videos and to my surprise it was at least a quarter of an inch thick and after testing on my hand I had no doubt of how much it would sting and bruise a bare female bottom.
THE CORPORAL PUNISHMENT OF CHILDREN
Yesterday I paid a visit to my doctor. In the waiting room was a mother with her two children one being a girl ager five who was dressed in school uniform. The reason I mention this is that recently I have read a book titled Annie's Girl by Maureen Coppinger which tells of her life in a convent and how she was brought up by nuns. As in the film The Magdelan Sisters corporal punishment was common place, an everyday occurrence. Looking at this tiny mite it baffled me how anyone could beat a child of her age with a strap or cane, one stroke of the tawse I saw on eBay would have covered almost half of her bottom.
I'm not advocating that children who misbehave shouldn't be spanked but the spanking should be reasonable and used only as a punishment for bad behaviour, not for being unable to understand or take in what is being taught. What I do believe is that corporal punishment such as birching, caning and flogging should be used on the criminal element of our society for those who steal, burgle, commit assault and for the members of parliament who think it permissible to fiddle their expenses which is stealing from the public purse namely our money! Perhaps if criminals knew they would not only be incarcerated for a while they would also be subjected to having their bottom beaten quite severely the message might sink in that it's not a good idea to break the law!
An interview with the gorgeous spanking model Lorraine Ansel who reveals her true love of spanking has been added. Read all about her secret spanking fantasies and how she was spanked and caned at the Kane office by Kane's publisher Ms Harrison Marks
THE PUNISHMENT SHOULD FIT THE CRIME
Yesterday Vicky Pryce and Chris Huhme were sentenced to eight months in prison for perverting the course of justice. I have mixed feelings about their sentences; part of me feels they should be banged up but another feels they shouldnít. There is no doubt that what they did was wrong and illegal but the fact of the matter is they didnít commit a violent crime and they didnít steal, embezzle or make exaggerated expense claims on the public purse which is funded by you and I so does the punishment fit the crime? According to the press the cost of keeping each of them in jail is £800 per week which comes to over £25,000 and thatís only if they serve half of the sentence. Surely a couple of hundred hours of community service would have been a better penalty as it would be far cheaper for the over burdened tax payer and they would be doing something worthwhile even if it was cleaning rivers or painting pensioners homes.
The other option had our government not become some namby pamby and abolished corporal punishment would have been just that, a caning or birching. The opinion of the media of the vindictive Vicky Pryce is that she knew there was a risk that she would be charged and found guilty for her offence and may be sentenced to prison though my thoughts are she probably expected a suspended one. I have to wonder if she would have taken the same course of action knowing that she ran the risk of being sentenced to a bare bottom caning or birching.
The same applies to Chris Huhme, I wonder if he would have been so eager to have his wife take his three penalty points had he known he would be thrashed by a burly prison warder or wardress if he got caught. I think not. Having your trial covered closely by the press and having the world know that you are going to is surely traumatic enough but having the world know that you are going to have your bottom bared for a thrashing as a punishment for your crime... Can you imagine a news report like this? Today Vicky Pryce was sentenced to twenty-four strokes of the cane to be administered to her bare bottom. The punishment will take place at 2 PM on Friday 22nd of March in the punishment hall of Holloway prison and will be broadcast live. I have a feeling had this form of punishment been available things would have been different. I rest my case mílord. HM Government take note. Top image courtesy Nu West www.nu-westleda.com
A DAY IN THE OFFICE
Sometimes we have to do mundane things and today is one of those as Iím going to spend the day catching up on paperwork, my accounts and tidying up my office which has become untidy to say the least. If I were a rich man I would have a P.A. to do these tasks for me one with a cute and spankable bottom and a maid to keep the office spick and span I know who I would like to fill these positions (female of coursee) given the chance but that is a luxury that I shall have to forego. Meanwhile I shall knuckle down and get on with the tasks at hand. Mind you, working for myself at least I can do things at my own speed, have as much coffee as I wish without having to answer to anyone. Incidentally, the gorgeous Sam Johnson pictured isn't one of my choices so I shall let you wonder who I would choose given the chance.
March 10th (Mother's Day)
DECORATING PRETTY THINGS AND FAKING IT
Last week was a really busy week for me as most of my time has been spent decorating which is why I haven't updated my blog. As I don't have a nine to five to worry about it's been quite an enjoyable week though it would have been more enjoyable if I'd had an assistant like the lovely Lorraine Ansel pictured, to fetch and carry for me. Though had that been the case I'm sure there wouldn't have been much decorating done.
As I have recently acquired a batch of old Janus spanking magazines to sell on my website www.vintagespankingmagazines.com I decided to take some time out and read some of the reader's letters. These Janus are from the late seventies and early eighties and I was taken aback by the content, daughters being spanked and caned by both parents, young children, teenagers and even grown up daughters. Children thrashed at school on the bare bottom, female staff caned - really! It all seems a bit far fetched. One particular letter that although entertaining to read was surely the over active imagination of a reader. Wishful thinking I believe it's called. The letter was supposedly written by a young woman, a secretary who was caned by her male manager. The writer claims that she was caned four times across her bare bottom and that afterwards her manager kept her knickers so she had to go out for lunch knickerless. After the rest of the office staff had gone home she was caned, twenty-four strokes of the cane across her still bare bottom and not only was she caned she was also fucked before being let up and of course she enjoyed all of it, the caning and fucking.
With the recent spate of sexual abuse cases being instigated after thirty or so years can you imagine the amount of claims that would be made if females had been subjected to spanking and caning whilst at work. I'm not saying that all reader's letters are made up by the editorial staff of a magazine but I know for a fact that the majority are, either that or they are written by paid writers. One company that shall remain nameless published a regular reader's spanking letters magazine with letters that were obviously written by the same person and therefore fake. One clear sign is when the same phrases are used over and over again. 'Oh lord how he spanked me'' ''Oh lordy I was shocked when he took my knickers down''. Have a look at your own spanking magazines and you will see what I mean. Of course some readers do write in and on occasions send in pictures of their wives or girlfriends but these are few and far between and usual they contribute on a regular basis. Readers of Janus may wish to check and see how many times David T. or Judith of Grimsby has had her spanked bottom featured in the correspondence section. However, sorry if I burst your bubble but the majority of reader's letter are fake. We don't make them up... Really!
The website's cover picture has been changed from schoolgirl Natasha standing next to the cane wielding headmaster to a very dominant Jean Bacon of Yorkshire Spanking Parties for those who like strict women.
Another seven pictures have been added to the free spanking gallery including a delightful picture of Ms Harrison Marks of Kane Magazine caning the bare bottom of one of the cutest schoolgirls ever, the adorable Miss Sam Johnson
BIG BOYS DO CRY (IN FACT THEY CRY MORE THAN GIRLS) Don't they
I'm sure the majority of producers of spanking material get contacted by lots of guys who want to have the chance to spank and cane many female bare bottoms but who don't want their faces to be shown. Likewise there are many guys who have indeed had the privilege of spanking and caning many a cute bare bottom and have also been paid, and it isn't just guys who want to spank! Many guys enjoy getting a bare bottom spanking or caning from strict women which unless they get spanked for a magazine or video they would have to pay for so they quite happily bared the nether regions for the camera. Many of these spankers and spankees featured in photo shoots for magazines and in videos before the days of internet and thought that they would never be seen as who do they know that would purchase a spanking magazine let alone a video.
Then along came the digital age and along with it the world wide web which spawned lots of spanking sites who thought they could make a few sheckles from their archive material.Along with the digital revolution came affordable hardware such as scanners and it wasn't long before mister and probably miss spanking magazine reader was scanning their favourite images and posting them of spanking forums. All highly illegal of course as the majority of people don't have any understanding of copyright law. You wouldn't for instance scan the latest Jilly cooper or Jeffry Archer book and post it on line for free, well you might, but you would be hammered by the author. However, this isn't about copyright it's about spankers. With the internet people were being seen as spanking pictures were posted everywhere so there is more than a good chance of them being seen. This also includes girls who though having their bums smacked and striped was a way to make a few easy quid and why not.
Apart from that the girls that I know have no problem with pictures of them being spanked and treat it as a bit of a giggle, a laugh whereas many of the male spankers are now crying and bleating that the images are affecting their careers. My thoughts on this - you've made your bed now you have to lay in it.
The left image is from the Kane video A Punishing View which is part of a two story video called ''Two Punishing Tales'' which came with ''Fare Deal'' these were two of the earliest videos that I scripted. Two Punishing Tales. The image is credited to Ponytail Pete.
BEWARE OF SCAMMERS
Today I received yet another phone call from a woman who told me she was calling from my ISP and that I have a virus. Oh yeah right. Having been down this road many times it never ceases to amaze me how dumb these jerks are. ''Oh, is that so,'' I replied, and then asked who my ISP is. She hung up. Okay so I guess I'm lucky that I still have all of my faculties and haven't started on the slippery slope of dementia so I'm able to realise that the call is a scam. However, there are many people like my wife who isn't up to speed with computers and the like and my dear old mum who is in her eighties and has just joined the online world and are easy prey for these arseholes.
I make no excuse for my language as arseholes are what they are and as for the women who work for these scammers I would like nothing better than to have them bare arsed in front of me for a taste of rattan on their bare flesh. After a severe thrashing I doubt if they would want to try scamming anyone else. Above: What all scammers deserve, a bare bottom punishment caning!
Keeping to the subject of punishment canings for bad girls there's a new gallery featuring Rebekah Jordan being caned by her strict aunt for being late home.
On a tangent: It's always nice to receive nice unexpected sweet messages my Beautiful Child, my lil Stevie.
SPANKING AND STUFF
Looking through my archives I found an early photo-shoot that I did as editor of Kane to accompany an interview Josie Harrison Marks and I did with a gorgeous girl called Brandi. This shoot holds special memories for me as the plan was to do the interview and afterwards get some pictures of Josie spanking and caning Brandi when the interview was over. However, like many things the day didn't go to plan as when we had finished the interview Josie said she needed to go to the bank before it closed and I would have to make do with pictures of Brandi alone. That's all very well I thought but I knew reader's of Kane wouldn't want to see just Brandi's bare bottom they would want to see it a deep shade of red. As I didn't have a timer on my camera we decided that I would spank and strap her for a while then take some snaps of her spanked cheeks and that would have to suffice. Needless to say I felt like a dog with two dicks as Brandi was truly gorgeous and had a really cute bum. I was in heaven and spent rather longer than need be spanking and strapping her. Such happy days!
On Friday whilst shopping at our local Tesco I came upon a book titled The Accidental Call Girl which gave the impression of being a good read so I purchased it. Later at home I realized that the author was Portia da Costa who used to write spanking stories for Kane and many other magazines including Februs under the name of Delaney Silver so I am sure that it will be a good read. Click here to go to Portia's website... Another 13 photos have been added to the FREE spanking gallery
14th Feb Valentine's Day
Recently there have been many books that are BDSM orientated, you only have to browse the paperback shelves in Tesco or WH Smith to see how many there are. BDSM, whipping, flogging, spanking and nipple clamping are now it seems acceptable as is the mummy porn that appears to be the new vogue. With the volume of these books reportedly sold women the length and breadth of the country are fantasising about being dominated, used and abused by a herculean man for his pleasure. Obviously this and domestic violence are worlds apart. If you venture into a D/s relationship you need to be able to give the dominant your ultimate trust knowing that whatever game you are role playing will cease immediately if you wish, and the intimacies that occur between D/s is strictly kept between D/s which again comes down to giving your partner your ultimate trust.
The point of the above is that BDSM mummy porn such as Fifty Shades Of Grey is acceptable but as soon as you mention you enjoy spanking a bare female bottom you are looked upon as a perverted freak even though a vast amount of the female population fantasise about being on the receiving end of an OTK spanking or even a dozen of so stinging cuts of the cane across their naked nether regions. I know of many women who enjoy being spanked and physically punished for misdeeds though if a woman enjoys being punished in such a manner then it isn't punishment. A true punishment would be to let her go without and behave as though her misdemeanour wasn't an issue and that you forgive her.
On Feb 11th I mentioned that I had a meeting with a woman regarding opening an account to take card payments on my website www.vintagespankingmagazines.com - I'm always cautious in the way that I approach the subject matter especially with women as I don't want to cause anyone offence. The woman turned out to be in her mid to late twenties and most attractive. I told her I found it difficult at times because of the type of magazines I sell and that I always seem to have to talk to women; never men. She told me that she had looked at my website and found the spanking magazines quite tasteful and spanking looked like fun. I didn't pursue the matter further but it just goes to show that there are many women who enjoy being spanked and physically punished for misdeeds. Six new pictures added to the free spanking gallery
SPANKING AND BANKING (YES, BANKING)
Today I had a call from a lady who works for the company who are hopefully going to provide me with the facility to take card payments on my spanking magazine website www.vintagespankingmagaines.com - During the conversation I mentioned that I always seem to talk to females when it comes to setting up anything to do with my spanking magazine business and apologised for the subject matter. To my surprise she had no problem with it in fact she gave the impression that she was quite intrigued and interested in spanking. Not wanting to get myself in deep shit and end up on the front of the tabloids I didn't pursue the subject any further but it sure did make me wonder if perhaps she has been there and done that.
Two New spanking galleries Caned By the Headmistress featuring Teresa May as a strict headmistress strapping and caning two naughty schoolgirls on the bare bottom who have been sent to her for playing truant and a very naughty photo set of head girl Sam Johnson indulging in some hot lesbian spanking fun with her headmistress played by Teresa May in Caned By The Headmistress. The free spanking gallery of Sam Johnson as a strict head girl who spanks and canes two school girls on their bare bottom enthusiastically is now live and you can see all of the pictures by clicking here.
BURGERS AND SNOW
What a horrible day, it's snowing again and my main Sky box has failed. Well bugger it, I'll just have to stay in bed and watch the multiroom one that we have in the bedroom. Things could be much worse though as I could have had a Findus Lasagne or a Shergar burger for dinner over the past few weeks but thankfully I have a wonderful wife who is an excellent cook so we don't eat ready meals though my heart does go out to those who aren't as fortunate as us and who eat them frequently.
There's a new spanked male gallery Schoolboy Adam Gets Spanked For Cheating and I've uploaded a new gallery that features the gorgeous Sam Johnson as a wicked head girl who just loves to administer bare bottom spankings and canings to the other girls though this isn't ready for viewing just yet.
8th Feb 10:15AM
KEEP CALM I'M A SPANKER
Today I have an appointment with my local bank who are happy to provide a business bank account for my spanking magazine website www.vintagespankingmagazines.com
I really cannot believe how difficult it has been to find a bank who will do this. As I've said before, spanking magazines like Janus, Roue, Kane and Blushes are not illegal and can be purchased at many corner shops. Well you could when they were being published on a regular basis... New galleries Spanked By A Jealous Girlfriend and Jealous Girlfriend Gets A Spanking added
Today my wife and I took a trip to Hammersmith as she had a meeting to attend there. Many years ago I managed a clothes shop in the Kings Mall when it first opened. At the time the mall's management were really snooty as they wanted it to be quite up marked and exclusive so I was interested to see how much it had changed and to reminisce a little. When we arrived at the Kings Mall I was shocked to see what a dump it had become and that is being polite. The place is far from being up marked and it isn't a place that I would want to go shopping. Although the shop I used to run is still there albeit now under a different name it is one of the classier shops that trade there so kudos to them.
Seeing where I used to work certainly brought back memories, Mister Peach whose advice on how to stop taking sugar in my coffee helped me to stop, the David Sylvian lookalike pooftah who worked in the clothes shop opposite, and the Co-op's restaurant manageress who provided a free cooked English breakfast each Saturday though most of all my cashier a gorgeous coloured girl called Chrisse (Oh Christina the size of the wood) who had one of the best bottoms I have seen. The things that we used to get up to, all good clean, well almost clean, horse play and much flirting. Sadly I didn't get to give Chrissie a spanking even though I dearly wanted too and that was probably for the best but oh what a wonderful thought.
Yesterday eight galleries were added including Spanked For Scaring Her Aunt with Ms Harrison Marks who canes Janie her niece, Spanked For Forgetting Her Husband's Dry Cleaning, Spanked By Her Grandma, An Unusual Training Technique, On The Job Training, Thieving Nurse Gets Her Bottom Striped, Spanked By A Jealous Girl Friend and Jealous Girl Friend Gets A Spanking
There has been much debate about the use of corporal punishment on children. If a child has done something serious such as stealing, wanton vandalism, has beaten the crap out of another child or mugged an old lady then I see no reason why the little bugger should not be punished corporally with a few whacks of a supple leather strap or a purpose made cane across their bare buttocks.
Recently I was given a few books from one of my daughters and one of them looked quite interesting, Annie's Girl by Maureen Coppinger that tells the story of how an abandoned Irish orphan discovered the truth about her mother. I found the first three chapters quite chilling. Maureen was abandoned at one of Ireland's notorious Industrial schools which was run by nuns. Girls were beaten with straps and canes on their hands and bare buttocks for not remembering their catechism by heart and for wetting the bed and much more. Each morning those who had wet their bed were given six stokes of the cane across their bare buttocks, many girls wet the bed each night so you can imagine the consequences of this and how distraught they were each night fearful of the morning arriving. Is it any wonder these girls continued to wet the bed.
I'm certain there are many who will get off on the knowledge of young girls being beaten in such a cruel manner though personally I find it offensive especially as it is the church that is administering and condoning the institutional abuse of children.
Thankfully these days it is understood that children need nurturing and praise and that some have special needs when it comes to learning and that beating a child with a cane or strap because they cannot read, write or get to grips with mathematics is a thing of the past.
Many males and for that matter females enjoy seeing and having their bare bottom soundly caned by a strict woman and there are many women who are more than happy to do this some for a fee and some because they enjoy it. Over the years I've worked with and photographed many women who have a dominant streak and who are able to administer a severe caning with ease. If you've seen the DVD 'Mistress Samantha' you'll no doubt agree that the gorgeous Sam Johnson is certainly one of them.
On a tangent I've added some schoolgirl themed spanking galleries one featuring KaraJayne as a head girl who gets a spanking from the headmaster and one of Brigella being spanked and caned by the same headmaster. I would like to point out that both KaraJayne and Brigella are grown women well over the age of twenty one and the galleries are adult fantasy themes which both enjoy.